I went with a few of my friends to a "haunted farm" last night- where there were several attractions that were supposed to scare people. Most of the stuff that we encountered was more funny than scary (except for the masked dudes with chainsaws chasing us through a maze !EEK!). Afterwards, one of my friends said it might be funny to have a gay-themed haunted attraction. So I was wondering- do you all have any ideas of what such an attraction might look like?
You could have some very 'friendly' scantily-clad gays in a haunted house directed towards homophobes?
There could be a room with just female strippers for the guys and Male strippers for the girls. Heterosexual or Homosexual your bound to scream in one of those rooms.
Sarah Palin... but in all seriousness... Sarah palin. I don't know. Gay things are only scary to homophobes.
The Westboro Baptist church.... ... maybe zombies, or vampires or something. Or maybe them with actual valid arguments. THAT would be scary.
actually, i would be terrified that the westboro baptist church would crucify me. no joke i actually just got back from a haunted "manor" and it was sooo funny. my friend was about to piss herself and she bit me at least 3 times because she meant to bite herself and missed. (we were holding hands.) and she was this close to hugging the fireman walking behind us. the only scary thing was the dead baby doll. and then when we left and my friend (the one who was so scared) wanted me to walk through a empty sketchy as hell parking lot. uh, hell naw
Wouldn't it be scary if someone in a haunted house dressed up as Michael Jackson (although he was probably asexual)? I'd be scared of Michael Jackson sneaking up behind me in a dark hallway, saying "HEEhee, I'm back from the dead" :lol:
the fourtune teller told us that he was there! and he was fighting with taylor swift and hannah montana. because apparently hannah was being a bitch and trying to steal taylors show. and the ghosts were none to happy about that
Being trapped in a room with Fred Phelps, Rush Limbaugh, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Sarah Palin, George W.Bush, Maggie Gallagher, Carrie Prejean, Bill O'Reilly, and random right wing religious nutjobs. (Shudders.) This too. It would take alot of sexy guys for me to recover, LOL. :roflmao:
