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Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

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  1. frootl00p

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    I thought this might be sort of fun

    Think of a cute/funny/corny pick-up line for the person above you. Here's an example to get this thing going...

    "Are you getting deaf yet? My heart's been calling your name ever since i laid my eyes on you."

    Ennnjoooyyyy xD
     
    #1 frootl00p, Nov 29, 2009
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    Chya!
    Do you work at subway?cus ya give'n me a foot long :grin: :roflmao:
     
    #2 TroubledRyan, Nov 29, 2009
  3. Jiggles

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    Do you work for DHL? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
     
    #3 Jiggles, Nov 29, 2009
  4. frootl00p

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    "You can be my prosthetic teeth.. i can't smile without you" :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you
    If i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put U and I together.
    Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
     
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    Are you a lirbrary book, cuz im checking you out


    Are you ttired becuase youve been running through my mind all day.

    lol pick up lines are so dumb but if somebody through one at you in one of those awesomely sarcastic ways how could you say no XD
     
    #6 Idunnohereitis, Nov 29, 2009
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    Are you an angel,cus god's missing one!
     
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    "You could be a pair of feet... i can't seem to breath when i'm next to you."

    hahaha! my friend just told me that one.. thought i'd share :slight_smile:
     
    #8 frootl00p, Nov 29, 2009
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    Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see me in your pants!
    =P that's my favorite...
    also,
    "It's a good think i'v got my library card, because i'm checking you out"
     
    #9 zzzero, Nov 29, 2009
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    What Freudians repress, let's express!

    And now some I've heard from math class:
    Hey...nice asymptote.
    I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
     
    #10 NickT, Nov 29, 2009
  11. paco

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    excuse me, do you have a map?

    i keep getting lost in your eyes
     
    #11 paco, Nov 29, 2009
  12. frootl00p

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    "i'll google your yahoo if you come to myspace and twitter my facebook."
     
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    Are you from Memphis? Cause you're the only ten I see!

    You should probably call the cops.
    Why?
    I'm gonna start stalking you.
     
    #13 SRSLYMARK, Nov 29, 2009
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    ...are you a ninja, cus you bodies kickin'...

    ...did you just touch my but, :no:, well you can if you want to...

    ...do you want to dance :yes: :slight_smile:
    if not
    ...do you want to dance :no: you miss understood me, you look fat those pants...
     
    #14 i need help, Nov 29, 2009
  15. Hidden Angel

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    I can't decide if this is cheesy or sweet lol!
    If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
     
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    ...is there a keg in you pants, cus i want to tap that ass...

    ...were your parents retarded, cus you sure are special...
     
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    Are legions of ring wraiths hunting you down to tear apart your soul? Because I want you to wear my ring!

    As cheesy and dumb as they are, if someone actually tried to use them in an effort to be romantic, I would probably fall in love with them right there for being so adorable.
     
    #17 AlmightyFluffy, Dec 1, 2009
  18. Jiggles

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    Youtube Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo.
     
    #18 Jiggles, Dec 2, 2009
  19. backtothekitchen

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    Oh God, that would actually work on me. :lol:


    "That's a nice shirt. Could I talk you out of it?"
     
    #19 backtothekitchen, Dec 2, 2009
  20. fabu2113

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    are you on fire bc your making me hot:b
     
    #20 fabu2113, Dec 5, 2009
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