So here's a game for everyone. You all know the song, the 12 days of christmas... now you can make your own version. Be creative and have fun. ♫ ----- (Sorry if mine doesn't match the tune properly. I'm more inclined to novels/drawing than poetry and rhythm) On the first day of Gaymas, my true love gave to me, .. herself wrapped in a queer tree. On the second day of Gaymas my true love gave to me, a two sided dildo. On the third day of Gaymas my true love gave to me, three free chefs. On the fourth day of Gaymas my true love gave to me, four homework graces. On the fifth day of Gaymas my true love gave to me, fiiiive AWESOME FRIENDS! ♫ On the sixth day of Gaymas my true love gave to me, six sassy crushes. On the seventh day of Gaymas my true love gave ot me, seven mins in heaven. On the eigth day of Gaymas my true love gave to me, eight magical kisses. On the ninth day of Gaymas my true love gave to me, nine gay friendly neighbours. On the tenth day of Gaymas my true love gave to me, ten terrified homophobes. On the eleventh day of Gaymas my true love gave to me, eleven prestine portraits. On the twelvth day of Gaymas my true love gave to me, twelve days vacation.