What holiday item would you be?

long hard and fun.





a pogo stick.

 

...lol

Ummmm. I'd be a scarf.

 

Not really so much a holiday item, but it's winter-ish: I'd be a big warm coat. That way I could still go outside and enjoy the snow, and keep someone warm and snuggly.

 

Im a mother fucking mistletoe

 

Short, sweet, and not straight
= a candy cane!!

 

Round and tough( a fruit cake), sweet and happy making(sugar cookies), and shiny and glowing(a Christmas tree)

 

tinsel.... im shiney and clingy and i just lay around glistening in teh lights.

 

Foil wrapping paper...

Because I'm bright, rather sharp, like to be neatly pressed, and I'm a little up tight.

 

I'd probably be the typical small, understated Christmas present. You know, the one that's hidden under the tree behind all the other presents with its not-completely-neat wrapping job, swimming in a sea of fir needles and crumpled wrapping paper from other presents, and it's the last one to be opened. But once you open it it turns out to be one of the most awesome presents there that brightens everyone's day.

 

I'd be t he Star on top of the tree, because I give light and happiness into everyone's lives, into everyone I meet and ever come across.

 

I'd be the old great aunty who wants to kiss, hug you, pinch your cheeks, who smells vaguely of pickle and will never leave you alone no matter how hard to try to escape my presence =) MwahahaAHwWawhaH.

Actually, I'm not sure family members count as items. If they don't, then I'll be that Christmas card with the weird handwriting who you can't quite tell who it's from and so is very confusing.

 

You know how there's always one present you get from your great-aunt Myrtle or someone, that you pretend you adore because otherwise she'd feel bad (or hit you with your cane), but really you find it kind of weird? That would be me.

 

Id be a snow flake

 

It snowed today the first time this winter here

Hmm, I'd be a red santa hat!

 

I'd be the faulty portable heater that decides to stop working on the coldest day of the season.

 

The bauble. Crap to look at by its self, but putting it together with other things creates a great thing but easily broken.

 

unwrapped present containing clothing... out but not flashy...

 

I'd be an Advent Calendar
It counts down the days to Christmas, making it seem to go faster by distracting you with chocolatey goodness. ^.^