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I guess I'm straight.

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by prismaticlight, Mar 11, 2010.

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  1. prismaticlight

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    Earlier I laid on the ground and put a level on myself. The bubble was centered. Because of this I know I'm straight.











    If you want to post some absolutely insane thing that makes you straight I would love to here it. The kind of stuff that would shock people because it is so stupid.:icon_eek:
     
    #1 prismaticlight, Mar 11, 2010
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    Earlier I used a hair straightener. But then the straightness spread from my hair to my brain, making me straight!!!
     
    #2 shimmersky, Mar 11, 2010
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    at work, for the lotto machine, i give some people 'straights' or boxes etc. lately alot of people have been asking for straights so i guess im straight now lol
     
    #3 Alex19, Mar 11, 2010
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    Yesterday I was out walking with someone and he asked me if I do any drugs. I started to tell him, "No, I'm straight-edge," but I tripped before I could say edge. I guess I'm straight now.
     
    #4 Owen, Mar 12, 2010
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    I'm tall and thin... guess that makes me straight? :grin:
     
    #5 Camman3, Mar 12, 2010
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    I had a bit of a competition with my friends to see who could balance a book on their head for the longest. I lost but then a giant unicorn flew across a rainbow from the sky and impaled a teddy bear cloud. . . .oh and now I'm straight. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
    #6 Doreibo, Mar 14, 2010
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    At the hospital the entire staff mistook my friend for my girlfriend...so I guess I'm straight and taken?
     
    #7 Daniel, Mar 14, 2010
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    well my shirts are cut like straight boxes, so i'm straight :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
    #8 xCrazyInsanity, Mar 14, 2010
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    Everyone always tells me I don't slouch when I walk..that I walk tall and straight.. so I guess now I'm straight?
     
    #9 Zume, Mar 14, 2010
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    I just bought a pair of straight leg jeans :slight_smile: Along with some Warm Vanilla Sugar body wash but we'll just forget about that purchase ;P
     
    #10 lolz, Mar 14, 2010
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    SAME!

    I guess we can be tall and straight together.
     
    #11 Rygirl, Mar 14, 2010
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    My hair is too short to curl. Does that make me straight?
     
    #12 Apocalypte, Mar 14, 2010
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    My... hair's straight?
     
    #13 Austin, Mar 14, 2010
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    Ummm... I won't be rolling cigarettes no more, instead I'll smoke... yep, you guessed it; STRAIGHTS :grin:
     
    #14 pirateninja, Mar 14, 2010
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    I got five cards in sequence in a poker game. I'm so straight.
     
    #15 SaturdaySaviour, Mar 15, 2010
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    I have crutches and they are straight... guess what that makes me! :slight_smile:
     
    #16 Connor22, Mar 15, 2010
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    Yesterday I went to the store for groceries, and then I went straight home. Well I must be straight if I live in a straight home! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
    #17 Sylver, Mar 15, 2010
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    This thread is sooo straight.

    And I'm posting in it, so I guess I'm straight too.
     
    #18 Chandra, Mar 15, 2010
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    I was talking about baker street in london, and fudged it up and said beeker straight instead. I'm so straight it sneaks into my sentences.
     
    #19 ColdSnap, Mar 15, 2010
  20. prismaticlight

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    Everyone that mentioned that their hair is straight is obviously straight. My hair is straight and we all know I'm straight according to the level.



    The scariest thing about society is that a lot of people use this type of logic even though it isn't logic. They think it is though.
     
    #20 prismaticlight, Mar 15, 2010
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