My son sent me this. >> HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER >> >> Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's >> mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Brian's roommate, Geoffrey, was... >> Brian's Mom had long been suspicious about her son's sexuality and this had only made her more curious. >> >> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to >> wonder if there was more between Brian and Geoffrey than met the eye. >> >> Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be >> thinking, but I assure you Geoffrey and I are just roommates.' >> >> About a week later, Geoffrey came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came >> to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver gravy ladle. You don't >> suppose she took it, do you?' >> >> Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So >> he sat down and wrote: >> >> ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ >> >> Dear Mom, >> >> I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not >> saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one >> has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. >> >> Love, Brian >> ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ >> >> Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read: >> ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ____ >> >> Dear Son, >> >> I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Geoffrey, I'm not saying that you 'do >> not' sleep with Geoffrey. But the fact remains that if Geoffrey were sleeping in >> his own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now. >> >> Love, Mom >> >> LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER >> >> > __._,_.___
