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avoid...the drinking game.

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by malachite, Apr 9, 2010.

  1. malachite

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    Ok, so here is how this goes. You have to do something to avoid the drink passed to you by the last poster then you pass a drink for the next poster. The key is make something up to avoid having to drink the drink; and, the drink you pass can be something totally made up that someone won’t want to drink.

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    Roseanne sweat.
    I use my mystic powers to teleport he drink to someone else.
    I pass: a mug of baby snot (rich, thick, and creamy)

    Ok?
    here we go!

    Fire Water
     
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    I take the glass, then say I have to go to the bathroom. Once there, I give it to my pet unicorn, Spike.

    I pass a Sex On The Beach
     
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    I'm tempted but know I have an early start, so claim I need to go pack my bags and promptly leave, but not before handing over a shot of rum.
     
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    As I got to drink the shot, a ninja pops up out of nothingness and destroys the glass.

    Before I go to disperse the ninja, I pass a Rocket Fuel :evil:
     
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    As I raise the glass to my lips, suddenly, a horde of rhinos barge through the window. I dive out of the way, but drop the glass and it gets crushed under the feet of the rhinos.

    I then pass over a large glass of tabasco sauce. Very good for clearing the sinuses. :slight_smile:
     
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    "oh my is that the ghost of Micheal Jackson?" While everyone looks I dump it on the floor (which I'm guessing eat a hile right through it) then pass some dirt dish water (nice and soapy)!
     
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    Before I get the chance to drink, someone suggests we dance. In the process, someone knocks over my drink and it falls down the drain.

    After I finish dancing, I pass along some jalapeno juice :slight_smile:
     
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    I use me powers of suggestion to make everyone thing the glass is empty.

    "There is nothing in this but I have something here for you"

    I pass along some tasty cat urine.
     
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    When I go to take a drink, the Six Flags guy comes in and begins to dance, accidentally knocking over my drink. As I go to dance, I quickly pass some K.G.B (which is Apricot Brandy, Gin, Kirsch, Lemon Juice and 1/2 a teaspoon of superfine sugar) :slight_smile:
     
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    As I go to drink it, the actual KGB comes in and confiscates it.

    I pass along a glass of Coke Zero. (Blech)
     
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    Reaching for the glass to drink it, I notice a drop dead gorgeous guy across the room winking at me. In my absence of talking to him, someone else drank the Coke Zero.

    I pass along a Long Island Ice Tea
     
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    I wish I could drink, but I regretably am the designated driver tonight and excuse myself to go find my car keys.

    I pass on an Apple Martini.
     
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    I drink the martini, then remember something funny and laugh, and it comes out of my nose. Not a glamorous way of avoiding drinking it, but it gets the job done and is believable.

    I pass along a glass of Nitric acid; if you didn't want to avoid the other drinks on the list, you'll want to avoid this one.
     
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    I grab the glass to drink, then suddenly notice an assassin coming up behind me. Turning, I throw the acid in his face and incapacitate him :slight_smile:

    I pass along a glass of horse sweat :confused:
     
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    I notice a stain my pants and decide horse sweat is just the thing to get it out, but before I start scubbing, I pass a glass of O + blood.
     
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    I look at it, then ask my vampire friend would prefer it over the lemonaid I notice
     
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    I go to drink the lemonade, but notice the lemon has 3 seeds XD I can't eat anything odd

    I pass along a glass of *coughpoisonedcough* Kool-Aid
     
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    My detect poison alarm goes off. I explode through the wall yeliing, "oh yeah!" and pass the poison on to the first kid I see.

    Before moving on I pass a steaming cup of Horse Semen
     
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    I say 'mmmm, tasty!' In what I believe is a very convincing manner before exclaiming 'look! Lady Gaga just walked in!'

    Everybody turns to look and, chortling at my own genius, I dump it on the floor. But not before handing over a refreshing beverage of Blackadder tea*.





    *also known as water, dirt, saliva instead of milk and dandruff instead of sugar :grin:
     
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    I was about to drink it while watching the the baseball game. The Sox just won on a walk off home run! My friend gave me a high five spilling my drink.

    *Passes a glass of pickle juice*