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**Chip** · 27th May 2010, 01:24 PM

This site takes a phrase of up to 250 characters and continuously translates it back and forth between different languages. The results can be really strange and sometimes pretty hilarious.

The best I've gotten so far is entering

Quote:

"Would you like a blowjob"

which translated, after multiple iterations, to

Quote:

"I hope the speaker"

It shows you each translation so you can see where it goes haywire, but I still don't quite get where this one went wrong. (An earlier test of the same phrase yielded "Travel This"... not sure which is worse.)

Check it out and post your funniest results.

**Victor** · 27th May 2010, 01:39 PM

"Will you marry me?" became "William married"

Hahaha

Pepsi · 27th May 2010, 01:39 PM

"Love c***"

Became

"Diamond"

and...

"Lady GaGa"

Became

"Male"

**Victor** · 27th May 2010, 01:48 PM

"Once upon a time, they lived happily ever after." became "Representative"

"I speak Vietnamese" became "I say hook 'yetnamtsiv'"

"That is disgusting" became "Data measured"

"This translator sucks." became "Dog pollution" LMAO

"Don't talk to me." became "Sex said." HAHAHA

**Ben** · 27th May 2010, 02:09 PM

"To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? "

Became

" I was ashamed of Weapons or Arrows Science Foundation."

Shakespeare would be proud.

interstella · 27th May 2010, 02:24 PM

Original text:

"I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me, Paparazzi"

...54 translations later we get:

"Review."

...WHAT?!

**EM68** · 27th May 2010, 02:33 PM

'You are such a wimp' became 'no need to travel'

'I am so horny' became 'I am so gald I found you, not me',

Mirko · 27th May 2010, 02:33 PM

After 54 translations of "I'm funny" it became "Doc"

"I love you and want to hold you" became "Fueling"

**Ben** · 27th May 2010, 03:05 PM

Vaginal Flaps
Became
Cat Photos

British Lad · 27th May 2010, 03:08 PM

I used a translater to translate a letter into danish.
I put : I wish you all the best and get well soon (or something like that)
Became
Get out of bed and start a riot
Serously WTF

RainInAfrica · 27th May 2010, 03:08 PM

Original text:

"I'm getting tired of this orgasm"

...10 translations later we get:

"I tired the peak"

( most people who watch American Dad will get it )

27th May 2010, 03:08 PM

Original text:

"Butt crack sex is for real men!"

...54 translations later we get:

"In law?"

British Lad · 27th May 2010, 03:12 PM

I put anal butt fuck
Got back
Anal fuck
Close enought

**Chip** · 27th May 2010, 03:49 PM

"I often get pleasure out of watching rainbows. "

...54 translations later we get:

"In addition to the normal level."

**Owen** · 27th May 2010, 03:53 PM

"world of warcraft" became "Mitsubishi"... um wat?

It all stayed the same until it go to this point:
Back to ENGLISH : World of Warcraft
SWAHILI : Mitsubishi
Back to ENGLISH : Mitsubishi

Cynic · 27th May 2010, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepsi

"Lady GaGa"

Became

"Male"

THE TRUTH HAS ARRIVED, SOMEONE GET ME A BRANDY.g

xCrazyInsanity · 27th May 2010, 04:04 PM

Original text:
"I am Bored"
...25 translations later we get:
"I am so sad"

"You suck monkey balls"
...54 translations later we get:
"Baby monkey."

"Good luck on your failure"
...54 translations later we get:
"Wave"

Tried my signature
"This is love, this is not treason!"
...54 translations later we get:
"I believe that the line or not."

**Maddy** · 27th May 2010, 05:11 PM

"Can you see me through this fan?"

...54 translations later we get:

"As the film or not."

Mirko · 27th May 2010, 05:52 PM

"I need chocolate"

became after 54 translations

"My Chocolate"

I like that translator!

27th May 2010, 06:57 PM

"Resistance is futile"

...54 translations later we get:

"The sense of competition."

xDDD

27th May 2010, 01:39 PM	#2
Victor Moo EC Moderator Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Pretty damn out Location: California Age: 21 Posts: 1,972 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: The bad translation website: Post your funniest translations "Will you marry me?" became "William married" Hahaha __________________

27th May 2010, 01:39 PM	#3
Pepsi R-Y-R-Y Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Completely Out Location: Staten Island, NYC Age: 20 Posts: 4,348 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: The bad translation website: Post your funniest translations "Love c***" Became "Diamond" and... "Lady GaGa" Became "Male" __________________ "I'm not that typical baby. I'm a bad kid like my mom and dad made me. I'm not that cool and you hate me. I'm a bad kid, that's the way that they made me" - GAGA

27th May 2010, 01:48 PM	#4
Victor Moo EC Moderator Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Pretty damn out Location: California Age: 21 Posts: 1,972 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: The bad translation website: Post your funniest translations "Once upon a time, they lived happily ever after." became "Representative" "I speak Vietnamese" became "I say hook 'yetnamtsiv'" "That is disgusting" became "Data measured" "This translator sucks." became "Dog pollution" LMAO "Don't talk to me." became "Sex said." HAHAHA __________________

27th May 2010, 02:09 PM	#5
Ben Was Invisible. EC Moderator Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Age: 20 Posts: 3,705 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: The bad translation website: Post your funniest translations "To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? " Became " I was ashamed of Weapons or Arrows Science Foundation." Shakespeare would be proud.

27th May 2010, 02:24 PM	#6
interstella Don't call me GaGa... Full Member Gender: Genderqueer Orientation: Queer Out Status: Everyone Location: London, UK Age: 18 Posts: 700 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: The bad translation website: Post your funniest translations Original text: "I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me, Paparazzi" ...54 translations later we get: "Review." ...WHAT?! __________________ Lesbian? Gay? Bisexual? Transgender? Queer? Whatever.

27th May 2010, 02:33 PM	#7
EM68 Happily Married! :) EC Moderator Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out and about. Location: Stoughton, Massachusetts USA Age: 43 Posts: 4,288 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: The bad translation website: Post your funniest translations 'You are such a wimp' became 'no need to travel' 'I am so horny' became 'I am so gald I found you, not me', __________________ I'm beautiful in my way, 'Cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track, baby I was Born This Way -Lady Gaga

27th May 2010, 02:33 PM	#8
Mirko Molitva Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out and about Location: British Columbia, Canada Age: 35 Posts: 10,058 Join Date: Apr 2008	Re: The bad translation website: Post your funniest translations After 54 translations of "I'm funny" it became "Doc" "I love you and want to hold you" became "Fueling" __________________ ~ Let Go of Who You Think You're Supposed to Be and Embrace Who You Are ~

27th May 2010, 03:05 PM	#9
Ben Was Invisible. EC Moderator Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Age: 20 Posts: 3,705 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: The bad translation website: Post your funniest translations Vaginal Flaps Became Cat Photos

27th May 2010, 03:08 PM	#10
British Lad EC Biggest Tarantino fan Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: As bent as a roundabout Out Status: What Closet Location: West Midlands Posts: 1,275 Join Date: Apr 2010	Re: The bad translation website: Post your funniest translations I used a translater to translate a letter into danish. I put : I wish you all the best and get well soon (or something like that) Became Get out of bed and start a riot Serously WTF __________________ Who ever sayed "Ignorance is bliss" was a moron.

27th May 2010, 03:08 PM	#11
RainInAfrica Ec's Irishman Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: ''Gay as a goose'' Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Ireland, Dublin Age: 17 Posts: 364 Join Date: Aug 2009	Re: The bad translation website: Post your funniest translations Original text: "I'm getting tired of this orgasm" ...10 translations later we get: "I tired the peak" ( most people who watch American Dad will get it ) __________________ Boredom has taken over. “If a bullet should go through my head let that bullet go through every closet door.” - Harvey Milk.

27th May 2010, 03:08 PM	#12
Jiggles Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The bad translation website: Post your funniest translations Original text: "Butt crack sex is for real men!" ...54 translations later we get: "In law?"

27th May 2010, 03:12 PM	#13
British Lad EC Biggest Tarantino fan Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: As bent as a roundabout Out Status: What Closet Location: West Midlands Posts: 1,275 Join Date: Apr 2010	Re: The bad translation website: Post your funniest translations I put anal butt fuck Got back Anal fuck Close enought __________________ Who ever sayed "Ignorance is bliss" was a moron.

27th May 2010, 03:49 PM	#14
Chip EC Advisor EC Admin Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: northern CA Posts: 5,581 Join Date: May 2008	Re: The bad translation website: Post your funniest translations "I often get pleasure out of watching rainbows. " ...54 translations later we get: "In addition to the normal level."

27th May 2010, 03:53 PM	#15
Owen Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult EC Admin Gender: Agendered dude Orientation: Panromantic androsexual Out Status: Everyone and their mother Location: Massachusetts, USA Age: 21 Posts: 2,873 Join Date: Jul 2007	Re: The bad translation website: Post your funniest translations "world of warcraft" became "Mitsubishi"... um wat? It all stayed the same until it go to this point: Back to ENGLISH : World of Warcraft SWAHILI : Mitsubishi Back to ENGLISH : Mitsubishi __________________ "Stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless logic and experience prove you wrong. Remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor is naked. The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza." -Daria Morgendorffer

27th May 2010, 04:04 PM	#17
xCrazyInsanity Gay, no. Fabulous, totally. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Pansexual Out Status: All BUT family Location: South-East Pennsylvania Age: 17 Posts: 750 Join Date: Dec 2009	Re: The bad translation website: Post your funniest translations Original text: "I am Bored" ...25 translations later we get: "I am so sad" "You suck monkey balls" ...54 translations later we get: "Baby monkey." "Good luck on your failure" ...54 translations later we get: "Wave" Tried my signature "This is love, this is not treason!" ...54 translations later we get: "I believe that the line or not." __________________ This is love, this is not treason. Last edited by xCrazyInsanity; 27th May 2010 at 04:06 PM..

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