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Which Historical Figure's Sex Tape Would You Most Like to See?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by theJosephDean, Jun 24, 2010.

  1. theJosephDean

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    Yeah, so I saw this posted on Facebook... Thought it was quite hilarious :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    http://thebureauchiefs.com/2010/06/...cal-figures-sex-tape-do-you-most-want-to-see/

    For reference, the choices on their poll are:
    1. Eleanor Roosevelt
    2. Catherine the Great
    3. Mary, Queen of Scots
    4. Adolf Hitler


    I voted Hitler because... well come on. That's some funny shit right there.

    Who did/would you vote for? Or would you rather have chosen someone else other than those for?

    Discuss :]
     
  2. ANightDude

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    Catherine the Great. She had sex with horses.
     
  3. theJosephDean

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    I want to reply to this with, "Kinky :icon_wink" but I don't know if the humour and genuine non-truth-iness will translate well with text. Ah well. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legends_of_Catherine_II_of_Russia

    It makes me laugh. :lol:
     
  5. theJosephDean

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    Of a stroke, giving a stroke, oh it's all the same thing to the historians. xD
     
  6. Owen

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    Meh, none of them had particularly attractive husbands, so I'm going to go with William Taft.

    [​IMG]

    Oh yes...
     
  7. Lady Gaga

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    Hitler.

    He hated people with 'Jewish blood' which he did.
    He wanted the arian race to rule the earth (he was not arian.)
    He hated gay people. He was probably gay.

    So, his.

    He's probably so angry because he's small in the pants. If only he knew that didn't matter. :frowning2:

    I want to see Blood Mary's. I know she isn't on the list but still..I see her being very..boring.

    You know how Family Guy shows British/Jewish porn? Like that. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Gross!!!!!! I think I am going to be sick. Now, if James Dean were one of the choices . . . .
     
  9. Echidna1

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    Any of the founding fathers...

    I'm sure if Franklin had invented the video camera he would have one due to his risque life style.
     
  10. theJosephDean

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    :roflol: Very nice!


    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: Not the intention, sir. Only meant for humourous purposes ^_^


    Pfft. One Night in Benjamin, by any chance? xDD
     
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    Abraham Lincoln, hands down. I wonder if he really was large everywhere! Especially after that Electric Six video.
     
  12. Echidna1

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    i gotta agree with the lincoln video.
     
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    Eleanor Roosevelt, only because I think her orgasm would be accompanied by a very insightful quote.

    "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams... now get the fuck off of me you man-pig."
     
  14. theJosephDean

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    :roflmao:
     
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    None of the above. Give me Alexander the Great's!
     
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    Rev. Ian Paisley.


    "Ulster says NEVER NEVER NEV.... oh lord"
     
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    give me Hadrian and Antonius :grin:
    I have this fetish for ancient Rome (and Greece..)
     
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    Agreed!:badgrin:
     
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    Damn, I was just about to post this too before I saw your post.
     
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    Queen of Scots. I like 'em fistey, eh? :icon_wink