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theJosephDean · 24th Jun 2010, 09:25 AM

Yeah, so I saw this posted on Facebook... Thought it was quite hilarious

http://thebureauchiefs.com/2010/06/b...t-want-to-see/

For reference, the choices on their poll are:
1. Eleanor Roosevelt
2. Catherine the Great
3. Mary, Queen of Scots
4. Adolf Hitler

I voted Hitler because... well come on. That's some funny shit right there.

Who did/would you vote for? Or would you rather have chosen someone else other than those for?

Discuss :]

ANightDude · 24th Jun 2010, 09:32 AM

Catherine the Great. She had sex with horses.

theJosephDean · 24th Jun 2010, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ANightDude

Catherine the Great. She had sex with horses.

I want to reply to this with, "Kinky

" but I don't know if the humour and genuine non-truth-iness will translate well with text. Ah well.

ANightDude · 24th Jun 2010, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by theJosephDean

Quote:

Originally Posted by ANightDude

Catherine the Great. She had sex with horses.

I want to reply to this with, "Kinky

" but I don't know if the humour and genuine non-truth-iness will translate well with text. Ah well.

Quote:

Several stories about the circumstances of her death at the age of 67 probably originated soon after. A common story states that she died as a result of her voracious sexual appetite while attempting sexual intercourse with a stallion—the story holds that the harness holding the horse above her broke, and she was crushed. In reality, Catherine died of a stroke.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legends...e_II_of_Russia

It makes me laugh.

theJosephDean · 24th Jun 2010, 10:03 AM

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In reality, Catherine died of a stroke.

Of a stroke, giving a stroke, oh it's all the same thing to the historians. xD

**Owen** · 24th Jun 2010, 01:49 PM

Meh, none of them had particularly attractive husbands, so I'm going to go with William Taft.

Oh yes...

24th Jun 2010, 01:58 PM

Hitler.

He hated people with 'Jewish blood' which he did.
He wanted the arian race to rule the earth (he was not arian.)
He hated gay people. He was probably gay.

So, his.

He's probably so angry because he's small in the pants. If only he knew that didn't matter.

I want to see Blood Mary's. I know she isn't on the list but still..I see her being very..boring.

You know how Family Guy shows British/Jewish porn? Like that. :P

s5m1 · 24th Jun 2010, 01:59 PM

Gross!!!!!! I think I am going to be sick. Now, if James Dean were one of the choices . . . .

Echidna1 · 24th Jun 2010, 03:15 PM

Any of the founding fathers...

I'm sure if Franklin had invented the video camera he would have one due to his risque life style.

theJosephDean · 24th Jun 2010, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Gaga

I want to see Blood Mary's. I know she isn't on the list but still..I see her being very..boring.

You know how Family Guy shows British/Jewish porn? Like that. :P

:roflol: Very nice!

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Originally Posted by s5m1

Gross!!!!!! I think I am going to be sick. Now, if James Dean were one of the choices . . . .

Not the intention, sir. Only meant for humourous purposes ^_^

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Originally Posted by Echidna1

Any of the founding fathers...

I'm sure if Franklin had invented the video camera he would have one due to his risque life style.

Pfft. One Night in Benjamin, by any chance? xDD

Paper Heart · 27th Jun 2010, 09:37 PM

Abraham Lincoln, hands down. I wonder if he really was large everywhere! Especially after that Electric Six video.

Echidna1 · 27th Jun 2010, 09:53 PM

i gotta agree with the lincoln video.

Hoppip · 27th Jun 2010, 10:24 PM

Eleanor Roosevelt, only because I think her orgasm would be accompanied by a very insightful quote.

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams... now get the fuck off of me you man-pig."

theJosephDean · 27th Jun 2010, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Jyupisseondeo

Eleanor Roosevelt, only because I think her orgasm would be accompanied by a very insightful quote.

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams... now get the fuck off of me you man-pig."

NickT · 28th Jun 2010, 07:44 AM

None of the above. Give me Alexander the Great's!

Connor22 · 28th Jun 2010, 08:42 AM

Rev. Ian Paisley.

"Ulster says NEVER NEVER NEV.... oh lord"

UnAmourFatal · 28th Jun 2010, 11:24 AM

give me Hadrian and Antonius

I have this fetish for ancient Rome (and Greece..)

Davy · 28th Jun 2010, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by NickT

None of the above. Give me Alexander the Great's!

Agreed!

Synth177 · 28th Jun 2010, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by NickT

None of the above. Give me Alexander the Great's!

Damn, I was just about to post this too before I saw your post.

29th Jun 2010, 10:43 AM

Queen of Scots. I like 'em fistey, eh?

24th Jun 2010, 09:25 AM	#1
theJosephDean Nothing but the rain. Full Member Gender: 男 Male Orientation: Kinsey 5 Out Status: Om nom nom. Location: Johnson City, TN Age: 20 Posts: 1,633 Join Date: Jun 2010	Which Historical Figure's Sex Tape Would You Most Like to See? Yeah, so I saw this posted on Facebook... Thought it was quite hilarious http://thebureauchiefs.com/2010/06/b...t-want-to-see/ For reference, the choices on their poll are: 1. Eleanor Roosevelt 2. Catherine the Great 3. Mary, Queen of Scots 4. Adolf Hitler I voted Hitler because... well come on. That's some funny shit right there. Who did/would you vote for? Or would you rather have chosen someone else other than those for? Discuss :] __________________ Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

24th Jun 2010, 09:32 AM	#2
ANightDude EC's Film Moron Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: San Antonio, Texas Age: 17 Posts: 1,848 Join Date: May 2008	Re: Which Historical Figure's Sex Tape Would You Most Like to See? Catherine the Great. She had sex with horses. __________________ "Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves." -- Abraham Lincoln

24th Jun 2010, 01:49 PM	#6
Owen Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult EC Admin Gender: Agendered dude Orientation: Panromantic androsexual Out Status: Everyone and their mother Location: Massachusetts, USA Age: 21 Posts: 2,873 Join Date: Jul 2007	Re: Which Historical Figure's Sex Tape Would You Most Like to See? Meh, none of them had particularly attractive husbands, so I'm going to go with William Taft. Oh yes... __________________ "Stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless logic and experience prove you wrong. Remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor is naked. The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza." -Daria Morgendorffer

24th Jun 2010, 01:58 PM	#7
Lady Gaga Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Which Historical Figure's Sex Tape Would You Most Like to See? Hitler. He hated people with 'Jewish blood' which he did. He wanted the arian race to rule the earth (he was not arian.) He hated gay people. He was probably gay. So, his. He's probably so angry because he's small in the pants. If only he knew that didn't matter. I want to see Blood Mary's. I know she isn't on the list but still..I see her being very..boring. You know how Family Guy shows British/Jewish porn? Like that. :P

24th Jun 2010, 01:59 PM	#8
s5m1 Gay and Couldn't be Happier! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Maryland Age: 46 Posts: 861 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: Which Historical Figure's Sex Tape Would You Most Like to See? Gross!!!!!! I think I am going to be sick. Now, if James Dean were one of the choices . . . .

24th Jun 2010, 03:15 PM	#9
Echidna1 3oh!3 Fanatic Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to EVERYONE-except those that matter... Location: Albuquerque, NM Age: 21 Posts: 175 Join Date: Jun 2009	Re: Which Historical Figure's Sex Tape Would You Most Like to See? Any of the founding fathers... I'm sure if Franklin had invented the video camera he would have one due to his risque life style. __________________ Do you believe in first sight or am I going to have to walk by you again?

27th Jun 2010, 09:37 PM	#11
Paper Heart The Fool Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out and About =D Location: The tiny red dot in Massachusetts. Age: 19 Posts: 500 Join Date: Nov 2009	Re: Which Historical Figure's Sex Tape Would You Most Like to See? Abraham Lincoln, hands down. I wonder if he really was large everywhere! Especially after that Electric Six video.

27th Jun 2010, 09:53 PM	#12
Echidna1 3oh!3 Fanatic Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to EVERYONE-except those that matter... Location: Albuquerque, NM Age: 21 Posts: 175 Join Date: Jun 2009	Re: Which Historical Figure's Sex Tape Would You Most Like to See? i gotta agree with the lincoln video. __________________ Do you believe in first sight or am I going to have to walk by you again?

27th Jun 2010, 10:24 PM	#13
Hoppip look at the good i do Full Member Gender: Lv. 18 ♂ Orientation: Water / Dragon Out Status: Uncommon Location: Johto Posts: 1,562 Join Date: May 2008	Re: Which Historical Figure's Sex Tape Would You Most Like to See? Eleanor Roosevelt, only because I think her orgasm would be accompanied by a very insightful quote. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams... now get the fuck off of me you man-pig." __________________ KUDOS ME. I made myshelf pregnant.

28th Jun 2010, 07:44 AM	#15
NickT Mr. Grammar Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Kentucky Posts: 985 Join Date: Sep 2009	Re: Which Historical Figure's Sex Tape Would You Most Like to See? None of the above. Give me Alexander the Great's! __________________ Gay Pride!

28th Jun 2010, 08:42 AM	#16
Connor22 Stopped being (as) vague Full Member Gender: yes Orientation: up the bender Out Status: burned Narnia :D Location: Norn Iron Age: 17 Posts: 1,547 Join Date: Nov 2009	Re: Which Historical Figure's Sex Tape Would You Most Like to See? Rev. Ian Paisley. "Ulster says NEVER NEVER NEV.... oh lord" __________________ Kindness is a gift. Share it.

28th Jun 2010, 11:24 AM	#17
UnAmourFatal Well Known Full Member Gender: boyish Orientation: gay and love it Out Status: Mum and some others (20 or so) Location: Hungary Age: 18 Posts: 176 Join Date: Jun 2010	Re: Which Historical Figure's Sex Tape Would You Most Like to See? give me Hadrian and Antonius I have this fetish for ancient Rome (and Greece..)

29th Jun 2010, 10:43 AM	#20
ahhthehorror Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Which Historical Figure's Sex Tape Would You Most Like to See? Queen of Scots. I like 'em fistey, eh?

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