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hopelesslover93 · 16th Sep 2010, 02:23 PM

I dont know if it ever happened to you but once a time i was at Marshall's and there was a cute guy working there. I asked him about the garden gnomes but he was listening to iPod and couldnt hear it.I thought he said what size?,and i said stupidly Size doesn't matter,and he asked whats size doesnt matter? and began to smile..And I repeated it,when i'm leaving my clothes sticked to his iPod and he said sorry -still smiling- .It was hot and embarrassing both ways..

malachite · 20th Oct 2010, 01:34 PM

I've been there.

I was once talking with this cute guy and we were in the mall. We passed by the food court and it smelled good. He says: "Man, that pizza smells good."
To which I reply: "Yeah, I'm horny! I mean hungry.....

"

peaceandlies · 21st Oct 2010, 02:10 PM

yep. mainly by accidentally acting gay

Kerze · 21st Oct 2010, 02:14 PM

Him: It's so hot in here
Me: Yeah, you look hot.

*facepalm*

Echidna1 · 21st Oct 2010, 03:08 PM

As two girls walk by, my straight crush asks me, "Do you see anything you like?" "I said ya, I do" as I look him in the eyes and smile. I could feel he knew what I was thinking.

GoinStag · 21st Oct 2010, 07:47 PM

Ugh...I had a really embarrassing one last year lol I was waiting outside the office and my "teacher crush" came up to me and asked if I knew where the principle was. I was so neverous I could hardly even get words out lol I said something like "Yeah--he's, downstairs--No!--um--uh--he's down--HE'S UPSTAIRS" tripping over my words lol the entire time he was just standing there smiling lol...ugh so embarrassing even thinking about it lol.

Super Trouper · 25th Oct 2010, 03:20 PM

Well... There was this time when I almost revealed my attraction towards her... It was pretty awkward.

x2x2x2x2y2 · 25th Oct 2010, 03:44 PM

Straight crush: "Wanna go swimming??"
Me: *thinks about seeing him shirtless* "Uhhhhhhh.....yeah."

Zach1992 · 25th Oct 2010, 06:33 PM

Walking with my crush in the city on Saturday. We had some trouble finding the theatre so he asks a guy on the street

Him: "Excuse me, which direction is 48th Street in?"
The guy tells us & asks "You two looking at apartments?"
He says "No no, we're going to a show."

We start walking down the street and he says
"I think that guy thought we were a couple."
I laughed & said "Close, but no cigar" and he started really laughing and grabbed a hold of me.

Super Trouper · 18th Dec 2010, 05:20 PM

Me: "Go fuck yourself"
Her: "Hum... I don't have the proper tools to do that"
Lmao xD

Lotty · 18th Dec 2010, 05:24 PM

In acting class, we had to think of a way to cross the room together.
Her: I could carry you
Me: better if I carry you, you're way too cu... small to carry me

malachite · 18th Dec 2010, 06:20 PM

Not something I said, but on more then 6 occasions I've walked into things because I was checking out a cute guy: Walls, Doors, Pillars, Stantions

16th Sep 2010, 02:23 PM	#1
hopelesslover93 Member Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Location: Hope i'll type here LA someday... Posts: 55 Join Date: Feb 2010	Funny dialogues with your crush? I dont know if it ever happened to you but once a time i was at Marshall's and there was a cute guy working there. I asked him about the garden gnomes but he was listening to iPod and couldnt hear it.I thought he said what size?,and i said stupidly Size doesn't matter,and he asked whats size doesnt matter? and began to smile..And I repeated it,when i'm leaving my clothes sticked to his iPod and he said sorry -still smiling- .It was hot and embarrassing both ways..

20th Oct 2010, 01:34 PM	#2
malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Funny dialogues with your crush? I've been there. I was once talking with this cute guy and we were in the mall. We passed by the food court and it smelled good. He says: "Man, that pizza smells good." To which I reply: "Yeah, I'm horny! I mean hungry..... " __________________ It's the 21st century, your bigotry is outdated. Either upgrade or go away.

21st Oct 2010, 02:10 PM	#3
peaceandlies Survivor Full Member Gender: Genderqueer, leaning male Orientation: I like GIRLS Out Status: Out to everyone Location: In a Dream. Age: 17 Posts: 372 Join Date: Aug 2010	Re: Funny dialogues with your crush? yep. mainly by accidentally acting gay __________________ S'not eaten for days. Who cares what they say Your love is a joke, you're a walking cliche When she starts to cry, And you don't know why It's 'cause you're a part of her little lie

21st Oct 2010, 02:14 PM	#4
Kerze Formerly Concretehands Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: two Location: London Town Age: 17 Posts: 1,297 Join Date: Aug 2010	Re: Funny dialogues with your crush? Him: It's so hot in here Me: Yeah, you look hot. facepalm __________________ Please Understand. We don't want no trouble, we just want the right to be different. That's all. - Pulp/Different Class

21st Oct 2010, 03:08 PM	#5
Echidna1 3oh!3 Fanatic Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to EVERYONE-except those that matter... Location: Albuquerque, NM Age: 21 Posts: 175 Join Date: Jun 2009	Re: Funny dialogues with your crush? As two girls walk by, my straight crush asks me, "Do you see anything you like?" "I said ya, I do" as I look him in the eyes and smile. I could feel he knew what I was thinking. __________________ Do you believe in first sight or am I going to have to walk by you again?

21st Oct 2010, 07:47 PM	#6
GoinStag I'm straight now............sikeeee Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Guy fetish Out Status: Parents, siblings, and therapist Location: Metro Detroit, Michigan Age: 18 Posts: 1,485 Join Date: May 2010	Re: Funny dialogues with your crush? Ugh...I had a really embarrassing one last year lol I was waiting outside the office and my "teacher crush" came up to me and asked if I knew where the principle was. I was so neverous I could hardly even get words out lol I said something like "Yeah--he's, downstairs--No!--um--uh--he's down--HE'S UPSTAIRS" tripping over my words lol the entire time he was just standing there smiling lol...ugh so embarrassing even thinking about it lol. __________________ *I've been thinking 'bout this all day long, Never felt a feeling quite this strong...I can't believe how much it turns me on, Just to be your man...*

25th Oct 2010, 03:20 PM	#7
Super Trouper ABBA & Eurovision <3 Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Bi-Winning Out Status: Everyone that matters. Location: Portugal Age: 18 Posts: 1,168 Join Date: Jul 2010	Re: Funny dialogues with your crush? Well... There was this time when I almost revealed my attraction towards her... It was pretty awkward. __________________ Yaoi is my oxygen...

25th Oct 2010, 03:44 PM	#8
x2x2x2x2y2 PARAWHORE!!!!!! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: ~I like guys~ Out Status: Everyone, pretty much. Location: Wonderland (and California, USA) Age: 18 Posts: 3,971 Join Date: Oct 2009	Re: Funny dialogues with your crush? Straight crush: "Wanna go swimming??" Me: thinks about seeing him shirtless "Uhhhhhhh.....yeah." __________________ "THINGS ARE LOOKING UP, OH FINALLY!!" "I believe that there's hope buried beneath it all and...Hiding beneath it all and... GROWING beneath it all!!" -Paramore ...and the lesbians

25th Oct 2010, 06:33 PM	#9
Zach1992 EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Guys Out Status: Out to friends, some family, & those who ask! Location: New York (State, not city) Age: 21 Posts: 1,171 Join Date: Jan 2010	Re: Funny dialogues with your crush? Walking with my crush in the city on Saturday. We had some trouble finding the theatre so he asks a guy on the street Him: "Excuse me, which direction is 48th Street in?" The guy tells us & asks "You two looking at apartments?" He says "No no, we're going to a show." We start walking down the street and he says "I think that guy thought we were a couple." I laughed & said "Close, but no cigar" and he started really laughing and grabbed a hold of me. __________________ "Sex shouldn't be COMFY!!!"- Lola (Kinky Boots)

18th Dec 2010, 05:20 PM	#10
Super Trouper ABBA & Eurovision <3 Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Bi-Winning Out Status: Everyone that matters. Location: Portugal Age: 18 Posts: 1,168 Join Date: Jul 2010	Re: Funny dialogues with your crush? Me: "Go fuck yourself" Her: "Hum... I don't have the proper tools to do that" Lmao xD __________________ Yaoi is my oxygen...

18th Dec 2010, 05:24 PM	#11
Lotty Everybody's fool Regular Member Gender: Mostly female Orientation: I've given up on that one. Out Status: I don't hide it. Location: Holland!!!<3 Age: 17 Posts: 460 Join Date: Dec 2010	Re: Funny dialogues with your crush? In acting class, we had to think of a way to cross the room together. Her: I could carry you Me: better if I carry you, you're way too cu... small to carry me __________________ .That's myself in the mirror.

18th Dec 2010, 06:20 PM	#12
malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Funny dialogues with your crush? Not something I said, but on more then 6 occasions I've walked into things because I was checking out a cute guy: Walls, Doors, Pillars, Stantions __________________ It's the 21st century, your bigotry is outdated. Either upgrade or go away.

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