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Funny dialogues with your crush?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by hopelesslover93, Sep 16, 2010.

  1. hopelesslover93

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    I dont know if it ever happened to you but once a time i was at Marshall's and there was a cute guy working there. I asked him about the garden gnomes but he was listening to iPod and couldnt hear it.I thought he said what size?,and i said stupidly Size doesn't matter,and he asked whats size doesnt matter? and began to smile..And I repeated it,when i'm leaving my clothes sticked to his iPod and he said sorry -still smiling- .It was hot and embarrassing both ways..:icon_bigg
     
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    I've been there.

    I was once talking with this cute guy and we were in the mall. We passed by the food court and it smelled good. He says: "Man, that pizza smells good."
    To which I reply: "Yeah, I'm horny! I mean hungry..... :eusa_doh:"
     
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    yep. mainly by accidentally acting gay
     
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    Him: It's so hot in here
    Me: Yeah, you look hot.

    *facepalm*
     
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    As two girls walk by, my straight crush asks me, "Do you see anything you like?" "I said ya, I do" as I look him in the eyes and smile. I could feel he knew what I was thinking.
     
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    Ugh...I had a really embarrassing one last year lol I was waiting outside the office and my "teacher crush" came up to me and asked if I knew where the principle was. I was so neverous I could hardly even get words out lol I said something like "Yeah--he's, downstairs--No!--um--uh--he's down--HE'S UPSTAIRS" tripping over my words lol the entire time he was just standing there smiling lol...ugh so embarrassing even thinking about it lol.
     
  7. Well... There was this time when I almost revealed my attraction towards her... It was pretty awkward.
     
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    Straight crush: "Wanna go swimming??"
    Me: *thinks about seeing him shirtless* "Uhhhhhhh.....yeah."
     
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    Walking with my crush in the city on Saturday. We had some trouble finding the theatre so he asks a guy on the street

    Him: "Excuse me, which direction is 48th Street in?"
    The guy tells us & asks "You two looking at apartments?"
    He says "No no, we're going to a show."

    We start walking down the street and he says
    "I think that guy thought we were a couple."
    I laughed & said "Close, but no cigar" and he started really laughing and grabbed a hold of me.
     
  10. Me: "Go fuck yourself"
    Her: "Hum... I don't have the proper tools to do that"
    Lmao xD
     
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    In acting class, we had to think of a way to cross the room together.
    Her: I could carry you
    Me: better if I carry you, you're way too cu... small to carry me
     
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    Not something I said, but on more then 6 occasions I've walked into things because I was checking out a cute guy: Walls, Doors, Pillars, Stantions