They Fight Crime

[Maddy]

You need http://www.theyfightcrime.org/ in your life. Seriously. Basically it strings together descriptions to create two characters who fight crime together. My personal favourites so far:

He's an all-American alcoholic dog-catcher looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a disco-crazy hip-hop single mother with someone else's memories. They fight crime!

He's a world-famous shark-wrestling gangster from the 'hood. She's an orphaned African-American snake charmer trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!

He's a deeply religious guitar-strumming dwarf whom everyone believes is mad. She's a wealthy antique-collecting mermaid looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!

He's a genetically engineered umbrella-wielding cyborg in drag. She's a manipulative tomboy mechanic living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!

He's a genetically engineered coffee-fuelled messiah on his last day in the job. She's a brilliant punk politician trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!

Share your crime-fighting duos!

[Miss Modular]

I think more than a few of these combinations (not the ones listed below) have already been made into movies.

Here are some of my favorites:

He's a suicidal zombie paramedic who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's an enchanted gypsy doctor with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!

He's a genetically engineered moralistic waffle chef possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a hard-bitten mutant traffic cop who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

He's a war-weary guerilla vagrant on a mission from God. She's a chain-smoking Buddhist museum curator prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!

He's a fiendish Republican cyborg with acid for blood. She's a cold-hearted motormouth mechanic from a different time and place. They fight crime!

He's a globe-trotting hunchbacked senator with acid for blood. She's a cosmopolitan Buddhist college professor with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!

[Stuie]

He's a time-tossed playboy cyborg on a search for his missing sister. She's a chain-smoking renegade bounty hunter with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!

He's a scrappy amnesiac ex-con gone bad. She's a psychotic gypsy socialite on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!

He's a bookish pirate werewolf with no name. She's an orphaned thirtysomething museum curator looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!

He's an obese guerilla gangster who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's an artistic goth mercenary with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!

THIS IS AMAZING! Where did you find it!?

[chained butterfly]

He's a shy white trash farmboy on the edge. She's a disco-crazy extravagent angel on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!

He's an unconventional neurotic vampire hunter with nothing left to lose. She's a beautiful tempestuous nun in the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight crime!

He's a scrappy gay messiah with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a beautiful cat-loving pearl diver from a family of eight older brothers. They fight crime!

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