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Obituaries

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Connor22, Nov 14, 2010.

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    some of these are so funny in a dark way, can you guys think of some good obituaries? (the line they write on your grave stone)

    "I shouldn't be here you know"

    "That's all folks"

    "I told you I was sick"
     
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    I can't see your flowers since I'm buried.
     
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    oh oops so whats an obituary then?
     
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    An obituary is soemthing someone writes about your life after you die and it gets printed in a paper/red on the news/ext. What we're all doing are Epitaph's but i think they're hillarious :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    That's what she said.
     
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    So that's why you shouldn't wake a snorlax....


    I guess I'm not stronger...
     
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