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Connor22 · 14th Nov 2010, 10:16 AM

some of these are so funny in a dark way, can you guys think of some good obituaries? (the line they write on your grave stone)

"I shouldn't be here you know"

"That's all folks"

"I told you I was sick"

Kerze · 14th Nov 2010, 10:17 AM

Happy Now?

starfish · 14th Nov 2010, 10:55 AM

Damn, that guy owed me a lot of money.

Jay · 14th Nov 2010, 11:40 AM

I can't see your flowers since I'm buried.

Echidna1 · 14th Nov 2010, 11:40 AM

Epitaph

"Died for your sins."

GoinStag · 14th Nov 2010, 12:23 PM

"OJ did it".

Connor22 · 14th Nov 2010, 12:45 PM

oh oops so whats an obituary then?

Kerze · 14th Nov 2010, 01:25 PM

An obituary is soemthing someone writes about your life after you die and it gets printed in a paper/red on the news/ext. What we're all doing are Epitaph's but i think they're hillarious :P

heatqueen · 14th Nov 2010, 01:57 PM

That's what she said.

Z3ni · 14th Nov 2010, 02:11 PM

"Lived as a Virgin
Died as a Virgin"

Pokerface · 14th Nov 2010, 02:40 PM

"Send that chain letter."

heatqueen · 14th Nov 2010, 02:43 PM

It was my life ambition to be immortal. I guess I failed after all.

musican · 14th Nov 2010, 02:55 PM

If you can read this then get the fuck off of my body.

Echidna1 · 15th Nov 2010, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pokerface

"send That Chain Letter."

<3

GhostDog · 15th Nov 2010, 05:48 PM

"The money's buried in the [unintelligible]"

"So that's what that button was for."

"OH SHI-"

deadlockshot · 15th Nov 2010, 06:09 PM

stop dancing!!!!!!

Pokerface · 15th Nov 2010, 08:36 PM

"When we were together I felt breathless.
Now I am."

---------- Post added 15th Nov 2010 at 10:38 PM ----------

"My love for you shall live forever.
I, however, did not."

Z3ni · 16th Nov 2010, 06:20 AM

"See you in hell!*waves*"

SuspiciousPuppy · 18th Nov 2010, 04:35 AM

I divided by Zero.

musican · 18th Nov 2010, 02:25 PM

So that's why you shouldn't wake a snorlax....

I guess I'm not stronger...

14th Nov 2010, 10:16 AM	#1
Connor22 Stopped being (as) vague Full Member Gender: yes Orientation: up the bender Out Status: burned Narnia :D Location: Norn Iron Age: 17 Posts: 1,547 Join Date: Nov 2009	Obituaries some of these are so funny in a dark way, can you guys think of some good obituaries? (the line they write on your grave stone) "I shouldn't be here you know" "That's all folks" "I told you I was sick" __________________ Kindness is a gift. Share it.

14th Nov 2010, 10:17 AM	#2
Kerze Formerly Concretehands Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: two Location: London Town Age: 17 Posts: 1,297 Join Date: Aug 2010	Re: Obituaries Happy Now? __________________ Please Understand. We don't want no trouble, we just want the right to be different. That's all. - Pulp/Different Class

14th Nov 2010, 10:55 AM	#3
starfish This space for lease. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: I like guys Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Hippie Town, Alberta of the US Age: 31 Posts: 2,111 Join Date: Nov 2008	Re: Obituaries Damn, that guy owed me a lot of money. __________________ All the problems of the world could be settled easily if men were only willing to think. The trouble is that men very often resort to all sorts of devices in order not to think, because thinking is such hard work. --Thomas J. Watson

14th Nov 2010, 11:40 AM	#4
Jay Proud 2b Catholic, Proud 2b Gay Full Member Gender: Hombre Orientation: Gay cookie with Bi sprinkles. Out Status: I won't deny it. Location: Bartlett, TN Posts: 571 Join Date: Feb 2009	Re: Obituaries I can't see your flowers since I'm buried. __________________ Another view. HERMAPHRODITES!!! Should we cut off their extra "penaynay"? Or enlarge their existing penis and get rid of the vajayjay? Because evolutionarily, they dont' make sense either.

14th Nov 2010, 11:40 AM	#5
Echidna1 3oh!3 Fanatic Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to EVERYONE-except those that matter... Location: Albuquerque, NM Age: 21 Posts: 175 Join Date: Jun 2009	Re: Obituaries Epitaph "Died for your sins." __________________ Do you believe in first sight or am I going to have to walk by you again?

14th Nov 2010, 12:23 PM	#6
GoinStag I'm straight now............sikeeee Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Guy fetish Out Status: Parents, siblings, and therapist Location: Metro Detroit, Michigan Age: 18 Posts: 1,485 Join Date: May 2010	Re: Obituaries "OJ did it". __________________ *I've been thinking 'bout this all day long, Never felt a feeling quite this strong...I can't believe how much it turns me on, Just to be your man...*

14th Nov 2010, 12:45 PM	#7
Connor22 Stopped being (as) vague Full Member Gender: yes Orientation: up the bender Out Status: burned Narnia :D Location: Norn Iron Age: 17 Posts: 1,547 Join Date: Nov 2009	Re: Obituaries oh oops so whats an obituary then? __________________ Kindness is a gift. Share it.

14th Nov 2010, 01:25 PM	#8
Kerze Formerly Concretehands Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: two Location: London Town Age: 17 Posts: 1,297 Join Date: Aug 2010	Re: Obituaries An obituary is soemthing someone writes about your life after you die and it gets printed in a paper/red on the news/ext. What we're all doing are Epitaph's but i think they're hillarious :P __________________ Please Understand. We don't want no trouble, we just want the right to be different. That's all. - Pulp/Different Class

14th Nov 2010, 01:57 PM	#9
heatqueen Official #1 fan of Celine Dion Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Pansexual/Homoromantic bisexual Out Status: Generally whoever asks Location: I travel a lot Age: 20 Posts: 5,707 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Obituaries That's what she said. __________________ Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Co-founder of the 'Sailor Moon Made Me Gay' club...and the lesbians.

14th Nov 2010, 02:11 PM	#10
Z3ni Ec's ADD Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gayish Out Status: My Twin Location: England, Manchester Posts: 3,083 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: Obituaries "Lived as a Virgin Died as a Virgin" __________________ Through pain, lies success.

14th Nov 2010, 02:40 PM	#11
Pokerface Nobody knows I'm not coming home. Full Member Gender: He Orientation: Men Out Status: Outer than space Location: Mexico City Age: 18 Posts: 320 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Obituaries "Send that chain letter." __________________ Hakuna matata. "Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like."-Lemony Snicket (aka. Daniel Handler)

14th Nov 2010, 02:43 PM	#12
heatqueen Official #1 fan of Celine Dion Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Pansexual/Homoromantic bisexual Out Status: Generally whoever asks Location: I travel a lot Age: 20 Posts: 5,707 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Obituaries It was my life ambition to be immortal. I guess I failed after all. __________________ Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Co-founder of the 'Sailor Moon Made Me Gay' club...and the lesbians.

14th Nov 2010, 02:55 PM	#13
musican EC's Resident DJ Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: "I wanna kiss a boy" Out Status: family and facebook Location: (Not the city), New York Age: 20 Posts: 3,832 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: Obituaries If you can read this then get the fuck off of my body. __________________ How I miss our love when the winter surrounds me icicle teardrops.

15th Nov 2010, 05:48 PM	#15
GhostDog is Spartacus. Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: MAGICAL. Out Status: The hiiills are aliiive with the sound of muuusic! Location: DFW area, Texas Age: 24 Posts: 2,503 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Obituaries "The money's buried in the [unintelligible]" "So that's what that button was for." "OH SHI-" __________________ <3 Kirah, who may or may not be made of delicious candy (and the lesbians)

15th Nov 2010, 06:09 PM	#16
deadlockshot Newbie Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: All but family Posts: 1 Join Date: Nov 2010	Re: Obituaries stop dancing!!!!!!

15th Nov 2010, 08:36 PM	#17
Pokerface Nobody knows I'm not coming home. Full Member Gender: He Orientation: Men Out Status: Outer than space Location: Mexico City Age: 18 Posts: 320 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Obituaries "When we were together I felt breathless. Now I am." ---------- Post added 15th Nov 2010 at 10:38 PM ---------- "My love for you shall live forever. I, however, did not." __________________ Hakuna matata. "Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like."-Lemony Snicket (aka. Daniel Handler)

16th Nov 2010, 06:20 AM	#18
Z3ni Ec's ADD Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gayish Out Status: My Twin Location: England, Manchester Posts: 3,083 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: Obituaries "See you in hell!waves" __________________ Through pain, lies success.

18th Nov 2010, 04:35 AM	#19
SuspiciousPuppy Got It Memorized? Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some Family, All friends Location: Philadelphia, PA Age: 16 Posts: 1,280 Join Date: Nov 2009	Re: Obituaries I divided by Zero. __________________ Oh noes I'll get you some cookies

18th Nov 2010, 02:25 PM	#20
musican EC's Resident DJ Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: "I wanna kiss a boy" Out Status: family and facebook Location: (Not the city), New York Age: 20 Posts: 3,832 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: Obituaries So that's why you shouldn't wake a snorlax.... I guess I'm not stronger... __________________ How I miss our love when the winter surrounds me icicle teardrops. Last edited by musican; 18th Nov 2010 at 02:28 PM..