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Beertruck · 19th Nov 2010, 04:21 PM

This game probably existed in this forum at some point, but I don't want to search for it.

Basically, the point of the game is to take the wish of the person above you and corrupt it. So if I said "I wish for a million bucks," your response would be something along the lines of "You were trampled by unmanageable herd of male deer." Then you make your own wish, rinse, repeat. Let's start again, shall we?

I wish I had my own place.

x2x2x2x2y2 · 19th Nov 2010, 04:53 PM

You live in hell.

I wish I could get over my straight crush(es).

theJosephDean · 19th Nov 2010, 05:28 PM

You start crushing on lesbians.

I wish this evening could be going a thousand times better.

Beertruck · 19th Nov 2010, 05:33 PM

You relive the evening going better one thousand times, Groundhogs Day style.

Wish I could stop reading TVTropes and make myself dinner.

MMAnick · 19th Nov 2010, 05:46 PM

You make a TV dinner.

I wish i wasnt so shy

hazza · 19th Nov 2010, 06:31 PM

You become a TV show host.

I wish that I had a boyfriend

fragomatrick · 20th Nov 2010, 05:22 AM

Your boyfriend is mine! All mine! (Trust me ,it doesn't get more corrupt than this! )

I wish i could fly ....

RedKnight · 20th Nov 2010, 05:32 AM

You are stuck going up like a helium balloon

I wish I could meet batman

x2x2x2x2y2 · 20th Nov 2010, 05:53 AM

You meet batman AND robin.

I wish I had a Mac computer.

Beertruck · 20th Nov 2010, 06:19 AM

You DO get a Mac - a Macintosh II, circa 1989. It crashes constantly.

I wish I was a halfway decent cartoonist!

malachite · 20th Nov 2010, 06:31 AM

But in order to draw, you must use the blood of babies!

I wish I was better at hitting on guys

Super Trouper · 20th Nov 2010, 07:46 AM

You get to be the best at hitting on... girls! xD

I wish I had a girlfriend

x2x2x2x2y2 · 20th Nov 2010, 07:56 AM

You get a girl who's your friend.

I wish I could never get the cold or flu ever again.

Super Trouper · 20th Nov 2010, 08:02 AM

(my crush is my friend xDD)

Instead of getting the flu, you get hepatitis

I wish I had the guts to kiss my friend

x2x2x2x2y2 · 20th Nov 2010, 08:06 AM

You kiss your friend while your guts burst out of your stomach.

I wish I had new earphones.

Super Trouper · 20th Nov 2010, 08:08 AM

You get new earphones but they only play white noise

I wish I wasn't so shy

Elven · 20th Nov 2010, 10:36 AM

Instead of being shy you become unable to keep anything to yourself and blurt every single thought out.

I wish I could speak Mandarin fluently...

Super Trouper · 20th Nov 2010, 10:44 AM

Instead of speaking fluently, you can only say embarassing things in mandarin

I wish I knew how to dance

Elven · 20th Nov 2010, 10:49 AM

You learn how to dance but lose the ability to walk meaning you have to waltz everywhere you go...

I wish I could sing really well

malachite · 20th Nov 2010, 11:29 AM

You can but everytime you sing everyone falls sleep.

I wish I could fly!

19th Nov 2010, 04:21 PM	#1
Beertruck Drunk Homosexual Full Member Gender: bro Orientation: bromosexual Out Status: bropen! Location: new jersey Age: 24 Posts: 420 Join Date: Nov 2010	Corrupt A Wish This game probably existed in this forum at some point, but I don't want to search for it. Basically, the point of the game is to take the wish of the person above you and corrupt it. So if I said "I wish for a million bucks," your response would be something along the lines of "You were trampled by unmanageable herd of male deer." Then you make your own wish, rinse, repeat. Let's start again, shall we? I wish I had my own place.

19th Nov 2010, 04:53 PM	#2
x2x2x2x2y2 PARAWHORE!!!!!! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: ~I like guys~ Out Status: Everyone, pretty much. Location: Wonderland (and California, USA) Age: 18 Posts: 3,971 Join Date: Oct 2009	Re: Corrupt A Wish You live in hell. I wish I could get over my straight crush(es). __________________ "THINGS ARE LOOKING UP, OH FINALLY!!" "I believe that there's hope buried beneath it all and...Hiding beneath it all and... GROWING beneath it all!!" -Paramore ...and the lesbians

19th Nov 2010, 05:28 PM	#3
theJosephDean Nothing but the rain. Full Member Gender: 男 Male Orientation: Kinsey 5 Out Status: Om nom nom. Location: Johnson City, TN Age: 20 Posts: 1,633 Join Date: Jun 2010	Re: Corrupt A Wish You start crushing on lesbians. I wish this evening could be going a thousand times better. __________________ Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

19th Nov 2010, 05:33 PM	#4
Beertruck Drunk Homosexual Full Member Gender: bro Orientation: bromosexual Out Status: bropen! Location: new jersey Age: 24 Posts: 420 Join Date: Nov 2010	Re: Corrupt A Wish You relive the evening going better one thousand times, Groundhogs Day style. Wish I could stop reading TVTropes and make myself dinner.

19th Nov 2010, 05:46 PM	#5
MMAnick MMA Nick Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: 30% BI and 70% Gay i do belive at this point Out Status: 1 person :) Location: GA Age: 23 Posts: 137 Join Date: Nov 2010	Re: Corrupt A Wish You make a TV dinner. I wish i wasnt so shy __________________ "But they ALL didn't see...the little bit of sadness in me..." - Kid Cudi

19th Nov 2010, 06:31 PM	#6
hazza meh.. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Homosexual Out Status: More by the week. Location: Perth Age: 19 Posts: 332 Join Date: Sep 2010	Re: Corrupt A Wish You become a TV show host. I wish that I had a boyfriend __________________ EC's biggest EUROVISION fan

20th Nov 2010, 05:22 AM	#7
fragomatrick Perpetually Bored! Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Age: 21 Posts: 732 Join Date: Jan 2010	Re: Corrupt A Wish Your boyfriend is mine! All mine! (Trust me ,it doesn't get more corrupt than this! ) I wish i could fly .... __________________ The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

20th Nov 2010, 05:32 AM	#8
RedKnight Random Guy #9 Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: I Know I Like Guys Out Status: Mum and some friends Location: Lower Hutt, New Zealand Age: 20 Posts: 850 Join Date: Aug 2010	Re: Corrupt A Wish You are stuck going up like a helium balloon I wish I could meet batman __________________ ________\o/______/l__________ Shark Attack!

20th Nov 2010, 05:53 AM	#9
x2x2x2x2y2 PARAWHORE!!!!!! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: ~I like guys~ Out Status: Everyone, pretty much. Location: Wonderland (and California, USA) Age: 18 Posts: 3,971 Join Date: Oct 2009	Re: Corrupt A Wish You meet batman AND robin. I wish I had a Mac computer. __________________ "THINGS ARE LOOKING UP, OH FINALLY!!" "I believe that there's hope buried beneath it all and...Hiding beneath it all and... GROWING beneath it all!!" -Paramore ...and the lesbians

20th Nov 2010, 06:19 AM	#10
Beertruck Drunk Homosexual Full Member Gender: bro Orientation: bromosexual Out Status: bropen! Location: new jersey Age: 24 Posts: 420 Join Date: Nov 2010	Re: Corrupt A Wish You DO get a Mac - a Macintosh II, circa 1989. It crashes constantly. I wish I was a halfway decent cartoonist!

20th Nov 2010, 06:31 AM	#11
malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Corrupt A Wish But in order to draw, you must use the blood of babies! I wish I was better at hitting on guys __________________ It's the 21st century, your bigotry is outdated. Either upgrade or go away.

20th Nov 2010, 07:46 AM	#12
Super Trouper ABBA & Eurovision <3 Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Bi-Winning Out Status: Everyone that matters. Location: Portugal Age: 18 Posts: 1,168 Join Date: Jul 2010	Re: Corrupt A Wish You get to be the best at hitting on... girls! xD I wish I had a girlfriend __________________ Yaoi is my oxygen...

20th Nov 2010, 07:56 AM	#13
x2x2x2x2y2 PARAWHORE!!!!!! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: ~I like guys~ Out Status: Everyone, pretty much. Location: Wonderland (and California, USA) Age: 18 Posts: 3,971 Join Date: Oct 2009	Re: Corrupt A Wish You get a girl who's your friend. I wish I could never get the cold or flu ever again. __________________ "THINGS ARE LOOKING UP, OH FINALLY!!" "I believe that there's hope buried beneath it all and...Hiding beneath it all and... GROWING beneath it all!!" -Paramore ...and the lesbians

20th Nov 2010, 08:02 AM	#14
Super Trouper ABBA & Eurovision <3 Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Bi-Winning Out Status: Everyone that matters. Location: Portugal Age: 18 Posts: 1,168 Join Date: Jul 2010	Re: Corrupt A Wish (my crush is my friend xDD) Instead of getting the flu, you get hepatitis I wish I had the guts to kiss my friend __________________ Yaoi is my oxygen...

20th Nov 2010, 08:06 AM	#15
x2x2x2x2y2 PARAWHORE!!!!!! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: ~I like guys~ Out Status: Everyone, pretty much. Location: Wonderland (and California, USA) Age: 18 Posts: 3,971 Join Date: Oct 2009	Re: Corrupt A Wish You kiss your friend while your guts burst out of your stomach. I wish I had new earphones. __________________ "THINGS ARE LOOKING UP, OH FINALLY!!" "I believe that there's hope buried beneath it all and...Hiding beneath it all and... GROWING beneath it all!!" -Paramore ...and the lesbians

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malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Corrupt A Wish You can but everytime you sing everyone falls sleep. I wish I could fly! __________________ It's the 21st century, your bigotry is outdated. Either upgrade or go away.