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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Beertruck, Nov 19, 2010.

  1. Beertruck

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    This game probably existed in this forum at some point, but I don't want to search for it.

    Basically, the point of the game is to take the wish of the person above you and corrupt it. So if I said "I wish for a million bucks," your response would be something along the lines of "You were trampled by unmanageable herd of male deer." Then you make your own wish, rinse, repeat. Let's start again, shall we?



    I wish I had my own place.
     
  2. x2x2x2x2y2

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    You live in hell.

    I wish I could get over my straight crush(es).
     
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    You start crushing on lesbians.

    I wish this evening could be going a thousand times better.
     
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    You relive the evening going better one thousand times, Groundhogs Day style.

    Wish I could stop reading TVTropes and make myself dinner.
     
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    You make a TV dinner.

    I wish i wasnt so shy
     
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    You become a TV show host.


    I wish that I had a boyfriend
     
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    Your boyfriend is mine! All mine! (Trust me ,it doesn't get more corrupt than this! )

    I wish i could fly ....(!)
     
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    You are stuck going up like a helium balloon

    I wish I could meet batman
     
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    You meet batman AND robin.

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    You DO get a Mac - a Macintosh II, circa 1989. It crashes constantly.

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    But in order to draw, you must use the blood of babies! :badgrin:

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  12. You get to be the best at hitting on... girls! xD

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    You get a girl who's your friend.

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  14. (my crush is my friend xDD)

    Instead of getting the flu, you get hepatitis :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    I wish I had the guts to kiss my friend
     
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    You kiss your friend while your guts burst out of your stomach.

    I wish I had new earphones.
     
  16. You get new earphones but they only play white noise

    I wish I wasn't so shy
     
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    Instead of being shy you become unable to keep anything to yourself and blurt every single thought out.

    I wish I could speak Mandarin fluently...
     
  18. Instead of speaking fluently, you can only say embarassing things in mandarin :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    I wish I knew how to dance
     
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    You learn how to dance but lose the ability to walk meaning you have to waltz everywhere you go... :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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    You can but everytime you sing everyone falls sleep.

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