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You know you MIGHT be gay if......

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  1. straal1972

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    I tried a lame search for this but didn't find it.
    I thought that this may help other people out there who are questioning there sexuality.....
    I'll start off with a few things that made me pause and think about my orientation.

    You know you might be gay if....

    1) you can count on one hand the # of times you've had sex EACH year of 16yrs marriage(including newlyweded year)

    2) you try to deep throat a banana (oh yes I did try. several times lol)

    3) When shopping at Walmart, you spend a lot of time in the mens underwear aisle looking at all the hot undie models...and you don't even need any!!!!!!
     
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    4) You have an unusually strong interest in Broadway musicals or musical theater

    5) You play oboe, bassoon, or clarinet

    6) You are a male dancer in jazz, tap, ballet, or modern.

    (These are very often true but are definitely stereotypes. To those offended by stereotypes... try and see the humor in them:eusa_danc )
     
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    7) You want to wear pink. (I did, when I came out! Its something I felt I needed to do!)
     
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    8) if your idea of a rusty trombone does not involve the actual instrument.

    9)you put a hand on the back of your head while eating an ice-cream cone
     
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    10) you take up yoga so that you can give yourself a blow job
     
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    11) If you're a vegetarian but you still eat meat.
     
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    12) you like penis
     
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    :lol:

    Straal...didn't your wife consider this a little...erm...weird?
     
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    13) you have a shirne to lady GaGa in your home
     
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    So thats what they told me to build i thought it was just a pile of scrap metal lol
     
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    HAHA These are great. Although apparently I'm not gay enough, I've only got one out of the thirteen so far :wink:
     
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    14) Or Cher. or Madonna or Judy Garland.

    15) You regularly use the words "fabulous", "lovely" or "scrumptious"

    16) You use 3 or more products on your hair.
     
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    17) You get into flame wars on youtube over if your favorite artist is better than the other person's (like Gaga vs Britney Spears or Beyonce vs Rihanna).
     
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    18) You're obsessed with Miley Cyrus. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    19) When your legs are turned to jelly by a really terrific countertenor (if liking opera hasn't already begun to ring bells).

    I love the oboe and would love to play it, I wasn't aware of that stereotype though.
    Maybe my friends would actually suspect that I am gay if they knew what an oboe was!
     
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    Totally. Madonna is my goddess. :slight_smile:

    20) You buy Men's fitness magazines, yet you never exercise and never read the articles. Those buff guys without shirts on.....yum! :slight_smile:

    21) You love the movie "Moulin Rouge."

    22) You tried to look at a girlie magazine and had this reaction:
    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHJk5g9DOE&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]
    :grin:
     
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    23) the only reason you watch sports, is to see some mooseknuckle!



    Who remembers the gold medal 4man german bobsled team. Man oh man, they were all going commando on their last run. slurp

    ---------- Post added 20th Dec 2010 at 06:49 PM ----------

    Uhh, she was pregnant....I was really tired... I commuted Mon-Fri and only saw her on weekends. I really don't know if she thought that. Once I'm out to her I guess I'll find out.
     
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    To derail the thread for a moment, I'll plug my most-favorite-book-in-the-whole-world for gay men here. It's "Ten Smart Things Gay Men can do to find Real Love" by Joe Kort. It has several chapters relating to heterosexually married gay men that talk in detail about the issues these men have when they come out to their wives, and I think you'd find it really useful. (It's a simply amazing book otherwise, and in spite of the title, has little to do with "finding real love" and everything to do with understanding yourself.)

    And now back to our regularly scheduled thread... :slight_smile:
     
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    24) you have good taste in... well, anything.

    25) you find yourself resisting the temptation of having that extra piece of cake because it'll go straight to your thighs.
     
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    26) you watch gay porn exclusively.
    27) you have a lot of opposite sex friends, whom you're not the least bit attracted to sexually.
     
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