So as you can see im seriously bored. Basically it's just think of a funny explanation as to why were gay. Did I mention Im bored. Well firstly, a school of giant rainbows descend onto planet earth to pick out its targets for its army. The reason straight people can not see this rainbow is because they are straight and soulless like the gingers. Now back on topic. The multiple rainbows with many many perez hilton stickers on it shoots light from its a hole [because cussing is not allowed] and makes very very flaming gay guys. For someone who wasn't hit directly with the rainbow and has radiation from it will become bi-sexual. You might be asking, "Andie what about the lesbians and the other people?" Well the junkie rainbows that are high as hell make the lesbians and transsexuals. The drunk rainbow makes all the other people society loves to hate. Now, mother nature is to blame too. She screws up her list for a week out of every month therefore producing the up rise of transgendered people. That is why gay people are born gay XD.
I think homosexuality is an aesthetic and biological response to human overpopulation. Besides, if there were no gays, who would design all our fly clothes, conduct our symphonies, write our movies, animate our cartoons, produce our video games, sing our operas, paint our pictures, bake our cupcakes, and slam our poetry? Society doesn't know how good we make it for 'em.
God has a hard on for gays because we make life so much more fablious. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep Heaven packed with fresh hair doos and bright colors
I think im just that beautiful that everyone in the world wants me, even men. The Transsexuals want to be women to get a better chance to get with me and bi-sexuals have come to conclusion that not everyone can have me....but they still hold on to the dream. The lesbians will come around eventually *PS* that was a joke, i hope i didn't offend anyone Love ya's
