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chained butterfly · 28th Dec 2010, 10:50 PM

So as you can see im seriously bored. Basically it's just think of a funny explanation as to why were gay. Did I mention Im bored.

Well firstly, a school of giant rainbows descend onto planet earth to pick out its targets for its army. The reason straight people can not see this rainbow is because they are straight and soulless like the gingers. Now back on topic. The multiple rainbows with many many perez hilton stickers on it shoots light from its a hole [because cussing is not allowed] and makes very very flaming gay guys. For someone who wasn't hit directly with the rainbow and has radiation from it will become bi-sexual.

You might be asking, "Andie what about the lesbians and the other people?" Well the junkie rainbows that are high as hell make the lesbians and transsexuals. The drunk rainbow makes all the other people society loves to hate. Now, mother nature is to blame too. She screws up her list for a week out of every month therefore producing the up rise of transgendered people.

That is why gay people are born gay XD.

malachite · 29th Dec 2010, 08:37 AM

Vagina's are scary, there could be anything in there.

Teeth, Orcs.......

maverick · 29th Dec 2010, 08:42 AM

I think homosexuality is an aesthetic and biological response to human overpopulation.

Besides, if there were no gays, who would design all our fly clothes, conduct our symphonies, write our movies, animate our cartoons, produce our video games, sing our operas, paint our pictures, bake our cupcakes, and slam our poetry?

Society doesn't know how good we make it for 'em.

Z3ni · 29th Dec 2010, 08:57 AM

Coz Simon said?

malachite · 29th Dec 2010, 09:41 AM

God has a hard on for gays because we make life so much more fablious.
To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep Heaven packed with fresh hair doos and bright colors

maverick · 29th Dec 2010, 11:15 AM

Homosexuality is a response to pleated pants and tube tops worn inappropriately.

malachite · 29th Dec 2010, 12:23 PM

People's hair and fashion sucked, thus the first gays were born!!!!!!

HomoHetro · 30th Dec 2010, 04:25 PM

I think im just that beautiful that everyone in the world wants me, even men.
The Transsexuals want to be women to get a better chance to get with me and bi-sexuals have come to conclusion that not everyone can have me....but they still hold on to the dream.

The lesbians will come around eventually

*PS* that was a joke, i hope i didn't offend anyone

Love ya's

28th Dec 2010, 10:50 PM	#1
chained butterfly ~ RAWR to the lesbians Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian &im deff into trans gendered people. <3 Out Status: Out like wall mart Location: new york Age: 15 Posts: 449 Join Date: May 2010	The why do you think gays are gay game!!!! So as you can see im seriously bored. Basically it's just think of a funny explanation as to why were gay. Did I mention Im bored. Well firstly, a school of giant rainbows descend onto planet earth to pick out its targets for its army. The reason straight people can not see this rainbow is because they are straight and soulless like the gingers. Now back on topic. The multiple rainbows with many many perez hilton stickers on it shoots light from its a hole [because cussing is not allowed] and makes very very flaming gay guys. For someone who wasn't hit directly with the rainbow and has radiation from it will become bi-sexual. You might be asking, "Andie what about the lesbians and the other people?" Well the junkie rainbows that are high as hell make the lesbians and transsexuals. The drunk rainbow makes all the other people society loves to hate. Now, mother nature is to blame too. She screws up her list for a week out of every month therefore producing the up rise of transgendered people. That is why gay people are born gay XD. __________________ Disregard females, Acquire currency.

29th Dec 2010, 08:37 AM	#2
malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: The why do you think gays are gay game!!!! Vagina's are scary, there could be anything in there. Teeth, Orcs....... __________________ It's the 21st century, your bigotry is outdated. Either upgrade or go away.

29th Dec 2010, 08:42 AM	#3
maverick let watchers become warriors Full Member Gender: You tell me. Orientation: Hey good lookin'. wink Out Status: It's pretty obvious. Location: Alabama cue banjos Age: 26 Posts: 2,118 Join Date: Nov 2010	Re: The why do you think gays are gay game!!!! I think homosexuality is an aesthetic and biological response to human overpopulation. Besides, if there were no gays, who would design all our fly clothes, conduct our symphonies, write our movies, animate our cartoons, produce our video games, sing our operas, paint our pictures, bake our cupcakes, and slam our poetry? Society doesn't know how good we make it for 'em. __________________ Shelter me oh genius words, just give me strength / to pen these things, and give me peace to well her wings / and oh, oh carry on, all you minstrels of the world, we will catch our lady's ear, we will win for us the girl.

29th Dec 2010, 08:57 AM	#4
Z3ni Ec's ADD Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gayish Out Status: My Twin Location: England, Manchester Posts: 3,083 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: The why do you think gays are gay game!!!! Coz Simon said? __________________ Through pain, lies success.

29th Dec 2010, 09:41 AM	#5
malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: The why do you think gays are gay game!!!! God has a hard on for gays because we make life so much more fablious. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep Heaven packed with fresh hair doos and bright colors __________________ It's the 21st century, your bigotry is outdated. Either upgrade or go away.

29th Dec 2010, 11:15 AM	#6
maverick let watchers become warriors Full Member Gender: You tell me. Orientation: Hey good lookin'. wink Out Status: It's pretty obvious. Location: Alabama cue banjos Age: 26 Posts: 2,118 Join Date: Nov 2010	Re: The why do you think gays are gay game!!!! Homosexuality is a response to pleated pants and tube tops worn inappropriately. __________________ Shelter me oh genius words, just give me strength / to pen these things, and give me peace to well her wings / and oh, oh carry on, all you minstrels of the world, we will catch our lady's ear, we will win for us the girl.

29th Dec 2010, 12:23 PM	#7
malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: The why do you think gays are gay game!!!! People's hair and fashion sucked, thus the first gays were born!!!!!! __________________ It's the 21st century, your bigotry is outdated. Either upgrade or go away.

30th Dec 2010, 04:25 PM	#8
HomoHetro Member Regular Member Gender: Female Trapped In Male Body Orientation: Lesbian.....but not really :L Out Status: Only To The One I Love Location: Dublin Age: 18 Posts: 22 Join Date: Oct 2010	Re: The why do you think gays are gay game!!!! I think im just that beautiful that everyone in the world wants me, even men. The Transsexuals want to be women to get a better chance to get with me and bi-sexuals have come to conclusion that not everyone can have me....but they still hold on to the dream. The lesbians will come around eventually PS that was a joke, i hope i didn't offend anyone Love ya's __________________ I'm so confused.She is the only thing that makes sense, But i don't understand her.I Love Her.

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