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Lotty · 22nd Mar 2011, 08:28 AM

What are the best, strangest, worst, craziest pick up lines you've ever heard?

This is one I heard:
Emma Watson!
What?
You're Emma Watson, right?
No, I'm not.
Don't worry. I understand you want to be incognito sometimes. But you're secret's safe with me. By the way, I'm [name]. But you might know me by my codename: 007.

If someone said that to me, I'd let him buy me a drink

browneyedboy · 22nd Mar 2011, 09:17 AM

worst ive heard:
how much does a polar bear weigh?
enough to break the ice....now can i buy you a drink

**Owen** · 22nd Mar 2011, 01:23 PM

The is the only one I have ever heard that didn't make me shake my head, and, in fact, made me say, "If someone ever used that on me, I'd let them buy me a drink."

"If you were cosine squared, and I was sine squared, together we'd be one."

Echidna1 · 22nd Mar 2011, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by gamer Am I

the Is The Only One I Have Ever Heard That Didn't Make Me Shake My Head, And, In Fact, Made Me Say, "if Someone Ever Used That On Me, I'd Let Them Buy Me A Drink."

"if You Were Cosine Squared, And I Was Sine Squared, Together We'd Be One."

<3

**Rosina** · 22nd Mar 2011, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Gamer am I

The is the only one I have ever heard that didn't make me shake my head, and, in fact, made me say, "If someone ever used that on me, I'd let them buy me a drink."

"If you were cosine squared, and I was sine squared, together we'd be one."

That's one of the best maths lines I've heard!

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Oh, I thought of a geeky one:

Would I meet an resistance if I wanted to take you ohm?

Aya McCabre · 22nd Mar 2011, 04:06 PM

I only ever get cheesy ones..... like the 47 year old who claimed I was the date of her dreams. She obviously has strange dreams.

I also get creepy ones..... though I'm not sure "can I smell your hair" counts as a pickup line. (I said no. He did it anyway. It was creepy.)

Frer3 · 23rd Mar 2011, 12:08 AM

"If I asked you to have sex with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Think about that for a minute.

23rd Mar 2011, 01:56 AM

Are you an angel, because you look like you fell from heaven?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

Are you a parking ticket 'cause you've got fine written all over you.

**Owen** · 23rd Mar 2011, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Frer3

"If I asked you to have sex with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Think about that for a minute.

I saw that on Tumblr a while ago. I quite liked it.

Nazo · 23rd Mar 2011, 05:28 AM

"Good thing I brought my library card, 'cuz I'm checking you out."

Z3ni · 23rd Mar 2011, 06:16 AM

".... You.. ARE MINE NOW YOU BELONG TO ME!!"

Im jokin ofc!

InaRut · 23rd Mar 2011, 07:07 AM

"If you were a Pokemon, I'd use my masterball to catch you!"

Miss Bubbles · 23rd Mar 2011, 07:16 AM

"Does this smell like chloroform? just kidding let me buy u a drink" the worst ever

**Rosina** · 23rd Mar 2011, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frer3

"If I asked you to have sex with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Think about that for a minute.

I don't get it

VinnySR97 · 23rd Mar 2011, 03:01 PM

Worst i herd
"IF YOU WERE A BOOGER, I'D PICK YOU FIRST" ewww

Nazo · 23rd Mar 2011, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Rosina Chicita

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frer3

"If I asked you to have sex with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Think about that for a minute.

I don't get it

It's almost a paradox. The question isn't "Would you have sex with me?" It's the second part that you have to focus on.
If you answered "yes," you would be saying that the answer to the first part is also "yes," seeing as how you said they would be the same.
If you answered "no," you would be saying that the answer to the first part is different from the first, therefore, by saying "no," you mean that the answer is different, thereby saying "yes" to the first.

Basically, no matter what you say, you are saying "yes" to having sex with the person asking.

thedreamwatch · 23rd Mar 2011, 03:49 PM

Did you eat lucky charms for breakfast this morning? 'Cause you're looking magically delicious.

Dunno why that one always makes me laugh.

kettlkorn · 23rd Mar 2011, 06:20 PM

I love every bone in your body, especially mine

Echidna1 · 24th Mar 2011, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by thedreamwatch

Did you eat lucky charms for breakfast this morning? 'Cause you're looking magically delicious.

Dunno why that one always makes me laugh.

it made me laugh too.

Beachboi92 · 24th Mar 2011, 01:37 AM

hmm me and my friend where looking at terrible ones the other day xD

"nice shoes wanna fuck"
"my socks are having a party do your pants want to come down and join"
"roses are red violets are blue, i have a gun get in the van"
"excuse me what material is this (referencing their own clothes when they ask) boyfriend material" or girlfriend material i guess xD i figure it could go south if they actually know what material it is haha

"if one of your legs was Christmas and the other was thanksgiving could i visit you between the holidays?"
"Did you fall from heaven because you face is fucked" xD

22nd Mar 2011, 08:28 AM	#1
Lotty Everybody's fool Regular Member Gender: Mostly female Orientation: I've given up on that one. Out Status: I don't hide it. Location: Holland!!!<3 Age: 17 Posts: 460 Join Date: Dec 2010	pick up lines What are the best, strangest, worst, craziest pick up lines you've ever heard? This is one I heard: Emma Watson! What? You're Emma Watson, right? No, I'm not. Don't worry. I understand you want to be incognito sometimes. But you're secret's safe with me. By the way, I'm [name]. But you might know me by my codename: 007. If someone said that to me, I'd let him buy me a drink __________________ .That's myself in the mirror.

22nd Mar 2011, 09:17 AM	#2
browneyedboy little monster Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: boysboysboys - we love 'em Out Status: about 5 friends Posts: 409 Join Date: Oct 2010	Re: pick up lines worst ive heard: how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice....now can i buy you a drink __________________ "Take my picture hollywood. . . I wanna be a star"-Lady Gaga

22nd Mar 2011, 01:23 PM	#3
Owen Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult EC Admin Gender: Agendered dude Orientation: Panromantic androsexual Out Status: Everyone and their mother Location: Massachusetts, USA Age: 21 Posts: 2,873 Join Date: Jul 2007	Re: pick up lines The is the only one I have ever heard that didn't make me shake my head, and, in fact, made me say, "If someone ever used that on me, I'd let them buy me a drink." "If you were cosine squared, and I was sine squared, together we'd be one." __________________ "Stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless logic and experience prove you wrong. Remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor is naked. The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza." -Daria Morgendorffer

22nd Mar 2011, 04:06 PM	#6
Aya McCabre Beware of the Metaphor Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Dunedin, New Zealand Age: 21 Posts: 613 Join Date: Feb 2011	Re: pick up lines I only ever get cheesy ones..... like the 47 year old who claimed I was the date of her dreams. She obviously has strange dreams. I also get creepy ones..... though I'm not sure "can I smell your hair" counts as a pickup line. (I said no. He did it anyway. It was creepy.) __________________ Time is on my side she said. He may be on your side I said, but it makes no difference in the end, He's coming after you my friend........

23rd Mar 2011, 12:08 AM	#7
Frer3 Homosexual Bisnuggler Full Member Gender: It's a boy! Orientation: HappyHappyHappy! Out Status: Open to everybody who inquires Location: Santa Fe Age: 19 Posts: 584 Join Date: Sep 2010	Re: pick up lines "If I asked you to have sex with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?" Think about that for a minute. __________________ I have ADOLP. Attention Deficit- Oooh look puppies! runs off I was walking along one day after a rain storm, and a rainbow appeared, and I was all, "Wow, I love cock!"

23rd Mar 2011, 01:56 AM	#8
silvousplait Guest Posts: n/a	Re: pick up lines Are you an angel, because you look like you fell from heaven? If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Are you a parking ticket 'cause you've got fine written all over you.

23rd Mar 2011, 05:28 AM	#10
Nazo Janis Ian's Lesbian Crush Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Facebook, not hiding at college Location: Michigan Age: 19 Posts: 2,071 Join Date: Dec 2010	Re: pick up lines "Good thing I brought my library card, 'cuz I'm checking you out." __________________ are you feeling like a prisoner are you living life the way you want giving time to ones you love are you giving time to who you are

23rd Mar 2011, 06:16 AM	#11
Z3ni Ec's ADD Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gayish Out Status: My Twin Location: England, Manchester Posts: 3,083 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: pick up lines ".... You.. ARE MINE NOW YOU BELONG TO ME!!" Im jokin ofc! __________________ Through pain, lies success.

23rd Mar 2011, 07:07 AM	#12
InaRut EC's Nu-Disco Walrus Full Member Gender: IRL Yaoi Character Orientation: (｡◕‿◕。) Out Status: ㅎ_ㅎ Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 22 Posts: 7,111 Join Date: Oct 2007	Re: pick up lines "If you were a Pokemon, I'd use my masterball to catch you!" __________________ "The first duty of every Starfleet Officer is to the truth. Whether it's scientific truth, historical truth, or personal truth. It is the guiding principle to which Starfleet is based. If you can't find it within yourself, to tell the truth about what happened, then you don't deserve to where that uniform."

23rd Mar 2011, 07:16 AM	#13
Miss Bubbles EC Addict Full Member Gender: confused on some levels Orientation: of the homosexual persuation. Out Status: So out im in Location: Indiana Age: 19 Posts: 1,037 Join Date: Nov 2009	Re: pick up lines "Does this smell like chloroform? just kidding let me buy u a drink" the worst ever __________________ A Dialogue my besty made up in first period: Oh this reminds me of the time joan rivers made that fatal mistake: Oh apples how I hunger for youuuuu. "Joan Don't Touch those!" -bite- -hiss- 'Joan you and adam are cast out of heaven!!!!'-- Ashley D.

23rd Mar 2011, 03:01 PM	#15
VinnySR97 Member Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Family and a few friends Location: Massachusetts Posts: 74 Join Date: Mar 2011	Re: pick up lines Worst i herd "IF YOU WERE A BOOGER, I'D PICK YOU FIRST" ewww

23rd Mar 2011, 03:49 PM	#17
thedreamwatch Maximum Ridiculosity Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Kinsey 5. So, pretty gay. Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Wisconsin Age: 22 Posts: 1,275 Join Date: Jan 2011	Re: pick up lines Did you eat lucky charms for breakfast this morning? 'Cause you're looking magically delicious. Dunno why that one always makes me laugh. __________________ "I came out laughing, I came out screaming, I came out dancing..." - T&S

23rd Mar 2011, 06:20 PM	#18
kettlkorn the mogslayer Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Totally Straight Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Bolivar, OH Age: 22 Posts: 708 Join Date: Jul 2010	Re: pick up lines I love every bone in your body, especially mine

24th Mar 2011, 01:37 AM	#20
Beachboi92 Occasionally Caddy Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: queer Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Frederick Maryland Age: 19 Posts: 2,226 Join Date: Jul 2009	Re: pick up lines hmm me and my friend where looking at terrible ones the other day xD "nice shoes wanna fuck" "my socks are having a party do your pants want to come down and join" "roses are red violets are blue, i have a gun get in the van" "excuse me what material is this (referencing their own clothes when they ask) boyfriend material" or girlfriend material i guess xD i figure it could go south if they actually know what material it is haha "if one of your legs was Christmas and the other was thanksgiving could i visit you between the holidays?" "Did you fall from heaven because you face is fucked" xD __________________ All men are created equal, it is only men themselves who place themselves above equality. David Allan Coe