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  1. Lotty

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    What are the best, strangest, worst, craziest pick up lines you've ever heard?

    This is one I heard:
    Emma Watson!
    What?
    You're Emma Watson, right?
    No, I'm not.
    Don't worry. I understand you want to be incognito sometimes. But you're secret's safe with me. By the way, I'm [name]. But you might know me by my codename: 007.

    If someone said that to me, I'd let him buy me a drink
     
    #1 Lotty, Mar 22, 2011
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    worst ive heard:
    how much does a polar bear weigh?
    enough to break the ice....now can i buy you a drink
     
    #2 browneyedboy, Mar 22, 2011
  3. Owen

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    The is the only one I have ever heard that didn't make me shake my head, and, in fact, made me say, "If someone ever used that on me, I'd let them buy me a drink."

    "If you were cosine squared, and I was sine squared, together we'd be one."
     
    #3 Owen, Mar 22, 2011
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    #4 Echidna1, Mar 22, 2011
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    :love: That's one of the best maths lines I've heard!

    ---------- Post added 22nd Mar 2011 at 09:59 PM ----------

    Oh, I thought of a geeky one:

    Would I meet an resistance if I wanted to take you ohm?
     
    #5 Rosina, Mar 22, 2011
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    I only ever get cheesy ones..... like the 47 year old who claimed I was the date of her dreams. She obviously has strange dreams.

    I also get creepy ones..... though I'm not sure "can I smell your hair" counts as a pickup line. (I said no. He did it anyway. It was creepy.)
     
    #6 Aya McCabre, Mar 22, 2011
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    "If I asked you to have sex with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

    Think about that for a minute.
     
    #7 Frer3, Mar 23, 2011
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    Are you an angel, because you look like you fell from heaven?

    If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

    Are you a parking ticket 'cause you've got fine written all over you.
     
    #8 silvousplait, Mar 23, 2011
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    I saw that on Tumblr a while ago. I quite liked it.
     
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    "Good thing I brought my library card, 'cuz I'm checking you out."
     
    #10 Ethan, Mar 23, 2011
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    ".... You.. ARE MINE NOW YOU BELONG TO ME!!"

    Im jokin ofc!
     
    #11 Z3ni, Mar 23, 2011
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    "If you were a Pokemon, I'd use my masterball to catch you!"
     
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    "Does this smell like chloroform? just kidding let me buy u a drink" the worst ever
     
    #13 Miss Bubbles, Mar 23, 2011
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    I don't get it :icon_sad:
     
    #14 Rosina, Mar 23, 2011
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    Worst i herd
    "IF YOU WERE A BOOGER, I'D PICK YOU FIRST" ewww :confused:
     
    #15 VinnySR97, Mar 23, 2011
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    It's almost a paradox. The question isn't "Would you have sex with me?" It's the second part that you have to focus on.
    If you answered "yes," you would be saying that the answer to the first part is also "yes," seeing as how you said they would be the same.
    If you answered "no," you would be saying that the answer to the first part is different from the first, therefore, by saying "no," you mean that the answer is different, thereby saying "yes" to the first.

    Basically, no matter what you say, you are saying "yes" to having sex with the person asking.
     
    #16 Ethan, Mar 23, 2011
  17. thedreamwatch

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    Did you eat lucky charms for breakfast this morning? 'Cause you're looking magically delicious.

    Dunno why that one always makes me laugh.
     
    #17 thedreamwatch, Mar 23, 2011
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    I love every bone in your body, especially mine
     
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    it made me laugh too.
     
    #19 Echidna1, Mar 24, 2011
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    hmm me and my friend where looking at terrible ones the other day xD

    "nice shoes wanna fuck"
    "my socks are having a party do your pants want to come down and join"
    "roses are red violets are blue, i have a gun get in the van"
    "excuse me what material is this (referencing their own clothes when they ask) boyfriend material" or girlfriend material i guess xD i figure it could go south if they actually know what material it is haha

    "if one of your legs was Christmas and the other was thanksgiving could i visit you between the holidays?"
    "Did you fall from heaven because you face is fucked" xD
     
    #20 Beachboi92, Mar 24, 2011
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