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InaRut · 27th Mar 2011, 04:09 PM

So, I was looking at Tennis terms and and then looking at their definition as according to Wikipedia and I realized that alot of these definitions can be used in either a "That's What He/She Said" scenario or completely perverted by either putting a word in quotations, removing a word, or if you want to be really creative by adding your own word.

So by using glossary of Sports terms, lets see how sexy we can make sports

. Who knows, maybe it'll get us less sport gays to take less interest in GQ magazines and more into what EXACTLY is going on with that stick and puck,

Personally I find the Glossary of Tennis the best so far,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_tennis

For example:

Ace: a serve where the "ball" served is served in and not touched by the receiver. Aces are usually powerful and generally land on or near one of the corners at the back of the service
Or:
Baseliner: a player who plays around the baseline during play and relies on the quality of his or her strokes

Sanssouci · 27th Mar 2011, 05:27 PM

Great idea

My entry:

Chess:

Alekhine's gun
A formation in which a queen backs up two rooks[...]

Zontar · 27th Mar 2011, 05:37 PM

Pitcher.

Catcher.

InaRut · 27th Mar 2011, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zontar

Pitcher.

Catcher.

Classic.

6th Apr 2011, 10:05 PM

receiver!!!

kettlkorn · 6th Apr 2011, 10:19 PM

These are from american football

A-11 offense
An offensive philosophy designed to appear as if all 11 players are eligible receivers.

Blitz
A defensive maneuver in which one or more linebackers or defensive backs, who normally remain behind the line of scrimmage, instead charge the opponents' backfield.

blowout
A game in which one team dominates another

chuck and duck
A degrading way to refer to the Run And Shoot offensive strategy.
(Which would probably take a considerable amount of skill xDD)

Sack
No definition required to be dirty xD

27th Mar 2011, 04:09 PM	#1
InaRut EC's Nu-Disco Walrus Full Member Gender: IRL Yaoi Character Orientation: (｡◕‿◕。) Out Status: ㅎ_ㅎ Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 22 Posts: 7,111 Join Date: Oct 2007	[Sports]Making Sports Sexy [For The Gay Guy] So, I was looking at Tennis terms and and then looking at their definition as according to Wikipedia and I realized that alot of these definitions can be used in either a "That's What He/She Said" scenario or completely perverted by either putting a word in quotations, removing a word, or if you want to be really creative by adding your own word. So by using glossary of Sports terms, lets see how sexy we can make sports . Who knows, maybe it'll get us less sport gays to take less interest in GQ magazines and more into what EXACTLY is going on with that stick and puck, Personally I find the Glossary of Tennis the best so far, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_tennis For example: Ace: a serve where the "ball" served is served in and not touched by the receiver. Aces are usually powerful and generally land on or near one of the corners at the back of the service Or: Baseliner: a player who plays around the baseline during play and relies on the quality of his or her strokes __________________ "The first duty of every Starfleet Officer is to the truth. Whether it's scientific truth, historical truth, or personal truth. It is the guiding principle to which Starfleet is based. If you can't find it within yourself, to tell the truth about what happened, then you don't deserve to where that uniform."

27th Mar 2011, 05:27 PM	#2
Sanssouci EC Addict Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Most friends, and sister. Location: Newcastle, UK Age: 23 Posts: 284 Join Date: Apr 2007	Re: [Sports]Making Sports Sexy [For The Gay Guy] Great idea My entry: Chess: Alekhine's gun A formation in which a queen backs up two rooks[...]

27th Mar 2011, 05:37 PM	#3
Zontar Mister Funny Man Full Member Gender: Male Location: Binghampton, NY Posts: 1,539 Join Date: Oct 2010	Re: [Sports]Making Sports Sexy [For The Gay Guy] Pitcher. Catcher. __________________ Get up and open your eyes...Don't ever let yourself ever fall down... Get through it and learn how to fly...I know you'll find a way...today. -Days of the New, "Dirty Road"

6th Apr 2011, 10:05 PM	#5
pauliie Guest Posts: n/a	Re: [Sports]Making Sports Sexy [For The Gay Guy] receiver!!!

6th Apr 2011, 10:19 PM	#6
kettlkorn the mogslayer Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Totally Straight Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Bolivar, OH Age: 22 Posts: 708 Join Date: Jul 2010	Re: [Sports]Making Sports Sexy [For The Gay Guy] These are from american football A-11 offense An offensive philosophy designed to appear as if all 11 players are eligible receivers. Blitz A defensive maneuver in which one or more linebackers or defensive backs, who normally remain behind the line of scrimmage, instead charge the opponents' backfield. blowout A game in which one team dominates another chuck and duck A degrading way to refer to the Run And Shoot offensive strategy. (Which would probably take a considerable amount of skill xDD) Sack No definition required to be dirty xD