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SunSparks · 21st Aug 2012, 07:07 AM

Granted...but they are bleeding uncontrollably with no explanation!

I wish I had more functioning purple inked pens

Silvails52 · 22nd Aug 2012, 09:02 PM

Granted, but you lose all of them.

I wish that I would have fun and win at Drag Queen Bingo tomorrow night.

Yuri · 29th Aug 2012, 06:05 PM

Wish Granted but you lose all your hair in the process
I wish all my homework was done

everett · 29th Aug 2012, 06:06 PM

Wish granted but now you are a balloon.

I wish to be a wolf.

amigay · 29th Aug 2012, 06:47 PM

Wish granted but you are only permitted to steal food not kill!

I wish you not to corrupt any more wishes !

everett · 29th Aug 2012, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amigay

Wish granted but you are only permitted to steal food not kill!

I wish you not to corrupt any more wishes !

Wish granted but others shall do what I cannot.
Also I am cool with stealing the food =D
I wish to be treated by Doctor House!

FashionDisaster · 29th Aug 2012, 11:14 PM

Granted but it turns out your just a hypochondriac.

I wish I had the worlds largest chocolate snack pack cup.

everett · 30th Aug 2012, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vega528

Granted but it turns out your just a hypochondriac.

I wish I had the worlds largest chocolate snack pack cup.

Granted but you die from trying to eat all of it!
I wish for more fake money!

Silvails52 · 1st Sep 2012, 05:02 PM

Granted, but it burns up as soon as you get it.

I wish my boyfriend could come see me soon!

amigay · 1st Sep 2012, 05:08 PM

Granted, but you don't remember him when he arrives.

I wish that everyone excepted the LGBT community.

Dewthulu · 1st Sep 2012, 05:27 PM

Granted. There is a separate colony on mars for just this idea. It's like the gay community of every big city combined, and a safe haven for the LGBTQ community. (Grammar Nazi is bored)

I wish I had a functioning TARDIS.

Salazar · 1st Sep 2012, 05:45 PM

Granted, but you don't have a clue how to use it. BAZINGA!

I wish I had a new SUV.

Linguistic_Geek · 1st Sep 2012, 05:57 PM

~hands over the keys to a brand new SUV. that only goes 5 miles per hour~

I wish I could fly.

Salazar · 1st Sep 2012, 06:05 PM

Granted, but you can only fly at 1 foot above ground level, and at walking pace.

I wish my SUV was faster than 5mph :P

everett · 1st Sep 2012, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Salazar

Granted, but you can only fly at 1 foot above ground level, and at walking pace.

I wish my SUV was faster than 5mph :P

Granted but now it only goes 6 miles an hour

I wish for something nice

ThatCoopKid · 1st Sep 2012, 11:36 PM

Granted, but after twelve hours it would fall apart into dust.

I wish I was in shape.

everett · 1st Sep 2012, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatCoopKid

Granted, but after twelve hours it would fall apart into dust.

I wish I was in shape.

Granted you are now a triangle.

I wish to be cool

Pain · 2nd Sep 2012, 06:47 AM

Granted. Now you live in the arctic tundra with no clothes.

I wish that I had time to do full drag rather than half last night. It was really fun

everett · 2nd Sep 2012, 08:33 AM

Granted, but then you randomly burst into flames.
I wish I could clean faster

AmblingSam · 2nd Sep 2012, 09:21 AM

Granted but then knowing that you'll clean faster you will be more likely to procratinate at cleaning

I wish I didn't have as much homework. X(

21st Aug 2012, 07:07 AM	#3181
SunSparks The Naive One Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Open to all at Uni Location: upstate New York (For University) Age: 18 Posts: 1,176 Join Date: Jul 2012	Re: Corrupt A Wish Granted...but they are bleeding uncontrollably with no explanation! I wish I had more functioning purple inked pens __________________ If you want to see the sunshine, you have to weather the storm. ~Frank Lane

22nd Aug 2012, 09:02 PM	#3182
Silvails52 EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay. No question about it now! Out Status: totally out now! Location: Ithaca, NY Age: 19 Posts: 409 Join Date: Jun 2012	Re: Corrupt A Wish Granted, but you lose all of them. I wish that I would have fun and win at Drag Queen Bingo tomorrow night. __________________ You love who you love. Simple as that.

29th Aug 2012, 06:05 PM	#3183
Yuri Well Known Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: A few people Location: Las Vegas Posts: 100 Join Date: Jul 2012	Re: Corrupt A Wish Wish Granted but you lose all your hair in the process I wish all my homework was done __________________ I happen to be a hag; it's pretty obvious what kind.

29th Aug 2012, 06:06 PM	#3184
everett Heavy Metal Gay Head Full Member Gender: Genderqueer Orientation: Gay Male, Lesbian in a dress Out Status: Out to everyone, out to few about my gender Location: Maryland Age: 23 Posts: 458 Join Date: Aug 2012	Re: Corrupt A Wish Wish granted but now you are a balloon. I wish to be a wolf.

29th Aug 2012, 06:47 PM	#3185
amigay Well Known Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Questioning Out Status: Not out at all Location: colchester Posts: 107 Join Date: Dec 2011	Re: Corrupt A Wish Wish granted but you are only permitted to steal food not kill! I wish you not to corrupt any more wishes !

29th Aug 2012, 11:14 PM	#3187
FashionDisaster Finally Myself :) Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: All but family Location: Washington Age: 25 Posts: 74 Join Date: Aug 2012	Re: Corrupt A Wish Granted but it turns out your just a hypochondriac. I wish I had the worlds largest chocolate snack pack cup.

1st Sep 2012, 05:02 PM	#3189
Silvails52 EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay. No question about it now! Out Status: totally out now! Location: Ithaca, NY Age: 19 Posts: 409 Join Date: Jun 2012	Re: Corrupt A Wish Granted, but it burns up as soon as you get it. I wish my boyfriend could come see me soon! __________________ You love who you love. Simple as that.

1st Sep 2012, 05:08 PM	#3190
amigay Well Known Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Questioning Out Status: Not out at all Location: colchester Posts: 107 Join Date: Dec 2011	Re: Corrupt A Wish Granted, but you don't remember him when he arrives. I wish that everyone excepted the LGBT community.

1st Sep 2012, 05:27 PM	#3191
Dewthulu The 14th Doctor Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Kinsey 5 Out Status: Most of my friends as bi, few as gay. Location: Berkshire County, Massachusetts Age: 19 Posts: 691 Join Date: Oct 2011	Re: Corrupt A Wish Granted. There is a separate colony on mars for just this idea. It's like the gay community of every big city combined, and a safe haven for the LGBTQ community. (Grammar Nazi is bored) I wish I had a functioning TARDIS. __________________ May the memories of your darkest days be regarded with less weight than that of a dream.

1st Sep 2012, 05:45 PM	#3192
Salazar EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Nine friends and sister Location: London Age: 17 Posts: 704 Join Date: Jun 2011	Re: Corrupt A Wish Granted, but you don't have a clue how to use it. BAZINGA! I wish I had a new SUV.

1st Sep 2012, 05:57 PM	#3193
Linguistic_Geek Member Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Forward Out Status: Not hiding, but not screaming from the rooftops. Age: 34 Posts: 84 Join Date: Aug 2012	Re: Corrupt A Wish ~hands over the keys to a brand new SUV. that only goes 5 miles per hour~ I wish I could fly.

1st Sep 2012, 06:05 PM	#3194
Salazar EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Nine friends and sister Location: London Age: 17 Posts: 704 Join Date: Jun 2011	Re: Corrupt A Wish Granted, but you can only fly at 1 foot above ground level, and at walking pace. I wish my SUV was faster than 5mph :P

1st Sep 2012, 11:36 PM	#3196
ThatCoopKid That_Coop_Kid Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Kinsey 5.5 Out Status: One friend. Location: Orlando Age: 20 Posts: 208 Join Date: Apr 2012	Re: Corrupt A Wish Granted, but after twelve hours it would fall apart into dust. I wish I was in shape. __________________ And then yo penis will be all big and shit, and your life will change.

2nd Sep 2012, 06:47 AM	#3198
Pain Once QVLM Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: It's Facebook official. Location: Betwixt Canton, OH and Pittsburgh, PA Age: 19 Posts: 2,531 Join Date: Mar 2012	Re: Corrupt A Wish Granted. Now you live in the arctic tundra with no clothes. I wish that I had time to do full drag rather than half last night. It was really fun __________________ Ningendo

2nd Sep 2012, 08:33 AM	#3199
everett Heavy Metal Gay Head Full Member Gender: Genderqueer Orientation: Gay Male, Lesbian in a dress Out Status: Out to everyone, out to few about my gender Location: Maryland Age: 23 Posts: 458 Join Date: Aug 2012	Re: Corrupt A Wish Granted, but then you randomly burst into flames. I wish I could clean faster __________________ Hello Darkness my old Friend! It's good to see you again!

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