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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. CelebrityHead

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    Okay, so I found a new game on facebook! This is how it works:
    Someone makes a wish, and the next person corrupts it, then makes a wish of their own, and the next person corrupts it, and makes a new wish, and so on. So, without further ado;

    I wish I had a lifetime supply of apple juice
     
  2. CelebrityHead

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    Wish granted, but everytime you drink the apple juice, a rabid goat will barge into your house and headbutt you while eating the contents of your wallet.

    I wish I could spend a day with the Foo Fighters
     
  3. Samus610

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    Wish granted but when they perform you will be attacked by a killer rabbit.

    I wish I had a Yellow lab
     
  4. Jeimuzu

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    *gives a laboratory painted entirely in custard-yellow*

    I wish I had a loooooooad of cash.
     
  5. Samus610

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    Granted. But when ever you try to spend it it will catch on fire.

    I wish I had a bigger bedroom.
     
  6. CelebrityHead

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    Granted, but your room will be so big that you will get lost in its infiniteness.

    I wish I had a donut eating competition to go to tomorrow
     
  7. Psych!

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    Wish granted. But you're allergic to the flour used in the doughnuts.

    I wish I was taller.
     
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    Wish granted, you'll be so tall you enter the exosphere, suffocate and die

    I wish i had banana
     
  9. TeeBe

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    Wish granted, (but you have to fight the monkey for it). It is rotten, and when you eat it you contract a mysterious disease where your limbs turn purple and shrivel up.

    I wish I had a free University education!
     
  10. Psych!

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    Wish granted. But it's in Pine Hills and you get shot.

    I wish everyone was happy.
     
  11. Psychedelic Bookmarks

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    granted, but they forget what unhappiness is like and so don't appreciate it.

    i wish my chinese was fluent.
     
  12. Psych!

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    Wish granted, but you learn one of the least known dialects and make a fool of yourself.

    I wish I was normal.
     
  13. bvtsjm116

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    Wish granted, but you will exhibit the normal behavior of baboons.

    I wish I were rich :wink: sorry! couldn't think of anything :frowning2:
     
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    Wish granted but you will be rich in vitamin c...:lol:

    I wish i could (when i want) grant the wishes of others
     
  15. whish granted but every time you do they get messed up


    i wish i could be not me
     
  16. xxAngelOnFirexx

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    you become a person with traits that you hate

    i wish i could fly
     
  17. you would crash every time you tryed

    i wish .. ......
     
  18. Psych!

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    Granted.
    But you'll have non-stop menstruation (period :icon_wink) everyday for the rest of your life.

    I wish I wasn't weak.
     
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    you'll be so strong you'll break everything you touch

    i wish i knew what i wanted to do in life
     
  20. CelebrityHead

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    Granted, however you will be so focused on your career that your loved ones will disown you

    I wish I could stay young