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Spintop · 15th Jun 2011, 03:34 AM

...Get a stupid answer

Here's how it goes:

Someone posts a question, the next person posts the answer and another question, and so on. here's an example:

Post #1:

Q. What would you do if I attacked you with a wet sponge?

Post #2:

A. Nuke the sponge from orbit.

Q. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, then why does he keep doing it?

And it just continues on like that.

Now to start: What do i do if my hand is on fire?

heatqueen · 15th Jun 2011, 08:04 AM

Stick it in water? Lol IDK...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

whiterosebeka · 15th Jun 2011, 08:58 AM

so that he could get to the stand selling mysterious meat.

why did the girl go moo?

MickiNinaj · 15th Jun 2011, 09:11 AM

She wanted to be a giraffe...?

Why does the boy cry wolf?

heatqueen · 15th Jun 2011, 10:00 AM

Well it wouldn't be the same if he shouted 'DOG!' would it?

Why is the sky blue?

MickiNinaj · 15th Jun 2011, 11:16 AM

Have you never seen chicken little?!?! It`s just the bottom of all the spaceships thats blue, not the real sky.

If I`m completely underwater, am I wet?

**Rosina** · 15th Jun 2011, 04:31 PM

Nope

Why is it that when I drop something it falls to the floor?

Z3ni · 15th Jun 2011, 04:33 PM

Coz it wants to?

Would I get arrested if I run in a police station with a cooked turkey on my head?

TwistyRainbow · 15th Jun 2011, 05:59 PM

Only if that's all you're wearing.

Why does the Apple logo have a bite taken out of it?

Z3ni · 15th Jun 2011, 06:02 PM

Coz Apple belongs to Satan, ya know coz Eve bit his apple..

Can Pigs really fly?

Jonathan · 15th Jun 2011, 06:24 PM

If they have a pilot's license they can.

Why isn't Eeyore (from Winnie the Pooh) on anti-depressants?

TwistyRainbow · 15th Jun 2011, 07:14 PM

Because he's a heavy drinker.

Is a zebra black with white stripes or white with black stripes?

VireBlaze · 15th Jun 2011, 08:10 PM

Both; the whole thing was a conspiracy.

Why do humans exist on Earth?

Artemicion · 15th Jun 2011, 08:57 PM

All by mere coincidence of the infinite chances in the universe. As you may know the size of the universe is quite...mind blowing. ∞

If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?

Jonathan · 16th Jun 2011, 02:15 AM

If the tree still has it's bark, then it sounds like a dog.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

izzy · 16th Jun 2011, 05:08 AM

Just as much oil a gum boil would boil if a gum boil could boil oil.

What's a gum boil?

whiterosebeka · 16th Jun 2011, 10:48 AM

the thing sticking out of the side of that little old ladies neck.

why does the wind blow?

**Rosina** · 16th Jun 2011, 12:42 PM

Because it's a promiscuous wrench :P

Why do clouds float?

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Quote:

If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?
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If the tree still has it's bark, then it sounds like a dog.

Yes.

Kerze · 16th Jun 2011, 01:32 PM

The fairies keep them up there, duh.

Why does it rain so bloody much in England?

Tiny Catastrophe · 16th Jun 2011, 01:39 PM

Because British accents make the sky cry

Why am I so short?

15th Jun 2011, 08:58 AM	#3
whiterosebeka Well Known Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Greenville, SC Age: 23 Posts: 188 Join Date: May 2011	Re: Ask a stupid question.... so that he could get to the stand selling mysterious meat. why did the girl go moo? __________________ You've crossed the finish line, won the race but lost your mind. Was it worth it after all? I need you here with me, cause love is all we need. Just take a hold of the hand that breaks the fall. I know that I'm no Superman

15th Jun 2011, 09:11 AM	#4
MickiNinaj hoodrat Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Gay Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Bitch I'm from Louisiana Age: 16 Posts: 117 Join Date: Jun 2011	Re: Ask a stupid question.... She wanted to be a giraffe...? Why does the boy cry wolf? __________________

15th Jun 2011, 10:00 AM	#5
heatqueen ~free spirit~ Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: Generally whoever asks Location: I travel a lot Age: 21 Posts: 6,203 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Ask a stupid question.... Well it wouldn't be the same if he shouted 'DOG!' would it? Why is the sky blue? __________________ Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Evita: "The actress hasn't learned the lines you'd like to hear."

15th Jun 2011, 11:16 AM	#6
MickiNinaj hoodrat Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Gay Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Bitch I'm from Louisiana Age: 16 Posts: 117 Join Date: Jun 2011	Re: Ask a stupid question.... Have you never seen chicken little?!?! It`s just the bottom of all the spaceships thats blue, not the real sky. If I`m completely underwater, am I wet? __________________

15th Jun 2011, 04:31 PM	#7
Rosina An Abnormal Default EC Moderator Gender: Female Orientation: Straight Out Status: As out as the next straight kid Location: United Kingdom Age: 20 Posts: 4,708 Join Date: Sep 2008 Tournaments Won: 1	Re: Ask a stupid question.... Nope Why is it that when I drop something it falls to the floor? __________________ Hang in there, because things have always and will always change - It Gets Better Rebecca Drysdale

15th Jun 2011, 03:34 AM	#1
Spintop Newbie Regular Member Gender: Transgender - FtM Orientation: Pansexual Out Status: Out to everyone Location: New Zealand, Age: 18 Posts: 5 Join Date: Jun 2011	Ask a stupid question.... ...Get a stupid answer Here's how it goes: Someone posts a question, the next person posts the answer and another question, and so on. here's an example: Post #1: Q. What would you do if I attacked you with a wet sponge? Post #2: A. Nuke the sponge from orbit. Q. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, then why does he keep doing it? And it just continues on like that. Now to start: What do i do if my hand is on fire?

15th Jun 2011, 08:04 AM	#2
heatqueen ~free spirit~ Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: Generally whoever asks Location: I travel a lot Age: 21 Posts: 6,203 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Ask a stupid question.... Stick it in water? Lol IDK... Why did the chicken cross the road? __________________ Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Evita: "The actress hasn't learned the lines you'd like to hear."

15th Jun 2011, 04:33 PM	#8
Z3ni Ec's ADD Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gayish Out Status: A few people Location: England, Manchester Posts: 3,318 Join Date: Oct 2008 Tournaments Won: 1	Re: Ask a stupid question.... Coz it wants to? Would I get arrested if I run in a police station with a cooked turkey on my head? __________________ Remember that everyone has a story behind them. Everyone has gone through something that has changed them in one way or another.

15th Jun 2011, 05:59 PM	#9
TwistyRainbow Forever wild Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Queer, Demi- and Sapiosexual Out Status: The closet's in ashes Location: From St. Louis, MO; go to school in Nashville, TN Age: 21 Posts: 367 Join Date: May 2011	Re: Ask a stupid question.... Only if that's all you're wearing. Why does the Apple logo have a bite taken out of it? __________________ "We are all a little weird, and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." - Dr. Seuss

15th Jun 2011, 06:02 PM	#10
Z3ni Ec's ADD Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gayish Out Status: A few people Location: England, Manchester Posts: 3,318 Join Date: Oct 2008 Tournaments Won: 1	Re: Ask a stupid question.... Coz Apple belongs to Satan, ya know coz Eve bit his apple.. Can Pigs really fly? __________________ Remember that everyone has a story behind them. Everyone has gone through something that has changed them in one way or another.

15th Jun 2011, 06:24 PM	#11
Jonathan Formerly Muzzy Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: Illinois Age: 21 Posts: 3,817 Join Date: Oct 2007	Re: Ask a stupid question.... If they have a pilot's license they can. Why isn't Eeyore (from Winnie the Pooh) on anti-depressants? __________________ "In an ideal world, no one would talk before 10 a.m. People would just hug, because waking up is really hard." - Zoey Deschanel

15th Jun 2011, 07:14 PM	#12
TwistyRainbow Forever wild Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Queer, Demi- and Sapiosexual Out Status: The closet's in ashes Location: From St. Louis, MO; go to school in Nashville, TN Age: 21 Posts: 367 Join Date: May 2011	Re: Ask a stupid question.... Because he's a heavy drinker. Is a zebra black with white stripes or white with black stripes? __________________ "We are all a little weird, and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." - Dr. Seuss

15th Jun 2011, 08:10 PM	#13
VireBlaze Gamer extraordinaire! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Kinsey 4.5ish Out Status: Out to everyone Location: BC, Canada Age: 21 Posts: 240 Join Date: Jun 2011	Re: Ask a stupid question.... Both; the whole thing was a conspiracy. Why do humans exist on Earth?

15th Jun 2011, 08:57 PM	#14
Artemicion Lost, yet not. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Anyone who asks, but parents in denial. Location: Vancouver BC Canada Age: 24 Posts: 1,185 Join Date: Aug 2010	Re: Ask a stupid question.... All by mere coincidence of the infinite chances in the universe. As you may know the size of the universe is quite...mind blowing. ∞ If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?

16th Jun 2011, 02:15 AM	#15
Jonathan Formerly Muzzy Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: Illinois Age: 21 Posts: 3,817 Join Date: Oct 2007	Re: Ask a stupid question.... If the tree still has it's bark, then it sounds like a dog. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? __________________ "In an ideal world, no one would talk before 10 a.m. People would just hug, because waking up is really hard." - Zoey Deschanel

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