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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Spintop, Jun 15, 2011.

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  1. Spintop

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    ...Get a stupid answer

    Here's how it goes:

    Someone posts a question, the next person posts the answer and another question, and so on. here's an example:

    Post #1:

    Q. What would you do if I attacked you with a wet sponge?

    Post #2:

    A. Nuke the sponge from orbit.

    Q. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, then why does he keep doing it?

    And it just continues on like that.

    Now to start: What do i do if my hand is on fire?
     
    #1 Spintop, Jun 15, 2011
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    Stick it in water? Lol IDK...

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
     
    #2 GlindaRose, Jun 15, 2011
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    so that he could get to the stand selling mysterious meat.

    why did the girl go moo?
     
    #3 whiterosebeka, Jun 15, 2011
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    She wanted to be a giraffe...?

    Why does the boy cry wolf?
     
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    Well it wouldn't be the same if he shouted 'DOG!' would it?

    Why is the sky blue?
     
    #5 GlindaRose, Jun 15, 2011
  6. MickiNinaj

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    Have you never seen chicken little?!?! It`s just the bottom of all the spaceships thats blue, not the real sky.

    If I`m completely underwater, am I wet?
     
    #6 MickiNinaj, Jun 15, 2011
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    Nope :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    Why is it that when I drop something it falls to the floor?
     
    #7 Rosina, Jun 15, 2011
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    Coz it wants to?

    Would I get arrested if I run in a police station with a cooked turkey on my head?
     
    #8 Z3ni, Jun 15, 2011
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    Only if that's all you're wearing.

    Why does the Apple logo have a bite taken out of it?
     
    #9 SecretColor, Jun 15, 2011
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    Coz Apple belongs to Satan, ya know coz Eve bit his apple..

    Can Pigs really fly?
     
    #10 Z3ni, Jun 15, 2011
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    If they have a pilot's license they can.

    Why isn't Eeyore (from Winnie the Pooh) on anti-depressants?
     
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    Because he's a heavy drinker.

    Is a zebra black with white stripes or white with black stripes?
     
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    Both; the whole thing was a conspiracy. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    Why do humans exist on Earth?
     
    #13 VireBlaze, Jun 15, 2011
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    All by mere coincidence of the infinite chances in the universe. As you may know the size of the universe is quite...mind blowing. ∞

    If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?
     
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    If the tree still has it's bark, then it sounds like a dog.

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
     
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    Just as much oil a gum boil would boil if a gum boil could boil oil.

    What's a gum boil?
     
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    the thing sticking out of the side of that little old ladies neck.

    why does the wind blow?
     
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    Because it's a promiscuous wrench :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    Why do clouds float?

    ---------- Post added 16th Jun 2011 at 08:44 PM ----------
    Yes. :eusa_clap
     
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    The fairies keep them up there, duh.

    Why does it rain so bloody much in England?
     
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    Because British accents make the sky cry

    Why am I so short?
     
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