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Fairybread · 19th Jun 2011, 04:16 AM

So, i saw this on another LGBT forum I'm on, and thought we could try it here. basically, the idea is to make up a reason why a person can't be LGBT, eg "you can't be gay cos you had a girlfriend once"

or as rediculous as "you cant be LGBT because I wore a yellow top yesterday".

So.. I'll start.

"You can't be lesbian because you aren't butch enough.

Kerze · 19th Jun 2011, 04:24 AM

Well, you can't be gay because you bumped into a girl on the bus that one time.

Just Passing · 19th Jun 2011, 04:36 AM

You can't be gay, because you aren't camp.

Stuie · 19th Jun 2011, 04:51 AM

YOU CAN'T BE GAY BECAUSE YELLOW TOP HAT!

Muffins.

(That is about the most random thing I've EVER posted here.)

Caucus · 19th Jun 2011, 04:58 AM

You can't be gay because your a conservative christian who attends Westboro Baptist church.

Fairybread · 19th Jun 2011, 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stuie

YOU CAN'T BE GAY BECAUSE YELLOW TOP HAT!

Muffins.

(That is about the most random thing I've EVER posted here.)

It is quite random, that's for sure

You can't be gay because your parents are straight and gayness is inherited (which we all know it isn't)

Danny19 · 19th Jun 2011, 05:45 AM

you cant be gay cuz i said so

Holliepop · 19th Jun 2011, 05:47 AM

You can't be bisexual because you haven't been in a threesome with a girl and a boy.

AllSmiles · 19th Jun 2011, 07:36 AM

You can't be gay, because gay is for rednecks

Kerze · 19th Jun 2011, 07:37 AM

You can't be lgbt, you don't know the handshake...

DarkClarity · 19th Jun 2011, 07:43 AM

You can't be bisexual because your power level isn't high enough.

19th Jun 2011, 07:51 AM

You can not be a lesbian because, you never have had sex with a girl

BlueFoxfireS8 · 19th Jun 2011, 07:57 AM

You're can't be bi because you're just kidding(my sister actually told me this).

browneyedboy · 19th Jun 2011, 08:12 AM

You cant be gay because that shirt is sooo last season.

TheLilyTribe · 19th Jun 2011, 10:10 AM

You can't be gay because Harry Potter said so.

heatqueen · 19th Jun 2011, 10:36 AM

You can't be a lesbian, you have to evolve to do that!

STRAIGHT PERSON! GO!

**Martin** · 19th Jun 2011, 10:46 AM

You can't be gay. I'm the only gay in the village.

Holliepop · 19th Jun 2011, 11:04 AM

You can't be bi you have a boyfriend.

(The logic of my mother, ladies and gentlemen xD)

Kidd · 19th Jun 2011, 11:30 AM

You can't be gay because you're too smart.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I have had someone say this to me before. >.>

concklin · 19th Jun 2011, 02:08 PM

you can't be gay because you don't like to shop and you don't dress well

19th Jun 2011, 04:16 AM	#1
Fairybread Flying on broken wings Full Member Gender: Ask again later? (physically female) Orientation: Panromantic Lesbian Out Status: Closet? What closet? Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand Age: 17 Posts: 1,487 Join Date: Apr 2011	You can't be LGBT because... So, i saw this on another LGBT forum I'm on, and thought we could try it here. basically, the idea is to make up a reason why a person can't be LGBT, eg "you can't be gay cos you had a girlfriend once" or as rediculous as "you cant be LGBT because I wore a yellow top yesterday". So.. I'll start. "You can't be lesbian because you aren't butch enough. __________________ *"I wanna celebrate and live my life, saying heyyooo, I live the rainbow"* ~[Fairybread] 3:23pm: I'm attracted to personalities, unless the personality comes with a penis ~

19th Jun 2011, 04:24 AM	#2
Kerze Formerly Concretehands Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: two Location: London Town Age: 17 Posts: 1,297 Join Date: Aug 2010	Re: You can't be LGBT because... Well, you can't be gay because you bumped into a girl on the bus that one time. __________________ Please Understand. We don't want no trouble, we just want the right to be different. That's all. - Pulp/Different Class

19th Jun 2011, 04:36 AM	#3
Just Passing EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Almost there Location: West Midlands Age: 20 Posts: 513 Join Date: May 2011	Re: You can't be LGBT because... You can't be gay, because you aren't camp. __________________ Meh.

19th Jun 2011, 04:51 AM	#4
Stuie Hugs - $POA Full Member Gender: e^(πi) +1 = 0 Orientation: Schnoo Out Status: Moo Cow Location: Canberra, Australia Age: 19 Posts: 1,463 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: You can't be LGBT because... YOU CAN'T BE GAY BECAUSE YELLOW TOP HAT! Muffins. (That is about the most random thing I've EVER posted here.) __________________ STRAAAAAAAAAAAWURUWERT AND THE LESBIANS! MADDATRON3000X's (Maddy) Fag Hag Loves Pauline in the form of the equation f(x): (-∞,2) -> R, 2^-x

19th Jun 2011, 04:58 AM	#5
Caucus Member Regular Member Gender: Female Orientation: bisexual with a leaning towards women Out Status: Some people Location: Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 10 Join Date: Jun 2011	Re: You can't be LGBT because... You can't be gay because your a conservative christian who attends Westboro Baptist church.

19th Jun 2011, 05:45 AM	#7
Danny19 Lets see what happens Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: i love boys!!! Out Status: Some people Location: Los Angeles Age: 19 Posts: 722 Join Date: Jul 2010	Re: You can't be LGBT because... you cant be gay cuz i said so __________________ “Whats meant to be, will always find its way"

19th Jun 2011, 05:47 AM	#8
Holliepop The world is waiting for you. Regular Member Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: on FB, so everyone? Location: Wiltshire, UK. Age: 19 Posts: 362 Join Date: Feb 2011	Re: You can't be LGBT because... You can't be bisexual because you haven't been in a threesome with a girl and a boy. __________________ ♥Cause if I am to go, in my heart you'd grow, and that's where you belong.

19th Jun 2011, 07:36 AM	#9
AllSmiles /J Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Most people Location: Aalborg, Denmark Age: 18 Posts: 490 Join Date: Sep 2009	Re: You can't be LGBT because... You can't be gay, because gay is for rednecks __________________ "You're a good tripod" - Ander Blue "No one's ever said that to me!" - Me We both start laughing

19th Jun 2011, 07:37 AM	#10
Kerze Formerly Concretehands Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: two Location: London Town Age: 17 Posts: 1,297 Join Date: Aug 2010	Re: You can't be LGBT because... You can't be lgbt, you don't know the handshake... __________________ Please Understand. We don't want no trouble, we just want the right to be different. That's all. - Pulp/Different Class

19th Jun 2011, 07:43 AM	#11
DarkClarity Just a miserable pile of secrets. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Kinsey 4 Bisexual. Out Status: Not out at all Location: England, UK Age: 17 Posts: 1,025 Join Date: May 2011	Re: You can't be LGBT because... You can't be bisexual because your power level isn't high enough. __________________ I'm not a human being. I am merely a product of capital. I solely exist to carry out the will of capital. I will work, comsume and die all in order to preserve the status quo, to preserve inequality, famine, poverty and injustice, to preserve individualism and materialism, to preserve Capitalism.

19th Jun 2011, 07:51 AM	#12
lulu165 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: You can't be LGBT because... You can not be a lesbian because, you never have had sex with a girl

19th Jun 2011, 07:57 AM	#13
BlueFoxfireS8 Unstable Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: I took a wrong turn somewhere. Location: Manila, PH Age: 19 Posts: 46 Join Date: Jun 2011	Re: You can't be LGBT because... You're can't be bi because you're just kidding(my sister actually told me this).

19th Jun 2011, 08:12 AM	#14
browneyedboy little monster Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: boysboysboys - we love 'em Out Status: about 5 friends Posts: 409 Join Date: Oct 2010	Re: You can't be LGBT because... You cant be gay because that shirt is sooo last season. __________________ "Take my picture hollywood. . . I wanna be a star"-Lady Gaga

19th Jun 2011, 10:10 AM	#15
TheLilyTribe Yuri is my anti-drug Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Family, friends, and most of the people at school Location: Missouri Age: 17 Posts: 327 Join Date: May 2011	Re: You can't be LGBT because... You can't be gay because Harry Potter said so. __________________ And in the darkest night when evil is about and we ourselves are fearful we find our common tongue— loyalty until death, courage, love.

19th Jun 2011, 10:36 AM	#16
heatqueen Official #1 fan of Celine Dion Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Pansexual/Homoromantic bisexual Out Status: Generally whoever asks Location: I travel a lot Age: 20 Posts: 5,707 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: You can't be LGBT because... You can't be a lesbian, you have to evolve to do that! STRAIGHT PERSON! GO! __________________ Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Co-founder of the 'Sailor Moon Made Me Gay' club...and the lesbians.

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19th Jun 2011, 10:46 AM	#17
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