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You can't be LGBT because...

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  1. Fairybread

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    So, i saw this on another LGBT forum I'm on, and thought we could try it here. basically, the idea is to make up a reason why a person can't be LGBT, eg "you can't be gay cos you had a girlfriend once"

    or as rediculous as "you cant be LGBT because I wore a yellow top yesterday".

    So.. I'll start.

    "You can't be lesbian because you aren't butch enough.
     
    #1 Fairybread, Jun 19, 2011
  2. Kerze

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    Well, you can't be gay because you bumped into a girl on the bus that one time.
     
    #2 Kerze, Jun 19, 2011
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    You can't be gay, because you aren't camp.
     
    #3 Just Passing, Jun 19, 2011
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    YOU CAN'T BE GAY BECAUSE YELLOW TOP HAT!

    Muffins.

    (That is about the most random thing I've EVER posted here.) :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
    #4 Stuie, Jun 19, 2011
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    You can't be gay because your a conservative christian who attends Westboro Baptist church.
     
    #5 Caucus, Jun 19, 2011
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    It is quite random, that's for sure :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    You can't be gay because your parents are straight and gayness is inherited (which we all know it isn't)
     
    #6 Fairybread, Jun 19, 2011
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    you cant be gay cuz i said so
     
    #7 Danny19, Jun 19, 2011
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    You can't be bisexual because you haven't been in a threesome with a girl and a boy.

    :lol:
     
    #8 Holliepop, Jun 19, 2011
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    You can't be gay, because gay is for rednecks :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
    #9 AllSmiles, Jun 19, 2011
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    You can't be lgbt, you don't know the handshake...
     
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    You can't be bisexual because your power level isn't high enough.
     
    #11 DarkClarity, Jun 19, 2011
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    You can not be a lesbian because, you never have had sex with a girl
     
    #12 lulu165, Jun 19, 2011
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    You're can't be bi because you're just kidding(my sister actually told me this). :eusa_doh:
     
    #13 BlueFoxfireS8, Jun 19, 2011
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    You cant be gay because that shirt is sooo last season.
     
    #14 browneyedboy, Jun 19, 2011
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    You can't be gay because Harry Potter said so.
     
    #15 TheLilyTribe, Jun 19, 2011
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    You can't be a lesbian, you have to evolve to do that!

    STRAIGHT PERSON! GO!

    :grin:
     
    #16 GlindaRose, Jun 19, 2011
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    You can't be gay. I'm the only gay in the village.

    [​IMG]
     
    #17 Martin, Jun 19, 2011
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    You can't be bi you have a boyfriend.

    (The logic of my mother, ladies and gentlemen xD)
     
    #18 Holliepop, Jun 19, 2011
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    You can't be gay because you're too smart.

    Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I have had someone say this to me before. >.>
     
    #19 Kidd, Jun 19, 2011
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    you can't be gay because you don't like to shop and you don't dress well
     
    #20 concklin, Jun 19, 2011
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