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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by kuzmaster, Nov 27, 2007.

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  1. kuzmaster

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    Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
     
    #1 kuzmaster, Nov 27, 2007
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    :confused: how? u need 4
     
    #2 EthanS, Nov 27, 2007
  3. kuzmaster

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    *sigh*

    Its a Chuck Norris Joke:

    Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
     
    #3 kuzmaster, Nov 27, 2007
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    Chuck Norris' scientific experiments don't run, they sprint.
     
    #4 Negasta, Nov 27, 2007
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    Chuck Norris dosnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is
     
    #5 kuzmaster, Nov 27, 2007
  6. Latinokid

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    Lol. When Chuck Norris goes into a lake he does'nt get wet the Lake does.
     
    #6 Latinokid, Nov 27, 2007
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    Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight. Not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afriad of him. (well know one but I like it)
     
    #7 SkyTears, Nov 27, 2007
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    My suitemate saw Chuck Norris at a sushi restaurant . . . no joke, he lives in the Dallas area.
     
    #8 sdc91, Nov 27, 2007
  9. Perrygay

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    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did

    Sorry y'all, I couldn't help myself :slight_smile:
     
    #9 Perrygay, Nov 27, 2007
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    I'm related to chuck norris.....seriously no joke a cousin on my moms side
     
    #10 Sam, Nov 27, 2007
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    Immaculate conception?!! Jesus has returned!! lol
     
    #11 sdc91, Nov 27, 2007
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    No woman could possibly give birth to Chuck Norris. So he gave birth to himself.
     
    #12 AlmightyFluffy, Nov 27, 2007
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    Mysteriously, Chuck Norris is like 4,000 years old and his hair isn't graying.
     
    #13 Miaplacidus, Nov 27, 2007
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    Wrong, he was birthed by a woman, but rather than being pushed out, he punched his way out of the womb!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8k3uGzgZIs
     
    #14 Nerdtendo, Nov 27, 2007
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    At the beginning of time, the universe was only a speck of dust. Then Chuck Norris came along, roundhouse-kicked the dust, and told it to get a job. Thus came the universe.
     
    #15 Astaroth, Nov 28, 2007
  16. EthanS

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    why did chuck norris cross the road?


    to round house kick the chicken on the other side
     
    #16 EthanS, Nov 28, 2007
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    Chuck Norris was actually supposed to have died 3,927 years ago. God's just never had the nerve to tell him this.
     
    #17 Rette, Nov 28, 2007
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    What's the difference between God and Chuck Norris? One of them is omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient while the other one is dog spelled backwards.
     
    #18 Astaroth, Nov 28, 2007
  19. EthanS

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    Bruce Lee didnt beat Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris beat Bruce ¬__¬
     
    #19 EthanS, Nov 28, 2007
  20. Spark

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    Chuck Norris doesnt do push ups, he pushes the earth down!
     
    #20 Spark, Nov 28, 2007
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