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Old 5th Dec 2007, 12:43 PM   #1
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Ask a smart question, get a dumb answer

This kind of thread was on another forum that I frequent, so I decided to give it a shot here. Basically, you ask a smart question, and the next poster gives a dumb answer to it. Example.

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: Being not dead.

If you have trouble thinking of a question, try asking something relevant to the answer you gave. I'll start us off.

Q: Why are the days getting shorter?
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Old 5th Dec 2007, 12:44 PM   #2
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Re: Ask a smart question, get a dumb answer

So we can sleep longer.

Why do men have nipples?
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Old 5th Dec 2007, 12:49 PM   #3
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Re: Ask a smart question, get a dumb answer

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Why do men have nipples?
A: Because the word "wimples" was already taken.

Q: What's the easiest way to lose weight?
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Old 5th Dec 2007, 12:50 PM   #4
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take some off??

whats the purpose to life?
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Old 5th Dec 2007, 12:53 PM   #5
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A: To die.

Q: Why do people have kids?
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Old 5th Dec 2007, 12:56 PM   #6
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A: Because there bored
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Old 5th Dec 2007, 01:00 PM   #7
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so they can wank XD

why r there male and female, why not jus one?
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Old 5th Dec 2007, 01:09 PM   #8
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A: Because self-pollinating flowers have already taken that niche.

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Old 5th Dec 2007, 01:11 PM   #9
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nowhere coz when u die ur spririt comes out where u died, so ur in the same place

I heard we onkly use bit small % of our brain what the rest for??
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Old 5th Dec 2007, 01:16 PM   #10
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Re: Ask a smart question, get a dumb answer

A. It's like packing peanuts for the part you do use.

Q. Is there a god?
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Old 5th Dec 2007, 01:20 PM   #11
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Yer its me xD

How was we created?
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Old 5th Dec 2007, 01:23 PM   #12
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computers
(i dont think i should say what i was gonna put donw as an answer lol)


how are babies made?
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Old 5th Dec 2007, 01:28 PM   #13
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a)by the baby-o-matic machine

q) what is the lump on my foot?
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Old 5th Dec 2007, 01:28 PM   #14
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Re: Ask a smart question, get a dumb answer

Because we'd be boring if we were the same

Why do people think?
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Old 5th Dec 2007, 01:43 PM   #15
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Cause they can't think of anything better to do XD

why do people have 5 fingers
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Old 5th Dec 2007, 01:47 PM   #16
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becuase your sixth finger was lost at birth

Why does santa claus live in the north pole? (since its chrismas)
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Old 5th Dec 2007, 01:48 PM   #17
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A - Cuz he wanted to live in Canada!!!

Q - Why is the sky blue?
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Old 5th Dec 2007, 01:51 PM   #18
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Cause jupiter took red

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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Old 5th Dec 2007, 01:57 PM   #19
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A: Not much.

Q: 1 + 2 = ?
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Why is it cold in winter?
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