could you be a gay god

I don't feeeeeeel like Pm'in so I'll post my answers here for all to see.
At the gym, you mostly:

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Hang out in the locker room.
*
Try to pick up chicks.
*
Use those 3 pound weights.
*
Hang out in the steam room.

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Look at your driver's license picture, how do you look?

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Fabulous.
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Like a criminal. In a mugshot. But in Canada we're not allowed to smile.
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I have bags under my eyes, but generally ok.
*
Like a woman.

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Bed and Breakfasts are:

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Places my girlfriend drags me to.
*
Places I would like to own.
*
Nice places for an intimate getaway.
*
Um, the best places ever.
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Like serving breakfast in bed? I don't get it.

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4 4
Look in your pants, what do you see?

*
Bikini briefs
*
My Twig and Berries
*
Boxer Briefs But I'm not wearing any pants :O
*
Tighty Whiteys
*
Boxers
*
Another Man

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5 5
Guys that have small dogs (not puppies, small dogs) are:

*
my friends
*
cute
*
silly
*
meant to be made fun of
*
reasonable

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6 6
When you hug your male friends, you

*
Are crying.
*
Are usually naked.
*
Feel uncomfortable.
*
Have just scored a touchdown.
*
Are hoping to score a "touchdown".

None of these apply to me in any way....
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7 7
Whether you are gay depends on your gender identity. What's yours?

*
Male
*
Male seeking male
*
I choose to identify as female

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8 8
Your socks usually

*
Match your shirt.
*
Match your pants.
*
Are dirty.
*
Match each other.

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9 9
Quick, name a Spice Girl:

*
Ah, that hot one...married to the soccer dude.
*
Sportsky? What about Kylie Minogue? Is she one?
*
EEEEEEK! I love them!
*
Did you know they are getting back together?
*
Scary, Baby, Ginger, Posh and Sporty

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10 10
Complete this sentence: "I will get married _____."

*
in Massachusetts or Vermont.
*
in a lovely ceremony.
*
if she gets pregnant.

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11 11
The dress code at your favorite bar is:

*
As long as you have pants on, you can go in.
*
Burlesque drag.
*
Collared shirts, dress shoes, no jeans.
*
Depends on what theme night it is
*
Assless chaps and studded collars.

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12 12
Which of these jobs sounds closest to what you want?

*
Locker room attendant.
*
Event or party planner.
*
Truck driver.
*
Model. Lol yea right..
*
Gay porn star.

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What do most of your dates look like?

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Paul Newman.
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I like boyish girls with short hair. I guess since there is only one guy choice...I'll go for my favourite type of female. Although I'd probobly not date her...And I hope you mean those girls who are kinda "Artsy" rather then tomboy.
*
Sweet and feminine...men.
a
Curvy and buxom blondes.
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You go to the bar to...
*
Meet chicks
*
Check out the latest fashions
*
Drink beer
*
Dance
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You drink wine...
*
If that's all there is Although probobly not then...I haven't recovered from last christmas
*
On a regular basis
*
In a beer glass
*
With baked brie and crackers
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Your favorite movie is...
*
The Godfather
*
Rambo
*
Brokeback Mountain
*
Say Anything

....*shrugs* I don't really like any of those movies.

I think I failed.

 

At the gym, you mostly:
Use those 3 pound weights.

Look at your driver's license picture, how do you look?
Like a woman.

Bed and Breakfasts are:
Like serving breakfast in bed? I don't get it.

Look in your pants, what do you see?
Boxer Briefs

Guys that have small dogs (not puppies, small dogs) are:
meant to be made fun of

When you hug your male friends, you
Are crying. (Though none really apply.)

Whether you are gay depends on your gender identity. What's yours?
I choose to identify as female (Because I am!)

Your socks usually
Match each other. (Usually.)

Quick, name a Spice Girl:
Scary, Baby, Ginger, Posh and Sporty

Complete this sentence: "I will get married _____."
in Massachusetts or Vermont.

The dress code at your favorite bar is:
Depends on what theme night it is

Which of these jobs sounds closest to what you want?
Event or party planner.

What do most of your dates look like?
Curvy and buxom blondes.

You go to the bar to...
Drink beer

You drink wine...
With baked brie and crackers

Your favorite movie is...
None of the above.

 

hang out in the steam room

Like a criminal. In a mugshot

Nice Places for an intimate getaway

my twig and berries

meant to be made fun of

are hoping to score a "touchdown"

male seeking male

match your pants

uuuuhhhhh. I don't know how to answer this one. I knew one but not the rest

in MA or VT

As long as you have pants on you can go in

none, but i guess Model

again, none of the above, but I guess Paul Newman (whoever that is)

dance (and drink beer)

If that's all there is

of those (brokeback)

 

DEMI-GOD? Awww come on!


Whatever...I'm stealing fire from all y'all and given it to the mortals.
Demi-god in yo face!

 

At the gym, you mostly:

Use those 3 pound weights.

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2 2
Look at your driver's license picture, how do you look?

*Like a criminal. In a mugshot.

#
3 3
Bed and Breakfasts are:

Like serving breakfast in bed? I don't get it.

#
4 4
Look in your pants, what do you see?


Boxers


#
5 5
Guys that have small dogs (not puppies, small dogs) are:


*
cute

#
6 6
When you hug your male friends, you


*
Are hoping to score a "touchdown".

#
7 7
Whether you are gay depends on your gender identity. What's yours?


*
Male seeking male

#
8 8
Your socks usually
*
Match each other.

#
9 9
Quick, name a Spice Girl:

*
EEEEEEK! I love them!


#
10 10
Complete this sentence: "I will get married _____."

*
in a lovely ceremony.


#
11 11
The dress code at your favorite bar is:

*
Depends on what theme night it is


#
12 12
Which of these jobs sounds closest to what you want?

*
Event or party planner.

#
13 13
What do most of your dates look like?

*
Sweet and feminine...men.

#
14 14
You go to the bar to...

*
Dance
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15 15
You drink wine...
*
If that's all there is

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16 16
Your favorite movie is...

*
Brokeback Mountain

 

I'll just bold out my answers
At the gym, you mostly:

*
Hang out in the locker room.
*
Try to pick up chicks.
*
Use those 3 pound weights.
(or more)
*
Hang out in the steam room.

#
2 2
Look at your driver's license picture, how do you look?

*
Fabulous.
*
Like a criminal. In a mugshot.
*
I have bags under my eyes, but generally ok.
*
Like a woman.
I don't have a driving's license
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3 3
Bed and Breakfasts are:

*
Places my girlfriend drags me to.
*
Places I would like to own.
*
Nice places for an intimate getaway.
*
Um, the best places ever.
*
Like serving breakfast in bed? I don't get it.

#
4 4
Look in your pants, what do you see?

*
Bikini briefs
*
My Twig and Berries
*
Boxer Briefs
*
Tighty Whiteys
*
Boxers
*
Another Man

#
5 5
Guys that have small dogs (not puppies, small dogs) are:

*
my friends
*
cute
*
silly
*
meant to be made fun of
*
reasonable

#
6 6
When you hug your male friends, you

*
Are crying.
*
Are usually naked.
*
Feel uncomfortable.
*
Have just scored a touchdown.
*
Are hoping to score a "touchdown".

#
7 7
Whether you are gay depends on your gender identity. What's yours?

*
Male
*
Male seeking male
*
I choose to identify as female

#
8 8
Your socks usually

*
Match your shirt.
*
Match your pants.
*
Are dirty.
*
Match each other.

#
9 9
Quick, name a Spice Girl:

*
Ah, that hot one...married to the soccer dude.
*
Sportsky? What about Kylie Minogue? Is she one?
*
EEEEEEK! I love them!
*
Did you know they are getting back together?
*
Scary, Baby, Ginger, Posh and Sporty

#
10 10
Complete this sentence: "I will get married _____."

*
in Massachusetts or Vermont.
*
in a lovely ceremony.
*
if she gets pregnant.
In a neverhundred hours
#
11 11
The dress code at your favorite bar is:

*
As long as you have pants on, you can go in.
*
Burlesque drag.
*
Collared shirts, dress shoes, no jeans.
*
Depends on what theme night it is
*
Assless chaps and studded collars.

#
12 12
Which of these jobs sounds closest to what you want?

*
Locker room attendant.
*
Event or party planner.
*
Truck driver.
*
Model.
*
Gay porn star.
(None of the Above)
#
13 13
What do most of your dates look like?

*
Paul Newman.
*
I like boyish girls with short hair.
*
Sweet and feminine...men.
a
Curvy and buxom blondes.
Regular dudes
14 14
You go to the bar to...
*
Meet chicks
*
Check out the latest fashions
*
Drink beer
*
Dance
#
15 15
You drink wine...
*
If that's all there is
*
On a regular basis
*
In a beer glass
*
With baked brie and crackers
#
16 16
Your favorite movie is...
*
The Godfather
*
Rambo
*
Brokeback Mountain
*
Say Anything
Too many to mention but The Shawshank Redemption first comes to mind.

 

Answers in bold!
At the gym, you mostly:

*
Hang out in the locker room.
*
Try to pick up chicks.
*
Use those 3 pound weights.
*
Hang out in the steam room.

#
2 2
Look at your driver's license picture, how do you look?

*
Fabulous. (On buss pass etc, i always look fabulous
*
Like a criminal. In a mugshot.
*
I have bags under my eyes, but generally ok.
*
Like a woman.

#
3 3
Bed and Breakfasts are:

*
Places my girlfriend drags me to.
*
Places I would like to own.
*
Nice places for an intimate getaway.
*
Um, the best places ever.
*
Like serving breakfast in bed? I don't get it.

#
4 4
Look in your pants, what do you see?

*
Bikini briefs
*
My Twig and Berries
*
Boxer Briefs
*
Tighty Whiteys
*
Boxers
*
Another Man

#
5 5
Guys that have small dogs (not puppies, small dogs) are:

*
my friends
*
cute
*
silly
*
meant to be made fun of
*
reasonable

#
6 6
When you hug your male friends, you

*
Are crying.
*
Are usually naked.
*
Feel uncomfortable. (I have always been uncomfortable with hugs and therefore rarely have any)
*
Have just scored a touchdown.
*
Are hoping to score a "touchdown".

#
7 7
Whether you are gay depends on your gender identity. What's yours?

*
Male
*
Male seeking male
*
I choose to identify as female

#
8 8
Your socks usually

*
Match your shirt.
*
Match your pants.
*
Are dirty.
*
Match each other.

#
9 9
Quick, name a Spice Girl:

*
Ah, that hot one...married to the soccer dude.
*
Sportsky? What about Kylie Minogue? Is she one?
*
EEEEEEK! I love them!
*
Did you know they are getting back together?
*
Scary, Baby, Ginger, Posh and Sporty
None, I don't know pop music, and don't know the spice girl's.
#
10 10
Complete this sentence: "I will get married _____."

*
in Massachusetts or Vermont.
*
in a lovely ceremony.
*
if she gets pregnant.

#
11 11
The dress code at your favorite bar is:

*
As long as you have pants on, you can go in.
*
Burlesque drag.
*
usually collared shirts, chinos, sometimes jeans
*
Depends on what theme night it is
*
Assless chaps and studded collars.

#
12 12
Which of these jobs sounds closest to what you want?

*
Locker room attendant.
*
Event or party planner.
*
Truck driver.
*
Model.
*
Gay porn star.

#
13 13
What do most of your dates look like?

*
Paul Newman.
*
I like boyish girls with short hair.
*
Sweet and feminine...men. (any type of man really)
a
Curvy and buxom blondes.
#
14 14
You go to the bar to...
*
Meet chicks (well men)
*
Check out the latest fashions
*
Drink beer
*
Dance
#
15 15
You drink wine...
*
If that's all there is
*
On a regular basis (I prefer beer)
*
In a beer glass
*
With baked brie and crackers
#
16 16
Your favorite movie is...
*
The Godfather
*
Rambo
*
Brokeback Mountain
*
Say Anything
I haven't watched any of those, I have many good movies, Ted, terminator, iron man, Quentin tarintino films, Scott pilgrim, alien. To many to name but usually action or comedy
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I imagine I will get something bad?

 

Correction I am the gay rainbow god.

 

And I am the "Stewie griffin" like gay

 

I need NO quiz to know Im a universal Omnipotent God.

Besides, most of those questions do not even relate to me or my life.