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Ask A Dumb Question, Get a Smart Answer!

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Ty, Dec 10, 2007.

  1. Ty

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    An opposite to another thread! I think this may be quite fun soo....
    Try and make your answers as long as possible and add in really unneccessary vocab just to try and make yourself seem smart =p bluff if you have to

    Im looking forward to seeing the answers.....


    Shall i begin?


    What's 1 + 1 ?
     
  2. Zak

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    fish

    hablo tu espanol?
     
  3. Psych!

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    El sintaxis de tu pregunta está incorrecto. La forma correcta de escribirlo seria "¿Tu hablas español?"

    When's lunch?
     
  4. Zak

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    lol. 5 hours ago,

    im only in spanish 1, give break. LOL>

    who is reid?
     
  5. Ty

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    Reid is the supendous jolly old chap that prefers a light cress sandwhich before 5 as it is common courtsey. The original proposition though " who is reid" is rather open ended as there can be many reid's in this world we live in today, and as such, i cannot give you a definite answer, but the aforementioned "light cress" reid is a dear friend of mine who lives on number 69 squitchy lane.

    L0L hOW DO YOU SPELL PHOODZ?
     
  6. Psych!

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    Foods.

    Why is the sky blue?
     
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    Because it needs cheering up.

    How much is that doggy in the window?
     
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    he's $1300USD, considering he's a purebred showdog, suitable for breeding, with proper certifications and up-to-date vaccination records.

    How come I gots an itch on my neck?
     
  9. Zak

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    b/c u probably have hives

    Why do i luv fergies songs?!?!? =)
     
  10. Psych!

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    Because her vocals appeal to several age and gender groups at the same time.

    Why does my head hurt?
     
  11. Zak

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    b/c ur abdomanl cortex gidmahydroplim is acting up.(i just made tht up , hehe )

    SOULJA BOY-CRANK THAT

    why dont the preps rule the world?
     
  12. Psych!

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    Simple.
    The vast majority of the world is "ruled," you might say, by people that are more interested in certain activities that arouse entertainment.
    Factors such as good manners are simply outrageous for human-kind.

    Why do people talk in such a refined manner?
     
  13. Zak

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    so they can impress their children or their elders.

    Why do i have a stufy nose?
     
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    Because the mucus has built up as a symptom of a cold, maybe

    How do people rub their stomach and pat their head at the same time?
     
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    he nerves is their hands..i can do it sooooo well

    hehe

    why was 8 afraid of 7?
     
  16. waitingsucks

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    Because 7, 8, 9. I mean the centrifuge created between 7 and 8 (7.5) made it Impossible for 8 to escape the phyco murderous 7.

    Where does chocolate milk come from?
     
  17. Nerdtendo

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    First, your brain sends impulses to one hand, for example and heren known as the Right hand, for it to raise above the head, gently rest on the head, and lift up slightly to repeat the process. Simultaniously, the brain also sends more impulses to the other hand, for example and heren known as the Left hand, to presh lightly on the stomach reagion, and create a round motion whilist remaning contact with the skin.

    ...*edit, since posts where made befor this.*

    A Cow will eat grass, and it will digest in the cow's four stomachs. the Farmer may then use a method called 'milking' to eject the byproduct, known as milk, and saturate and clean it. then, it is shipped to a Milk processing plant to be refined and added with surgure to create the Chocolet milk you see.

    *Innocently.* Why does no one look like me on freinds?
     
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  18. waitingsucks

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    The simple reason behind that is that when the casting director looked for people for the show, they made a simple rule to go by which was that they could have no one even looking like Nerdtendo. It had already been done before on Ally McBeal

    Where does chocolate milk come from?
     
  19. Urman

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    From cats

    can anyone translate
    01000101 01101101 01110000 01110100 01111001 00100000 01000011 01101100 01101111 01110011 01100101 01110100 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 01110011 01110100
     
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