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Make a joke!

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Zak, Dec 10, 2007.

  1. Zak

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    In this thread, i kinda just thought of it. In this thread, you will write down a joke. Some may have answers some may not. They have to be approprate tho.

    k, ill start


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  2. waitingsucks

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    Because 7 8 9 (seven ate nine) GEDIT???

    Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
     
  3. Zak

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    hmmmm.....b/c he had no body to go with. is th right? i think i knew tht from lik 3rd grde. ok

    How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?
     
  4. waitingsucks

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    Seventeen! (Btw it was no body to go with)

    How to you make a handkerchief dance?
     
  5. Zak

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    put a little boogey in it......soo original

    How do you kill a blonde?(there are many answers to this one)
     
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    He'd chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris
    Why was there no ice cream on the dog house?
     
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  7. Zak

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    not the lightest idea

    Chuck norris doesn't shave: he kicks himslf in the face, cause the only thing tht can cut chuck norris is huck norris!
     
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    Sorry for not being original, ;(
     
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    What did the fish say when he hit a wall?
     
  10. Levi

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    Dam,

    What did one magnet say to the other?
     
  11. crimsonarcher

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    don't be so negative?


    Why was the egg out of money?
     
  12. BlasttheCloset

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    Because it was broke!

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    At Tim's Terrier & Tablesaw Emporium?

    So, a panda walks into a bar...
     
  14. waitingsucks

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    He's knocked unconscious! no?

    What do u call a deer that has lost both of it's eyes?
     
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    A blind deer?

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
     
  16. waitingsucks

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    It saw a mirage of a hot Chicky babe!

    Why did the chicken cross the park?
     
  17. BlasttheCloset

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    Nope. You find it wherever you left it. :thumbsup: