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...because Clint Eastwood says so!

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Katelynn, Dec 2, 2011.

  1. Katelynn

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    OK, so there was this thing I saw on FB, a pic of Clint Eastwood with a quote from him on his thoughts on gay marriage & that he basically has no issue with people just wanting to be happy. This was obviously worded in true Eastwood style, & it got me to thinking. What else would Clint be firm on the subject of? Then I started thinking about all of those silly Chuck Norris sayings (& I'll admit, the ...and the lesbians thread came into mind as well) &, being the silly girl I am, started thinking about the amusing combinations when you put the two of these thoughts together. So I thought I'd start a thread & see what we can all come up with; maybe we can even all get a laugh from it! I'll start...

    Gravity is Chuck Norris' bitch, but only because Clint Eastwood says so!!!

    And here we go!!! Can't wait to see what people come up with. And by no means, don't feel like you need to include Chuck in any of this. Just let your imagination go & think of things that Clint would say!
     
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    I got up before the sun rose this morning...because Clint Eastwood said so.
     
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    I can't go to sleep before midnight tonight... because Clint Eastwood said so!
     
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    I still sometimes play Outlaw (1997) by LucasArts... because Clint Eastwood said so.
     
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    I gyrate my hips like a gay drunk madman on the dancefloor...Because Clint Eastwood said so.
     
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    I'm knitting while listening to death metal.... because Clint Eastwood said so.
     
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    I was going to be a lesbian...but I had to be bisexual, because Clint Eastwood said so!