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AloneOutHere · 6th Jan 2012, 02:24 PM

Just thought it would be fun if everyone posted the funniest joke they know..

lets see who can come up with the funniest

yo mama's so stupid she failed a survey

Mercy · 6th Jan 2012, 02:40 PM

i had such a bad week and came on ec and seen this This ^ is hope for me

NoName114 · 6th Jan 2012, 02:46 PM

No but my life has officaly became a circle in hell

malachite · 6th Jan 2012, 03:04 PM

I scoffed at hotel guest who was mad we didn't have shuttle to take him next door, does that count?

Sunsetting · 6th Jan 2012, 09:00 PM

7 times, my mother has left the grocery store, walked to her car, and gotten into 7 different cars over the past six months that were NOT HERS... the worst was when one owner knocked on the window as she was sitting in the passenger seat and asked if she was stealing the car. my mother had to plop her eyeballs back in the sockets and decided that she'd better just scurry off and find her own car.... gotta love mom

super confused · 15th Apr 2012, 04:05 PM

The other day, while in a crowded room, I randomly said, "Oh, my God! Who put that piano there?" Everyone looked around. The crowded room was an elevator.

Mercy · 13th May 2012, 07:03 PM

i tripped up the stairs today not down

HeavenSchmeaven · 13th May 2012, 08:19 PM

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

6th Jan 2012, 02:24 PM	#1
AloneOutHere LAX LSM Regular Member Gender: Imma bro not a hoe Orientation: Dicks not Chicks Out Status: I came out 5-3-12 Location: Estados Unidos Age: 15 Posts: 172 Join Date: Dec 2011	Have You Laughed Today? Just thought it would be fun if everyone posted the funniest joke they know.. lets see who can come up with the funniest yo mama's so stupid she failed a survey

6th Jan 2012, 02:40 PM	#2
Mercy EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: A few people Posts: 1,412 Join Date: Jul 2011	Re: Have You Laughed Today? i had such a bad week and came on ec and seen this This ^ is hope for me __________________ Some times the ones you least expect too whal in to your life and change it for the better

6th Jan 2012, 02:46 PM	#3
NoName114 Dorian Grey-ish Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: committed to a amazing guy Age: 15 Posts: 214 Join Date: Oct 2011	Re: Have You Laughed Today? No but my life has officaly became a circle in hell

6th Jan 2012, 03:04 PM	#4
malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Have You Laughed Today? I scoffed at hotel guest who was mad we didn't have shuttle to take him next door, does that count? __________________ It's the 21st century, your bigotry is outdated. Either upgrade or go away.

6th Jan 2012, 09:00 PM	#5
Sunsetting Banned Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: bi, straight, gay Out Status: to some family and friends Location: New York Age: 42 Posts: 950 Join Date: Dec 2011	Re: Have You Laughed Today? 7 times, my mother has left the grocery store, walked to her car, and gotten into 7 different cars over the past six months that were NOT HERS... the worst was when one owner knocked on the window as she was sitting in the passenger seat and asked if she was stealing the car. my mother had to plop her eyeballs back in the sockets and decided that she'd better just scurry off and find her own car.... gotta love mom

15th Apr 2012, 04:05 PM	#6
super confused Still Painting Flowers Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Gay and Pan-romantic Out Status: Just acting like it's common knowledge :D Location: Connecticut Age: 18 Posts: 240 Join Date: Apr 2012	Re: Have You Laughed Today? The other day, while in a crowded room, I randomly said, "Oh, my God! Who put that piano there?" Everyone looked around. The crowded room was an elevator. __________________ If you're going to fail, at least fail like a winner. Yes I am, and no you can't watch.

13th May 2012, 07:03 PM	#7
Mercy EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: A few people Posts: 1,412 Join Date: Jul 2011	Re: Have You Laughed Today? i tripped up the stairs today not down __________________ Some times the ones you least expect too whal in to your life and change it for the better

13th May 2012, 08:19 PM	#8
HeavenSchmeaven Newbie Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: A few people Location: Richmond, VA Posts: 8 Join Date: May 2012	Re: Have You Laughed Today? Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

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