Just thought it would be fun if everyone posted the funniest joke they know.. lets see who can come up with the funniest yo mama's so stupid she failed a survey :roflmao:
7 times, my mother has left the grocery store, walked to her car, and gotten into 7 different cars over the past six months that were NOT HERS... the worst was when one owner knocked on the window as she was sitting in the passenger seat and asked if she was stealing the car. my mother had to plop her eyeballs back in the sockets and decided that she'd better just scurry off and find her own car.... gotta love mom
The other day, while in a crowded room, I randomly said, "Oh, my God! Who put that piano there?" Everyone looked around. The crowded room was an elevator.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
