This Form will Change your Life!

or 365 Daily Instructions For Hystarical Living!

This form will be updated daily from my little handbook, which, if populer enough, will have a picture of it put up at the end of the 365 time period.

It should be noted that some things from my guide book are somewhat questionable in some people's morals and guidelines. this is fine. You do not need to follow every little rule.

However, if you do, you will find that your life is MUCH diffrent.

January 2, 2008

Day One: Warm Up.

As this is your first day, you should warm up with an easy task that will only change your life a little bit.

Please choose one of the following options:

Do one press-up.
Preform a striptease (in private).
Triple-tie your shoelaces.
learn to play "chopsticks" on the piano.
increase your typeing speed by three words a minute.
Jaywalk in a predestrian zone.
Set all your clocks to exactly the right time.
Whisper a white lie when no one is listning.
Fantasize about your partner (if single, yourself).
Use a diffrent thickness comb.
Say 'yo; instead of 'hello' (or the revuse).
Hold the phone up to your other ear.
Tell someone your middle name.
Try a new sandwich filling.
Leave work five minutes early (if unemployed, get out of bed five minutes later).
Bookmark a new website.
Give your genitalia pet names.
Decide which one of your toes is the prettiest.
Insult an insect (Spiders dont count).
Go on a one-minute hunger strike.

And for the crazy people who wish to dive into the deep end, contact me, and I'll give you a random task that will be shared with other's in the future days (limit one random task per account).

I would suggest you post up notes of the task you've done in the form.

If this form must be deleated for inapropriet content, please inform me ASAP so I may change it to something else. I refer to my guide book otherwise. But to be honest, the worst thing that will happen is probably something like jaywalking, but I will put up a red Caution sign befor it.

The reasion behind this form is to help people extend there boundries and try new things. (great exersize for those of whom in the closet and wanna get out: "If I do thease crazy things, Closet-leaving might not be so bad!" :icon_bigg )

 

Jaywalking is crossing the street where there isnt a cross signal.

 

Yo, I'm Riley Joel Redman, and I'm here to say,
The ants in the yard are gonna pay!
I dont play much of the Piano,
but I type Chopsticks, not the normal way, no!
So now I'm gonna stop tryin to rap,
cuse it's all just comeing out like a pile of c***!

 

Heh, for that, you get a special message from me to give you a heads-up on a later task. check your in-box.

 

Hello! Welcome to...

January 3, 2008

Day two: The Love of your Life.

Today, Gaze upon everyone, wondering if they might be the one true love of your life, the one destened for you and you alone, and weither you might be passing them by forever. act in consequence. (if your in a relationship, treat today's victem as a mear infatuation, but other wise, no exuses!)

 

If your tuneing in early today, it's...

January 4, 2008

Day Three: Today, throw away something you really like. (Something non-liveing, so dont think you can just dump your relationship like yesterday. also, they wouldnt fit in the Bin/Can.)

 

Dont worry, it wont die. I assure you. ...least not untill all 365 days are done.