Funniest Typos/Autocorrects

There's something called "Viagra." :icon_cool

 

My personal favourite was when I texted a friend asking where she was in a massive store. I got the reply "Shootings", immediately followed by "...shoes."

 

"Auto correct can go straight to he'll" :roflmao:

Not actually my quote but funny nonetheless.

 

My phone does this weird lengthening and guessing what I'm going to say thing without giving me to option to not accept the suggestion. And I don't tend to look at the screen when texting.

It turned om nom nom into "omit nominally nominally" the other day. I thought that was funny.

 

I can't think of any I have done, but this topic reminded me of this

Damn You Auto Correct! » The 25 Funniest Autocorrects Of DYAC’s First Year

 

Best.

 

I've spent many an afternoon (and many a pair of now-soggy pants) laughing at DYAC.

The funniest one my phone has done is turning duck into dick, which when you're talking about a pond full of them is rather funny.

 

I do erotic roleplay. As I'm describing sex scenes I will get something like "he rubbed against Character's thingy with his coco to prepare for a good hard ducking at the bottle of the stairs."

Thingy=thigh
coco=cock
ducking=fucking
bottle=bottom

Oh, some girl named Michelle keeps popping up in my conversations without permission too. She comes up a lot when I try to type "much."

(by the way, that isn't actually an example of how I write, but an easy way to put all these embarrassing auto-corrects into one space.)

 

Once, the royal family couple (whatever their names are) came to my part of LA on a visit and we walked down to see the motorcade. I texted my friend "We're watching that royal wedding couple drive through my neighborhood." His reply was "ARE YOU SENSUAL???". I said "Well, no, Jorge, I like you, but not like that."
He meant serious.

 

I've had a couple, but this thread immediately made me think of the Aziz Ansari autocorrect bit [it's very NSFW because of language, just curse words]:
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2EagfJlhB4[/YOUTUBE]

 

I used to apologise in advance when I was online on my ipod. Can't remember many specific examples, but I do recall some rather ineffective swearing.... ducking he'll ipod, what the duck?

 

What the f***,
Auto correct: What the funk

 

Friend: see you there!
Me: klingon
Me: kk.
Me. I said kk, not klingon

Guess my phone likes Startrek.

 

Duck you you ducking asshole!