Here are a list of strange things that I've used to start off a conversation: While I was in the mental hospital... (i actually have stayed in a mental hospital, but that's a different story) Does anybody know what "Neesh" means? Did you know that a starfish can regurgitate it's stomach if it ate something poisonous? What the fudge muffins?
My faves are "ANYWAY...." or just generally acting as if the subject is of zero importance... "Now that's over..." etc
"I see you like ____. I love ____! You have such good taste..." Most often used in libraries when young males have made the mistake of crossing me, AKA taking the one copy of the book I want. Probably wrong to do, but NO one keeps me from my books, and 10 times out of 10, I eventually get the book. Kekeke...
"I was going to tell you something... but I forgot." LOL it sounds stupid but it always seems to work for me.
*Throws some ice on the floor* "now that the ice is broken..." ROFL! actually I've never tried that but I love it! I usually just smile shyly and wait for the other person to approach, rarely works. Thinking of giving grinning maniacally a go.. XD