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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Choucho, Jan 17, 2008.

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  1. Choucho

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    It's kind of like "Corrupt a Wish" and "Ask a stupid question" mixed into one topic, only a bit different.
    The first person to post (me, obviously) asks a question (or makes a statement). The next person answers with Good News:
    Bad News:
    (or vise versa, order doesn't matter, whatever works best for your answers)
    They then ask their own question, and it carries on until the end of time.

    Example:
    Question: When will I die?
    Good news: It won't be until you're 90.
    Bad news: It will be painful.

    Okay, so... go!

    I want to win the lottery.
     
    #1 Choucho, Jan 17, 2008
  2. mostashio

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    Good news: You'll win tomorrow!!
    Bad news: You have a 1 in a billion chance.

    Question: Will i find love?
     
    #2 mostashio, Jan 17, 2008
  3. DJ Sweetz

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    Good News: You'll actually win it.
    Bad News: You'll be one of the thousands who one the lottery at once and you'll end up getting a buck fifty.

    EDIT: Too Late so um...

    Good News: Yes you will.
    Bad News: You will find it, but he/she has braces and the first time you two kiss, your lips will be permanently stuck in them.

    I want an easier way to style my hair.
     
    #3 DJ Sweetz, Jan 17, 2008
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  4. Brett

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    Good news: You find some awesome gel!
    Bad news: It costs $50 a bottle and you find out that the main ingredient is hippo cum.


    Will I ever find a BF?
     
    #4 Brett, Jan 17, 2008
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    Good News: You'll find the hottest BF ever, TOMORROW!
    Bad News: Your dad comes out the closet, leaves your mom, and steals your boyfriend.

    Oh wow, that was randomly harsh, I'm sorry

    Question: I want to get a car, but I don't have enough money just yet.
     
    #5 BabyBoy, Jan 17, 2008
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    Good News: You'll get the car of your dreams for free.
    Bad News: You'll steal the car and be famous for being in a car chase on your local news station even tho you'll be arrested and get sent to rehab and end up becoming of those crazy partying celebs who occasionally goes back.

    I want a better cell phone.
     
    #6 DJ Sweetz, Jan 17, 2008
  7. Brett

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    good news: you get the money and buy a Porshe
    bad news:You get the mooney by becoming a man whore and get 15 STD's and you have to sell the car to pay the medical bills

    There now were even

    I want to loose weight
     
    #7 Brett, Jan 17, 2008
  8. Brett

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    Dang missed it

    Good News: You get an I phone
    Bad News: You touch the screen too hard and break it and youre parents kill you

    I want to loose weight
     
    #8 Brett, Jan 17, 2008
  9. DJ Sweetz

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    Good News: You do lose weight. You'll find a diet plan where they send you tons cake and claim you can eat all this cake and still lose weight.
    Bad News: THE CAKE IS A LIE (couldn't resist from doing a Portal reference lol) and you gain back 3 times your regular weight.

    I want to be in a rock band!
     
    #9 DJ Sweetz, Jan 17, 2008
  10. Brett

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    Good news: you start an awesome band! And you sell 5 mill albums
    Bad news: I'm your biggest (literally) and I fall on you and crush you trying to get ur autograph.
     
    #10 Brett, Jan 18, 2008
  11. Martin

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    Good news: You never asked a question so you can't get bad news.
    Bad news: I lied. Everybody thinks you're a fool. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    I want to control everybody. :sunglasses:
     
    #11 Martin, Jan 18, 2008
  12. Gustav

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    Good news: they will willingly submit to you
    Bad news: they will be incapable of the most simplest task

    I want to go into space
     
    #12 Gustav, Jan 18, 2008
  13. Arioch8688

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    Good News: You'll get recruited for a space shuttle mission and make it to space.
    Bad News: Bad trajectories were set and you accidentally fly too far out and never make it back to Earth

    I want to be a Broadway performer!
     
    #13 Arioch8688, Jan 18, 2008
  14. Choucho

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    Good news: You go, and manage to come back in one piece.
    Bad news: You also contract some absurd space virus and start bleeding from your pores.

    I wish cashews didn't cost so much.

    Edit: Darn.

    Good news: You become a Broadway performer.
    Bad news: You get a stalker who secretly sets up the stage so you will fall off, and he will catch you, and then a helicopter will come and he takes you away and accidentally shoots you in the leg once when you try to escape.

    I still wish cashews didn't cost so much.
     
    #14 Choucho, Jan 18, 2008
  15. Arioch8688

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    Good News: Cashew prices go waaaay down!
    Bad News: It's because no one was buying them and they go off the market entirely.

    I wish I wasn't out of gummi bears... :icon_sad:
     
    #15 Arioch8688, Jan 18, 2008
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    u.u My cashews...

    Good news: You now have all the gummi bears you'll ever need.
    Bad news: All the gummi bears you'll ever need is one, because someone crashes through your house as a result of a horrible sky diving incident, and when you wake up you have amnesia and an intense phobia of gummies.

    I wish the ozone layer would revert itself back to its complete state.
     
    #16 Choucho, Jan 18, 2008
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    Good news: The ozone layer prepared itself
    Bad news: A mahussive comet wipes out mankind.

    I wish i could mind read
     
    #17 Martin, Jan 18, 2008
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    Good news: you can read anyones mind
    Bad news: ppl find out and kill you :roflmao:

    I want a bf
     
    #18 pyroboy74, Jan 18, 2008
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    Good news: you get one
    Bad news: he's really a GIRL!

    I want a new computer.
     
    #19 Alexander, Jan 18, 2008
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    good news: your new computer has high speed
    bad news: it goes so fast it breaks

    hahaha

    I wish i looked better :bang:
     
    #20 pyroboy74, Jan 18, 2008
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