In this game each poster will add a line to an EC fairy tale. Please limit what you write to one sentence adding on to the story. Let's see if our fairy lives happily ever after! I'll start: Once upon a time in the queendom of ECtopia, there lived a handsome young fairy named Lance, which was short for Lance A Lot.
Tink, obviously shocked by her close encounter with death, stood stunned in the middle of the road and had to force herself to move towards the sidewalk.
The evil warlock George W. Bush noticed Tink on the road and sped up his car in an attempt to hit her.
But it happened to be in the process of being dumped, as it was a regular trash day, and this can was up for its turn. Lance, suddenly realizing what had happened, broke through the Banana Republic window, from which he had been shopping and flew quickly to the elevated can, using his degradatory fairy dust on the steel arms which lifted the can, but the can was too high; Tink had fallen inside, as the metal arms dissolved crudely, with the rest of the refuse. "Lance!" she screamed, as the crushing component was slowly closing.
^^ One sentence FTW, right? Lance hurried over to the man operating the trash compactor and pulled him out of the truck.
Oh... I didn't see the one sentence thing haha, well, it needed spicing up I can write Jamesian sentences haha But, it was too late; the switch was pulled and stuck-- the crusher closing even further, muffling Tink's shrieks of terror to the point that they could not be heard.
Lance jumped out of the truck and grabbed the operator, jumped onto the trash compactor and wedged his head into the crusher to stop it from closing.
The crusher, however, was conditioned to crush things of much greater strength than the paltry human skull; slowly, ever so slowly, it kept closing.
Luckily, Lance had a magicall sword named ECcalibur and it glowed and stalled the crusher while at the same time calling a magical unicorn to the injurned fellas and after they werre healed they flew off to prance around in magical cupcake meadowland. One sentance I checked!