So. I posted a "then and now" picture comparison of my girlfriend and me on a facebook page, since they have a lot of albums meant for pictures of happy gay couples. We're very cute together. Anyhoo, my girlfriend has always been quite androgynous. So, naturally, le wild homophobe posts a troll comment! (I know he's doing it on purpose. I facebook stalked him.) Voila troll. I want a witty comeback to make, hopefully with a burn involved. His first name is Les. Go, minions! ^.^
How about: I think you are mistaking this page for either an IQ test or a seeing test. Although it's neither I will still kindly give you your results: IQ= 0 Visual impairment: Extremely bad Have a horrible day
"Awh, a jealous bigot! #GetYourOwnGirlfriend " Edit: Or perhaps something more aggressive? Like: "That's* If you're going to be a pathetic, bigoted asshole, at least use correct grammar.
I have the number of a great opthamologist, it looks like you could really use one. You can thank me later.
It's a guy, I'm assuming... le wild homophobe Go at his gender if he's so comfortable in it! "A girl and a guy as nice? You oughta get yourself a boyfriend then!"