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Calling all witty and sarcastic people!

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Delta, Jul 28, 2012.

  1. Delta

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    So. I posted a "then and now" picture comparison of my girlfriend and me on a facebook page, since they have a lot of albums meant for pictures of happy gay couples. We're very cute together. Anyhoo, my girlfriend has always been quite androgynous. So, naturally, le wild homophobe posts a troll comment! (I know he's doing it on purpose. I facebook stalked him.)

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    Voila troll.

    I want a witty comeback to make, hopefully with a burn involved. His first name is Les. Go, minions! ^.^
     
  2. Calico

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    How about:

    I think you are mistaking this page for either an IQ test or a seeing test. Although it's neither I will still kindly give you your results:
    IQ= 0
    Visual impairment: Extremely bad
    Have a horrible day :slight_smile:
     
  3. Browncoat

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    "Awh, a jealous bigot! #GetYourOwnGirlfriend :slight_smile:"



    Edit: Or perhaps something more aggressive? Like:
    "That's* If you're going to be a pathetic, bigoted asshole, at least use correct grammar.
     
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  4. AshenAngel

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    I have the number of a great opthamologist, it looks like you could really use one. You can thank me later.:slight_smile:
     
  5. Pain

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    It's a guy, I'm assuming... :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: le wild homophobe
    Go at his gender if he's so comfortable in it!
    "A girl and a guy as nice? You oughta get yourself a boyfriend then!"
     
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    thats is lovely shade of idiot that you're wearing.