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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Pain, Jul 30, 2012.

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  1. Pain

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    Simple game :slight_smile:
    Someone starts with a simple line, perhaps, "How are friends and bananas similar?"
    The next to post replies with an anti-joke: "If you peel off the skin and eat them, they'll die."
    Then they post another line, waiting to be turned into an anti-joke :slight_smile:
    An anti-joke is an anticipated joke that turns out to be either brutally obvious or entirely inappropriate and unexpected.
    Don't be offended by posts; they're anti-jokes, after all :astonished:

    Why was tiny George crying?
    (your turn :lol: )
     
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    His money and worldly possessions were stolen by an identity thief

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Steve
    Steve Who?
    [your turn]
     
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    Steve Johnson.

    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? [Your turn]
     
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    The fact that most people in the USA haven't heard of almost any major wars occurring in Africa and Asia, including ones that encompassed genocide.

    Why couldn't Sally speak?
     
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    She's in a coma.

    What's big, blue and eats rocks?
     
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  6. Pain

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    Alexa's face after she got curb stomped.

    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was removed with a cheese grater?
     
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    He died of loss of blood.

    When in Rome...
     
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    Visit the Colosseum.

    What do you get when you cross breed a frog with a hippo.
     
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    a hippo crossbred with a frog.

    Why did Sally's parachute not deploy
     
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    She has no hands so couldn't pull the cord.

    A man walks into the doctor's office and says...
     
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    I need to pee
     
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    No joke? Guess I'll just die of boredom.

    Yo' momma's so fat...
     
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    Even Chuck Norris couldn't support her weight.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
     
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    Because it was brought across from the farm to the slaughterhouse after a short, torturous life in a small coop.

    A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a gay bar...
     
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    To try to convert the abominations. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    Why did little Jimmy fall down?
     
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    He tried to hang himself but the rope broke. I love this thread.

    So... have you heard what happened to that blonde chick?
     
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    She studied hard during high school, went on to uni, graduated with honors in her studies of theoretical physics, and got a high paying job, eventually discovering the cure to HIV.

    What do you call a man with a turtle on his head.
     
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    Dead; he died of salmonella poisioning

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
     
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    The tree, as well as twenty or so homes, was knocked down by a wrecking ball that rolled down a hill when it became misteriously detatched from the crane as they were about to knock down a building with it.

    What looks like a human, feels like a human, and sounds like a human, but smells like cheese?
     
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    A normal Wisconsonite.

    Did you hear the one about the dead cat?
     
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