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30th Jul 2012, 11:00 AM
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| Once QVLM Full Member   Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: It's Facebook official. Location: Betwixt Canton, OH and Pittsburgh, PA Age: 19 Posts: 2,535 Join Date: Mar 2012 |  Anti-Joke Factory Simple game  Someone starts with a simple line, perhaps, "How are friends and bananas similar?" The next to post replies with an anti-joke: "If you peel off the skin and eat them, they'll die." Then they post another line, waiting to be turned into an anti-joke An anti-joke is an anticipated joke that turns out to be either brutally obvious or entirely inappropriate and unexpected. Don't be offended by posts; they're anti-jokes, after all  Why was tiny George crying? (your turn  )
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30th Jul 2012, 11:21 AM
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| BEWARB! Full Member  Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Friends, Sister Location: Surrey, England Age: 18 Posts: 1,888 Join Date: Aug 2010 | Re: Anti-Joke Factory His money and worldly possessions were stolen by an identity thief Knock Knock Who's there? Steve Steve Who? [your turn]
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30th Jul 2012, 11:42 AM
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| Oh hai! Full Member   Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: ohio Posts: 243 Join Date: Jul 2012 | Re: Anti-Joke Factory Steve Johnson. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? [Your turn] |
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30th Jul 2012, 11:46 AM
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| Once QVLM Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: It's Facebook official. Location: Betwixt Canton, OH and Pittsburgh, PA Age: 19 Posts: 2,535 Join Date: Mar 2012 | Re: Anti-Joke Factory The fact that most people in the USA haven't heard of almost any major wars occurring in Africa and Asia, including ones that encompassed genocide. Why couldn't Sally speak?
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30th Jul 2012, 11:51 AM
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| Oh hai! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: ohio Posts: 243 Join Date: Jul 2012 | Re: Anti-Joke Factory She's in a coma. What's big, blue and eats rocks? |
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30th Jul 2012, 12:38 PM
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| Once QVLM Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: It's Facebook official. Location: Betwixt Canton, OH and Pittsburgh, PA Age: 19 Posts: 2,535 Join Date: Mar 2012 | Re: Anti-Joke Factory Alexa's face after she got curb stomped. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was removed with a cheese grater?
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30th Jul 2012, 02:16 PM
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| Oh hai! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: ohio Posts: 243 Join Date: Jul 2012 | Re: Anti-Joke Factory He died of loss of blood. When in Rome... |
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30th Jul 2012, 02:48 PM
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| Formerly ‘Rudithic’ Full Member   Gender: Trans Furry Cat Girl X3 Orientation: Fluid - Pansexual with Feminine Male preference. Out Status: My mother, and close friends. Location: East Australia, in NSW, not too far from Sydney. Posts: 342 Join Date: Jul 2012 | Re: Anti-Joke Factory Visit the Colosseum. What do you get when you cross breed a frog with a hippo. |
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30th Jul 2012, 02:50 PM
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| Oh hai! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: ohio Posts: 243 Join Date: Jul 2012 | Re: Anti-Joke Factory a hippo crossbred with a frog. Why did Sally's parachute not deploy |
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30th Jul 2012, 02:54 PM
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| full of fire Full Member   Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Most friends know Location: The Netherlands Age: 23 Posts: 1,269 Join Date: Mar 2012  Tournaments Won: 4 | Re: Anti-Joke Factory She has no hands so couldn't pull the cord. A man walks into the doctor's office and says... |
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30th Jul 2012, 03:26 PM
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| Oh hai! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: ohio Posts: 243 Join Date: Jul 2012 | Re: Anti-Joke Factory I need to pee |
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30th Jul 2012, 03:58 PM
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| Publicly Secretive Full Member   Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out for all the world to see. Location: New Jersey/College in Ohio Age: 19 Posts: 322 Join Date: Jul 2012 | Re: Anti-Joke Factory No joke? Guess I'll just die of boredom. Yo' momma's so fat... |
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30th Jul 2012, 04:02 PM
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| ~free spirit~ Full Member   Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: Generally whoever asks Location: I travel a lot Age: 21 Posts: 6,203 Join Date: Jan 2008 | Re: Anti-Joke Factory Even Chuck Norris couldn't support her weight. Why did the chicken cross the road?
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30th Jul 2012, 04:11 PM
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| Publicly Secretive Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out for all the world to see. Location: New Jersey/College in Ohio Age: 19 Posts: 322 Join Date: Jul 2012 | Re: Anti-Joke Factory Because it was brought across from the farm to the slaughterhouse after a short, torturous life in a small coop. A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a gay bar... |
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30th Jul 2012, 04:37 PM
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| Once QVLM Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: It's Facebook official. Location: Betwixt Canton, OH and Pittsburgh, PA Age: 19 Posts: 2,535 Join Date: Mar 2012 | Re: Anti-Joke Factory To try to convert the abominations.  Why did little Jimmy fall down?
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30th Jul 2012, 04:44 PM
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| full of fire Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Most friends know Location: The Netherlands Age: 23 Posts: 1,269 Join Date: Mar 2012 Tournaments Won: 4 | Re: Anti-Joke Factory He tried to hang himself but the rope broke. I love this thread. So... have you heard what happened to that blonde chick? |
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30th Jul 2012, 04:53 PM
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| Formerly ‘Rudithic’ Full Member Gender: Trans Furry Cat Girl X3 Orientation: Fluid - Pansexual with Feminine Male preference. Out Status: My mother, and close friends. Location: East Australia, in NSW, not too far from Sydney. Posts: 342 Join Date: Jul 2012 | Re: Anti-Joke Factory She studied hard during high school, went on to uni, graduated with honors in her studies of theoretical physics, and got a high paying job, eventually discovering the cure to HIV. What do you call a man with a turtle on his head. Last edited by KeanusGuitarus; 30th Jul 2012 at 04:58 PM.. |
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30th Jul 2012, 05:16 PM
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| gaymer Full Member  Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Ontario Age: 19 Posts: 153 Join Date: Dec 2010 | Re: Anti-Joke Factory Dead; he died of salmonella poisioning Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
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30th Jul 2012, 05:39 PM
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| Formerly ‘Rudithic’ Full Member Gender: Trans Furry Cat Girl X3 Orientation: Fluid - Pansexual with Feminine Male preference. Out Status: My mother, and close friends. Location: East Australia, in NSW, not too far from Sydney. Posts: 342 Join Date: Jul 2012 | Re: Anti-Joke Factory The tree, as well as twenty or so homes, was knocked down by a wrecking ball that rolled down a hill when it became misteriously detatched from the crane as they were about to knock down a building with it. What looks like a human, feels like a human, and sounds like a human, but smells like cheese? Last edited by KeanusGuitarus; 30th Jul 2012 at 05:46 PM.. Reason: Forgot the Space |
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30th Jul 2012, 05:56 PM
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| Once QVLM Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: It's Facebook official. Location: Betwixt Canton, OH and Pittsburgh, PA Age: 19 Posts: 2,535 Join Date: Mar 2012 | Re: Anti-Joke Factory A normal Wisconsonite. Did you hear the one about the dead cat?
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