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If you were a god

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by KeanusGuitarus, Aug 4, 2012.

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  1. KeanusGuitarus

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    If you were a god, what would be the first thing you do?

    If I were a god I would come to the westboro baptist church, prove my godliness and then have them change their ways :3
     
    #1 KeanusGuitarus, Aug 4, 2012
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    What do you mean....IF.....?

    I'm already a sex-god! :roflmao:

    If I were any other kind of god, I would be Old Testament and do a lot of smiting - I would be a vengeful god.

    I'd probably start with the hypocrites - I'd make their private parts shrivel and drop off.:eek:
     
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    I would leave the mortal world behind and head for Mount Olympus. It's sort of a recurring fantasy of mine to sleep with most of the mythical creatures and Gods/Goddesses of ancient Greece. And face it, God sex must beat good sex by about a billion to one.

    Then I'd alter everyone's minds so they had all memorized Etiquette by Emily Post. A polite world is a better world. :slight_smile:
     
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    Build pretty things, make pretty people, create a harmonious life for everyone, get bored, make everyone hate each other and cheat on each other and then find the most inventive ways to kill them. Well, that's if the Sims is anything to go by. : )
     
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    :roflmao: I laughed so much!

    Ok, I would rather just watch life as it is in fast forward... seeing how and if people can solve all the chaos...
     
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    Thank all the religious people (clergy and lay people) of all denominations for their good intentions but tell them to stop speaking incorrectly on my behalf :wink:.
     
    #6 awesomeyodais, Aug 4, 2012
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    I would give people wisdom.
     
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    I would make everyone the kind of person that they hated the most. Or, were the most uncomfortable around.

    :slight_smile:
     
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    I would turn everyone bissexual.
     
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    Don't do that, GingerGuy! That would mean EVERYONE would be guilt-tripping and confused! :roflmao:
     
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    Are you aware that some of your comments come across as being downright offensive?
     
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    Do they?

    You're the only one to say so.
     
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    Well, I've seen 2, but I felt the need to comment on this one. Maybe I'm too uber sensitive, idk. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Which other did you have in mind?
     
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    I'll just post on your "wall", I don't want to hijack the thread.
     
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    If I were a god, the first thing I'd do is give myself boobs so I could be a goddess.

    I'd tell people to shut up and stop praying for their sport team and stuff; only pray if you have a real problem.
    Then I'd create unicorns to go smite the evil and those who are intolerably intolerant of love.
    I'd stop making people transgender, too.
     
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    I'd come down there and say "Everyone who has been supposedly speaking on my behalf, Shut the FUCK UP!! You have no clue what you are talking about. Oh and I saw that. So don't make me get my lighting bolts."
     
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    If I were a God, I'd claim to be Aphrodite (or Venus) and start spreading the love throughout the entire world. And playing matchmaker would be pretty fun, imo :icon_bigg

    Lol, pretty random, but I've been watching too much Xena :lol:
     
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    You rock missy!!!:thumbsup: I know me too. It's true though greek gods have all the fun.
     
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    :lol: Thanks. I wouldn't be looking forward to the Twilight though >.<

    BTW I love your sig. That Xena/Gabby kiss has always imo looked like it could've been straight out of the show. I guess we can't always believe what we see :lol:
     
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