For some reason, I often find corny jokes really funny so I thought I'd see if you all had any you could share. So just add any corny joke at your whim! Two of my favorites: Q: What's Irish and stays out all night? A: Patty O'Furniture ---------------------------- So a string walks into a bar. The bartender turns to the string and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here." The string leaves the bar and, outside the bar, he ties himself in a knot and frays his edges a little bit. He walks back in to the bar. The bartender notices him and says, "Hey! Aren't you the same string who was just in here?" The string replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot!" ------------ Haha, okay your turn!
Both made me chuckle. (Wow... thats sad... lol) How about my favorite... What kind of Cheese is Not Yours? NACHO CHEESE!!! ...ok yeah I so tell that joke to everyone and get all animated and into it....
This one's kinda long, but still funny: So, a duck walks into a bar and sidles up to the bartender and says, "Hey, buddy, got any grapes?" The bartender looks down at the duck in surprise and shakes his head. "No, no grapes. There's a market down the street if you're looking for them, though." The duck nods and says "Okay" before leaving. The next day, the duck returns to the same bar, walks up to the bartender, and says, "Hey, got any grapes?" The bartender looks a little peeved this time and sets his hands down hard on the bar. "No. Look, I already told you, we don't have any grapes!" So the duck leaves again. The third day, the duck comes back into the same bar again! He walks up to the bar and the bartender's already giving him the evil eye. The bartender interrupts him and says, "If you ask me for grapes again, I'm going to nail your bill to the bar!" The duck says, "Got any nails?" The bartender looks a little surprised. "Umm... no." So the duck says, "Good. Got any grapes?"
I like this one. "Did you hear of the kidnapping at two yesterday? don't worry, he woke up at three."
whats the difference between a regular frog...and a horny frog? ----- ----- ----- ----- The regular frog goes "rib it, rib it" the horny frog goes "rub it, rub it"
Haha, I love them so far. Q: Why don't seagulls fly around bays? A: Because then they'd be called bagels!!! teehehehe... Q: When is a door not a door? A: When it's ajar!
I love blonde jokes, so here's a few I know: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ What would you call it if a blonde dyed her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What would you do if a blonde threw a grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why was the blonde depressed when she finally got her driver's license? She got an "F" for sex. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And a blonde payback joke: What do you call a man with a brunette and a redhead on his arm? A hostage. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Anymore blonde jokes?
I have one but it's very stupid -Mom, mom, my dad is throwing things out of the windooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!! *thud*