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Stupid Celebrity Quotes

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Menaki-Neko, Sep 21, 2012.

  1. Menaki-Neko

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    Here's how this game works, you can get a stupid thing that a celebrity has said, you can get the quote from either a song, or something that they've said. If it's from a song, make sure to put the song title. I'll put down a few to get us started.

    "CHECK THIS MUTHA F*CKA OUT!" -Wil. i. am., "Check It Out" feat Nicki Minaj

    "My hump, my hump my hump my hump, my lovely lady lumps." -Fergie "My Humps"

    "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" -Christina Aguilara

    "I love dem strippers" -2Chainz "I luv dem strippers" feat Nicki Minaj

    "2Chainz, you F******* crazy, mutha-F****** know I'm F****** crazy!" -Nicki Minaj "I luv Dem Strippers" By 2Chainz
     
  2. GirlNextDoor

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    "When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me." -- Kylie Bax
     
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    "A$$ a$$ a$$ a$$ a$$
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    Stop…..now make that motherf*cker hammer time like…" - Big Sean
    Truly one of the most inspired and deep philosophically complex lyrical masterpieces of our time.
     
  4. GirlNextDoor

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    lol so true. xD
     
  5. Menaki-Neko

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    "Haters you can kill yourselves!" -Nicky Minaj "Check It Out" by Wil. I. Am.

    "Yo baby bop! What the F*ck's good? We ship packed numbers, these b*tches shippin' wood!" -Nicki Minaj, "Stupid H*e"

    "What's next? Alien sex?" -Kanye West "E.T." by Katy Perry
     
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    Sarah Palin: 'Africa is a country.'
     
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    Hahaha!! :roflmao: :thumbsup:
     
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    "For NASA space is still a high priority."
    -George Bush.
     
  9. "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." -Jason Kidd. -_____- hahahaha
     
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    "Red bull is fuel, kerosene fuel, Kerosene is red bull." -Peter Griffin

    "I lost weight because people would always clap when I came into a room. They didn't clap because of my awesome, though, they clapped because they thought I was Josh Peck." -Shane Dawson
     
  11. Messed Up

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    "I don’t like to eat lobster... because it’s alive when you kill it". -Snooki

    "Guys are douchebags and I hate them all. They don't know how to deal with women, and I feel that's why the lesbian rate is going up in this country". -Snooki
     
  12. Z3ni

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    "That's hot" Paris Hilton
     
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    I have a wonderful one. One time Logan Henderson from Big Time Rush tweeted "Love getting naked in the morning!" And then tweeted a picture of a bottle of Naked brand juice. :thumbsup:
     
  14. “…we just can’t stop people from being homeless if that’s their choice…” - Tony Abbott
    I actually have a whole book of these. He is the Australian version of George Bush.