Which 1980's action hero would you marry?

So there you are playing Double Dragon Neon on your Xbox during a thunderstorm, when your gaming console is struck by lightning.

You are zapped into an alternate reality, where the year is currently 1980, and guess what, not only are you still in one piece, but you are staring your favorite 1980s action hero hunk in the face, and he is looking back at you!

He's a man's man, and you're the man he's got his eye on! So who did you end up with? Who is your burning heart? Which 1980's action hero would you have fall madly in love with you, in this alternate universe?

There are no 1980's pretty boys in this poll (that will be another poll at another time), this thunderstorm has dumped you into a high octane, gun shooting, martial arts warzone with a big hair band anthem playing in your head! Only your new gay 80s macho love machine can save you. Sorry, Kevin Bacon can't Flash Dance you to safety!

PS: This is a public poll, but dont be shy. There be no judgements here.

 

100% of the votes to chuck norris. Doesnt surprise me at all.

 

If you asked me when I was 5, I probably would have said Arnold, since he was such a massive, sculpted man and looked nothing like any of the men in my hometown.

If you asked me again around 12, I most definitely would have said Van Damme, because he was amazingly fit, and pretty as Hell.

Looking back now, its easy to see that Dolph was the most beautiful specimen of man.

 

Harrison Ford, because when he was young he was quite dashing. And we share the same first name

 

Guess I'm dating myself here with my 1980s action hero fantasies.

Maybe I should have made a list with more relevant celebs, like Justin Bieber, Zac Efron, Cody Simpson, and some of the GLEE cast... though I must admit Dean Geyer and Darren Criss are total babes.

Is Adam Levine still a sex symbol?

 

Harrison was a hunky Indie. I guess I watched too many "Movies For Guys Who Like Movies" nights on TBS as a kid, and I was obviously the only homo watching.