In this thread, we converse in the manner of stately gentlemen

Good day to you, my good sir/ma'am/zer(sorry D: correct me please)! I say, it's quite the sporting conditions for a good game of croquet, how do you fancy a good couple swings for the time being?

 

Indeed. The brandy is so...shallow. I say Johnathan, where is my dancing mice?

 

My word...

*comes down the stairs from his fancy room on the 3rd floor of the mansion...*

What is this rumpus and commotion all about? Θ ̨Θƪ
Can't a fine sir attend to his weekly nap on this superb sunday afternoon?

 

Jolly day old chaps! I say! What is this utter poppycock that I have just stumbled upon?

 

It would seem so. Truly, how could anyone lose interest in acting in such an upright fashion? If I may inquire, why would someone choose not to act in such a manner? It is simply the only way to go about life! We must fix this situation at once!

 

Aye yo bruh what up wit all these up tights! Shiiit i dont be wantin no tea and crumpets, I want some corn bread and purple drank!!!!

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Oh, my most dearest apologies to you all! I seem to have equipped my mind with a persona that proved to be MOST inappropriate for this setting. Please accept my most humble apologies!

 

Magnificent anecdote, fraternal figure! Please repeat it!

 

By jove! Capitol idea for a topic of discussion my good sir, Capitol indeed.

I often find that my daily vernacularity is quite within the restrictions allotted to such a discussion, so I am indeed thrilled to discover a gathering of similarly inclined individuals eager to enjoy the majesty of monacles and bombastically babble about.

It shall be a sad day indeed for the world when the refined art of being a Gentleman is lost to those low-trousered hooligans who harbor no regard for anyone aside from their "bros" and their "hos". For it is those of us who have mastered the true art of gentlemanly mannerisms and conduct, as well as the art contained therein, who posess the most, as they say, swag.

 

Indubitably good sir! If I do say so myself the fine art of gentlemanly conversation making is quite an undervalued skill! One would naturally assume it would be how everyone would prefer to communicate their ideas, alas the merriment that we all seem to share appears to be lost on them. Most unfortunate really, as conversing in such a manner as this is clearly far superior to any other form of communication! I'm most certainly ecstatic to meet others with this same interest as I!

 

Must I speak as a gentleman, and not, perchance, as a Lady, as would be more befitting of my sex? I say, though, it is a most wonderful idea indeed, to add a nice splash of culture to this board. Cheers!

 

O wherefore I see myself read and impersonal these noble scripts in the voice of British fellows?

 

Quite brilliant, chaps, I do say this thread rather caught my eye. Thought I'd drop by and say cheers all arond, and may I perchance upon the assumption that all are enjoying their lives at this moment. Do continue.

 

Not a thousand words can describe how much this sentence amuses me.

 

Chip chip cheerio My good homosexual gentlemen I have arrangements of the highest courts with the stressed up most importance So I shall see the a quarter of 6.

*jumps out window*

 

Oh dear, I must say I never expected such radical behaviour from Mister B. Actually, I have to admit I never expected anything from anyone. I was not even here from the beginning! I am mostly certain I might come and haunt you people of weathiness. Anyways yo, anyone want some f***ing tea?