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In this thread we use nerdy pick-up lines

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CalebCael, Oct 26, 2012.

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  1. CalebCael

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    Hey babe, you make me Rhy-Horny! ;D
     
    #1 CalebCael, Oct 26, 2012
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    "I wish I was your first derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

    "I wish I was your second derivative so I could explore your concavities."

    Italicized words should have an awkwardly cheesy tone of voice and wink or eyebrow raise to accompany it. :wink:
     
    #2 BudderMC, Oct 26, 2012
  3. CalebCael

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    I wish I was adenine, then I could be paired with U. ~<3
     
    #3 CalebCael, Oct 26, 2012
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    You wish you were adenine... My iodine could use some Uranium :slight_smile:
     
    #4 Ticklish Fish, Oct 26, 2012
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    Baby, I ship us so hard. What do you say about making us cannon?
     
    #5 Romi, Oct 26, 2012
  6. CalebCael

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    You have nicer legs than an isosceles triangle c;
     
    #6 CalebCael, Oct 26, 2012
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    "If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes."
     
    #7 MC Nickayyy xD, Oct 26, 2012
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    Babe, it's axiomatic that you're absolutely gorgeous~<3
     
    #8 CalebCael, Oct 26, 2012
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    Are you the 400 IM? Cause you take my breath away
     
    #9 jaysuss, Oct 26, 2012
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    Hey babe, do they call you sine squared? Because they call me cosine squared, and together, we could make one. :icon_wink

    Babe, you must be a topological proof, because you've got me thinking about what we could do with our balls. (You have to be REALLY nerdy to see the non-sexual meaning in that one.)

    Oh my goodness, that's adorable!
     
    #10 Owen, Oct 26, 2012
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    I can't help it... My eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!!! ~<3
     
    #11 CalebCael, Oct 26, 2012
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    You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
     
    #12 TheLovelyAudrey, Oct 26, 2012
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    Are you a start codon? you're turning me on
     
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    Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin? ;D
     
    #14 CalebCael, Oct 26, 2012
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    I actually made this one up at linear algebra club:
    Baby, my vector is so Hermitian it could span that space all night long.
    The rest are not original:
    Let's take each other to the limit and see if we converge.
    When I'm near you I'm a level 4 Metapod. All I can do is Harden.
    My wavelength might be short…but the frequency is out of this world.
    You better call me Herschel…because tonight I'm going to discover Uranus.
    You're energy to my 1s electron…you excite me to another level.
    Your boson gives me a Hadron.
    You're so tanc/sinc.

    ---------- Post added 26th Oct 2012 at 10:14 PM ----------

    Another original one, but it's kind of meh.
    I'm like the molecular geometry of water. •WIIIIIIINK.
     
    #15 Caudex, Oct 26, 2012
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    I might be into physics, but I'm no Bohr in bed. :wink:
     
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    Hey baby, wanna see my hidden blade?~ ;D
     
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    My Basilisk wants to Slytherin your Chamber of Secrets... :wink:

    I like your biology, and we've got chemistry, so lets get physical!
     
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    --Hey babe, do you wanna be the numerator or the denominator? >; p
     
    #19 Emberblaze, Oct 27, 2012
  20. CalebCael

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    Life is better played in Co-Op than singleplayer!~<3
     
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