So I didn't see a thread on here about this. If there is one, feel free to bitch and moan. Moving on! This is a place where you can post any funny conversations, interactions, etc. doesn't matter if they were online or in person. doesn't matter if they're lgbt related or not. If you have something humorous by way of conversation that you'd like to share, by all means...have at it. As for the reason I decided to start this thread: Me: G. That's what Imma call you. Me: G and Ro Me: We R So GanGsterrrrrr G: . I've never been gangsta before. I was never hard enough Me: .... Me: Excuse me a moment. I need to get my mind out of the gutter. :lol: G: LOL G: I didnt even catch that : P
Me: Muse is the shit C: I didn't read the 'the' at first Me: Bwhahaaha! Me: MUSE IS SHIT MAN Me: DONT EVER LISTEN TO THEIR CRACKASS ATTEMPTS AT MUSIC Me: <.< C: o.o blasphemer. Me: Oh I'll blasphyouer alright Me: *waggles brows, creeper style* C: *scrunches nose* oh gawd. Me: :lol: C: back alley creeper... Me: Locker room stalker room C: window peeper Me: bedside creeper Me: I'll be climbin in yo windows and snatchin yo people up C: phone stalking nose breather Me: mouth beater, little peter? C: I think that one should be taken to confession
Most recent one that I have the script for is as follows. Neighbor girl: Did my dog get stung or something? Me: Not that I saw. NG: Her face has a little hole in it. Me: Mental image!!! *pause with exchanged laughter* Just call her Becky Bones!
Senpai: which way are you swinging these days? Me: the same way I've always swung. Ya know, the people way
I like this! Ok. Me: Hey [brother's name here], I finally got my passport! Want to see it?! Bro: Uh, *shrugs* ok. Me: This is so exciting! *hands over shiny passport* Bro: ... You're not very photogenic. *walks away*
Me: Eh!!!! My water broke!! Mom: What? Me with much laughter: Uh… My bad. The water I was carrying broke. Mom: Thought you had a secret there. Me still laughing a bit: No, no, not pregnant.
Me: I’m probably moving to (city/town that is also name of a country). Friend:Oh, so do your animals have to go through quarantine? Me: Nah, just have to be up to date on shots and stuff. Friend: Lmao that was too easy! Me: ?…D***!!!! (Minutes pass) I’m still laughing hysterically! Friend:Thanks for entertaining me.
