I'm having a bad day and could do with a laugh. Chat-up lines will usually do the trick. What is the worst / funniest line someone has used when trying to make a move on you? Or maybe you used the line yourself? I will start with one I once did for a bet... Me: Do you have a map? Girl: No, why? Me: Because I'm lost in your eyes
Your is hot and sticks out like a shelf! May I place my beer bottle here? Lol! We dated for a month but weren't a natch. ---------- Post added 2nd Feb 2014 at 02:16 PM ---------- You butt is hot I meant! Sorry!!!
Hey baby, wanna let my Basilisk Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets? Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore because my face should be among them.
Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. You know how adults have 206 bones in their body? You wanna make it 207?
Are you from Ireland? Cause when I see you, my penis is Dublin(doubling) You smell like trash, may I take you out? I don't know if you know this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Once went to a costume party on Halloween and someone dressed as Harvey Dent/Two Face came up and said this to me. "If I were to flip my coin, what's the chance I'll get heads?"
