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Turning someone gay

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Hard Candy, Nov 15, 2012.

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  1. Hard Candy

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    Just curious, has anyone of you planned or tried turning someone into gay (for instance, a straight guy you really like)? And does it even work? If yes, how?
     
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    1) acquire alchemistry or arcane skills....
    2) perform alchemistry preparation or mystical spells
    3) attempt to turn someone gay
     
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    Funny how even though I know you can't turn someone gay I have tried....well I guess it was more of just hoping they were in the closet...

    ---------- Post added 15th Nov 2012 at 10:36 PM ----------
    I laughed so hard:roflmao:
     
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    If only it's that easy... :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    It won't be... do you know how hard it is to find those rare ingredients for alchemistry?

    and do you know how much concentration it is to work on some spells so that it won't backfire or fail?
     
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    Been there, done that, graduated from an apprenticeship under Nicholas Flamel... :wink:
     
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    Yes, I have tried once. My attempts at persuasion failed.
     
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    I'd like to believe that if it could be done, my attempts would be successful. :lol:
     
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    I tried once, the farthest I got was a kiss and some ackward dry humping, lol. Always better with a gay man :slight_smile:
     
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    At least you got something. Haha. Making a straight man gay seems like a herculean task, I think a kiss and awkward dry humping is an awesome trophy, for me at least. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Well if Santa brings me that magic wand I've been asking for this Chrismas I may be able to turn some straight guys gay :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    If the guy I am in love with becomes gay, but won't end with me, I'd rather have him straight.
     
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    That's easy!

    "Hey! I'm male. You're a male. I'm gay. You should be gay. Why? Because I know everything that pleasures you. How? I'm a male. And you're a male. Therefore, if I know how to pleasure myself, I know how to pleasure you."

    Funny thing is that I said it to my best friend. I almost suffocated him, because he couldn't stop laughing. XD It didn't work, sadly. But I'm making up another one. >:grin:
     
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    An old friend of mine was successful in getting straight boys into the sack and having sex with them. It always involved a lot of alcohol and some pursuasion. It never turned them gay, and I considered it really unethical.
     
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    In high school, one of my friends said that he would date me... I wasn't sure if he was serious, but now he's as straight as a line. Let's just say that I heard he and his girlfriend enjoyed their weekend together.

    There's this other guy who went to my high school that I thought was gay and dating his best friend. I then thought he was a heteroromantic asexual. My gaydar is obviously broken, because he's actually gay. His friend, however, is "That one straight theater dude."

    Now, one of my friends in college says that she can see me turning guys. I wish I knew how to do it.
     
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    Haha, but straight guys are a bit overrated. Once you semi-turn one of them, you realise its not all that...
     
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    I literally just had a laughing attack when I read that!

    Its so true, and so sad! I e had those thoughts on my head before, but then I would have to remind myself that it would be like trying to get me to turn straight. (I've tried for the past thirteen years, but to no avail). It just doesn't happen. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Could be bi...
     
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    Niiiiice. Creative, eloquent, logical. Might just work. Haha.
     
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    It will definitely work if you say it with a smug face while pointing with both fingers at the person.
     
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