Bad translator

"My cat likes goldfish"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Without fish or meat"

 

"I went fishing for trout"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Virgin flights"

 

Oooooh, this is gonna be good!



"I really can't handle some of you. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Step one after the other."

 

"I am learning to play the only instrument that has been declared a weapon of war."

... 35 translations later....

"How to read music, or as weapon of war"

 

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"(G) (g) · There is no mistake. No margin."

Awful. Just awful.

 

I decided to put in a word, then put in the word I got out of it, and so on. All translations with Bing, 35 translations.

Fuck > Kiss > Pillow > Cushions > Pillow

 

"You must not commit adultery"
35 translations
"There is no need"

Don't know how true the "thoust needs potato" is, but this thing is very funny!

 

Original text:

"I like hot sexy guys!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If it hurts."


LOLOLOLOLOL

 

"I am a lesbian"
35 translations with Bing:
"Column"

What?!

 

"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"And in the end, sorry, excuse me."

 

"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Good and evil and his wife. The family spent four days as part of the locally and the death penalty."

As many have claimed, levicticus just doesn't stand up to translation.

 

"I am sure there is some phrase you could enter that would return the original sentence. This probably is not it though."

35 translations....

"To change the original text."

 

"Pineapples will lead the world into the abyss"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The development of the world's pineapples"

 

"Harry Potter is amazing"
35 translations
"Harry Potter horror expansion"

I don't understand.....


And a second one I did:

"I'm gay."
35 Translations
"Column."

And a third one

"I like to suck c**k" (without the asterix)
35 Translations
"Peanuts?"

 

"Compassion is the great strength"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This is what the law and grace."

"Compassion is the great strength"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"A good thing."

"Compassion is the great strength"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The Forces."

"Compassion is the great strength"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Dependency."

 

Haha I'm going to have FUN with this! (!)

Monty Python & The Holy Grail style:


"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
35 translations later...
"My mother was a hamster, and the old father of flowers and fruit."

"Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Dumb ass opened his speech topics."

"Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Comment if you want to know the resistance by killing the emperor."

"We are now the Knights who say "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-boing. Z'nourrwringmm"."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Total Nourrwringmm the zoom Boing Ptang."

"O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Fragmentation is a small pump with hate"

"He is packing it in and packing it up, and sneaking away and buggering off and, chickening out and pissing off home. Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Automatically wrap all Pissing games, he refused the chickening."


Hehe

 

'The eyes in his eyes', really?