So here's the game. Please post the best/funniest/saddest/whatever personal ad or dating site profile you've read. Remember not to mention the site or any user names, as that violates the Code of Conduct. I'll begin: "This is stupid. You know why I'm here."
I have one sort of.... "I saw you at Tiki Bobs. You grabbed my butt and I told you if you did that again I'd kill you. You did. I need your address now." ....that would be me....with a .45 before hand.
