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Funny pic up lines

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Capichino, Nov 30, 2012.

  1. Capichino

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    The title says the game

    But idk Aney except "I have some skittles in my mouth do u whant to taist the Rambow".


    :eusa_danc(!)

    :starwars:
     
  2. BoiGeorge

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    I've lost my number - can I have yours?!
     
  3. gordilocks

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    i've done some horrible, disgusting things while drunk & i'd like to add you to that list
     
  4. Capichino

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    Something is wrong with my phone
    "What"
    Ur phone number is not in it

    ---------- Post added 3rd Dec 2012 at 10:37 PM ----------

    R u from caluforina becase im a katy fan (i just made that up for fun)

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    竹山中中中水 俐木火秌宷軀種秓。稗

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    Lol I just typed in random but could someone plz translate that plz
     
  5. caramba2654

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    *goes to a guy*

    Hey, are you straight?

    Yeah.

    Good. So is spaghetti until you heat it up. >:grin:
     
  6. Monmon

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    wanna have dessert? it's in the fridge upstairs in my bedroom.

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    Ouch, I think something got in my eye, can you blow it?

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    My back is itchy and i can't reach it, can you pls scratch it for me?
     
  7. musicgeek13

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    Where's the closest fedex? Cause I'd ship us
    Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you!
     
  8. wilkysarah

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    Hey, are you wearing spacepants? Cuz ur ass is out of this world!
    No, im wearing baseball pants; my ass is out of ur league!

    Hahahahahahaha