Questions You Hate To Answer

What is your favorite [insert anything here]?
I like different things at different times. They change so quick. Sometimes I can't even tell what I like. =.= I always seem to forget what I really like and instead say something that I recently enjoyed doing.

 

Tell me about yourself.

WHAT?

 

Why aren't you majoring in a more practical subject?

Umm...because I would rather be poor than miserable?...but if you're asking me that question, you won't understand the answer.

 

This!

Also, "name three good characteristics of yourself."

Wtf? I don't know!

 

All my questions usually end up with rants.


Why don't you like dresses?
This one was always resulted in me shouting "I just don't okay!". Makes sense now of course...
Still shits me whenever anyone asks it.

Why don't you go back to school?
Because I find it hard to focus, because the schooling system is based around the fact that everyone is supposedly a freaking super-genius who remembers everything when I can't remember yesterday without struggling plus I blank under stress. Not a good combination.
Because kids are fucking cruel assholes who like to pick on everyone who doesn't match up to their standards. Because I'd be a loner.
Because I'm happier making money with my time.
Because I can still learn without needing someone holding my hand throughout it.

What's your favourite TV show?
D:
HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME PICK!

What do you want to do with your life?
I don't know.
I'm 18 and have been raised to do what makes me happy.
And I'm happy not knowing for now.

 

Are you gay?

 

So... have you got a girlfriend yet?
:bang:
Nope!

 

No, I'm straight, I just like men. :roflmao:

 

How do two guys have sex?

Go google it. I get asked this daily.

 

Why aren't you taking a full load of classes? Then, I have to - with terrible coordination - run around the question.

 

This!! :tantrum:

"So like...how do you guys like, you know do it?"

Feel like replying with, "Magic!" :badgrin:

 

''Why did you leave school early?''

The reason is because of very bad mental health problems and I left under instruction of my psychiatrist, but when people I hate ask me in the street or people I barely know when I'm walking the dog ask me, I'm really embarrassed to give that answer so I don't know what to say.

 

"Are there any special girls in your life."

Are you sure your Transgender/gay.

- Yes I am... I wear dresses.

 

You alright?

I'm great thanks, and now that we've got that crappy bit of small talk out of the way, let's have a real conversation, shall we? And no I'm not going to ask you how you are just to fill up the awkward silence. *facepalm*

 

"But with your grades, you could go to grad school anywhere! Why would you go to the same state school you're going to for undergrad?"

Because I like it here. Because I'm not going to change my plans and go debilitatingly far outside of my comfort zone just because you want to live vicariously though me. Because I need to go to a place that will stimulate more than just my intellectual side, since I've spent too much time in my life sequestering myself in my intellectual pursuits and not bettering the other parts of myself, and I can't encourage that in myself anymore.

Ugh, I hate that one, too.

 

When are you gonna be serious?

I am serious!

 

How are you - when the socially expected answer at the time is "good, great" and then move on to the next superficial convo drivel, and when the real answer should be "not very good actually"

 

tell me about yourself......

what a broad question.

also what do you do for fun. it just sounds odd lolol.

 

You don't have to say "good thanks" when someone asks if you're alright, especially if it's a friend asking.