The Lusty Little Bastards Thread

* I have driven around downtown Toronto naked*

 

I like it hard and fast?



*hopes he gets in*

 

*pirateninja displays LLBness by previewing a new documentery to the mute old ladies, featuring Paul_UK, Panda and ThatCrazyThang all doing a strip tease while clad only in bubblebath, resulting in the mute old ladies all vowing to become nuns. Then she further shocks them by revealing that the whole thing was directed and filmed by a Walrus.*

 

No I lie, I never actually did that. My lusty little bastardness goes up to me tying myself up and ordering a friend to spank me.

 

I have once worn red handcuffs.
That say "Prisoner of Love."
In school!


:]

 

Haha, I want a pair of those.

Oh and another thing, (this is true) I once covered myself in a sheet, declared myself the "Sex Ghost" and pretended to rape all my friends.

 

I've kissed straight guys.
About 10 times now.


And some kissed back [:

 

ooo i like ummm i once licked a girls forehead.....i have skinny dipped with my sister ........
ooo and the best i tell random straight guys at school i want to lick them all over
*hoping to get in *

 

I think you're in ohioboy

 

Pirate Ninja is my hero (!) (!)

 

I got into a hot and heavy make-out session with a hot guy while sitting on a park bench, in plain view of a group of elderly women. When I noticed their shocked faces I slipped my hand under the guy's waistband and groped him, making sure that they saw what I was doing. They just stared at us, shocked, then left.

Guess that makes me a lusty little bastard.

And I like it in the same way as Ty does.

 

Fred deserves a high five.

 

And I give it.

Unfortunately for me, I haven't done anything lusty/bastardy enough to join yet :O

 

ooooo i Have another one i always flirt with guys in this really fundamentalist Christian class and they flirt back most of the time and he just gives me these disgusted looks

 

:does something lusty to Alex:

There you go.
You're in.

 

lol

I'll think of something soon dear.

 

I have had sex with Jude from Across the Universe and he isn't even real.

Extra Points: Maxwell watched.