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[The Google Game] Search Engine Fun [Are you feeling lucky?]

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by InaRut, Feb 26, 2008.

  1. InaRut

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    Alright this is a game we use to play during school instead of you know...doing actual work. Basically this is how you play,

    The first poster will say,
    [Your Name] is eating.

    Then the next poster will search
    (lets say her name is Beth)
    "Beth is eating" [exactly like that with quotes] into google.
    And in the little blurb that google gives you for each webpage you look for a funny line and record it.
    "beth is eating banana paddlepops, YUM!!! "

    Then post a new thing to be doing.
    Such as,
    [Your Name] Sleeps with
    [Your Name] is a
    [your name] is attracted to...

    So for example one more time,
    First Post:
    [Your name] is driving

    Next Post:
    "Think about what Phil is driving at by what he writes. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"

    [Your name] is seducing
     
  2. Alexander

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    Alex is seducing me.

    This is different and it catches me off guard. From the moment we step into the bedroom and close the door, he’s, well, he’s different.

    I excuse myself to use the bathroom. I always like to put my perfume on after I shower; a spritz here, a spritz there. Hunger being the great motivator it is, I skipped that part of my toilette and want to do it now. That and run a brush through my hair and brush my teeth and do all those little things I like to do before having mad monkey sex. Unless there’s spontaneity. I’m not feeling any spontaneity, though. I’m just feeling horny. And as I go into that other room, Alex looks at me. And there’s something different in his look.

    [Your name] is a bitch.
     
  3. InaRut

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    "Phil is a bitch who deserves to be knocked on his ass but unfortuneatly Phil's beating did not stop him from being an all out crybaby that he is today."O_O that so hurtful! WAAAHHHH.

    [Your Name] Likes
     
  4. Connor

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    "Connor likes mature men"

    [Your name] has fun
     
  5. Psychedelic Bookmarks

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    Helena has fun all over the adult bookstore. [more, but it's not suitable for here :eek: ]

    [your name] is such a stupid [...]
     
  6. InaRut

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    No result for Phil is such a stupid.
    So I changed it to Phil is such a

    Phil is such a special groundhog, we give him every summer a...

    [Your Name] Enjoys
     
  7. Connor

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    Connor enjoys every mouthful, finds the food very palatable and has had NO negative reactions. Thank you

    [Your name] eats
     
  8. InaRut

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    Phil eats babies

    Hey I do not eat babies!
    So far the internet has not been nice to me.

    "[Your name] Thinks"
     
  9. Connor

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    Connor thinks the camera's sexy
    (Haha)

    [Your name] prepares
     
  10. InaRut

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    Phil prepares Portuguese men of war

    I can just think about how I would prepare these Big 'N Strong warriors...
    *ahem*

    [Your Name]'s Pet Peeve
    (if that doesn't work)
    [Your Name] hates
     
  11. pirateninja

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    "Holly prepares"

    Holly prepares to drug Lizzie and all of the other children ...

    "Holly hates"

    Holly Hates Heverything. Holly Hates Risk. Holly Hates Her Dinosaur. Holly hates hectic holidays.

    :roflmao:

    Okay okay, [your name] likes to secrete
     
  12. InaRut

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    Somehow I think Holly wrote that herself lol


    ...
    Didn't work so, I said, "Phil Pours"
    Phil pours more of the white fluid onto the Bracers

    Still dealing with those warriors I guess..

    and I'll use Connors
    [Your Names] Phones
     
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    Holly phones

    This sounds a lot like me:

    After a night of drinking, Holly phones one of her married friends. Her friend replies, "My name is Sharon, I think . . .

    Okay next [your name] whispers
     
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    Sir Paul's phones at his mansion in Peasmarsh, East Sussex, were bugged and revealed embarrassing chats between him and daughter Stella...

    [your name] eats
     
  15. InaRut

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    LOL this is great!
    Holly your name is Sharon?
    And Paul you have a daughter?

    Phil Eats Passover Bitter Herb Horseradish for $20

    [Your name] Decides
     
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    Paul decides that he likes Alexander.

    [yourname] wants to
     
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    Phil wants to get you wet
    HAHAHAHAHA
    First thing that pops up

    [Your Name] is a
     
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    No it is Holly, but according to google, my friend is called Sharon

    And it didn't hurt that my agent called him once every six months to say "Yo, Holly wants to know". So at one point, the harassment worked and ...

    OMG just did "Holly is a" and look what came up:

    Personal life. Holly is a lesbian, and maintains a steady relationship with her lover, Karon. :eek:


    Next, [your name] licks
     
  19. InaRut

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    I dunno which to choose
    Phil licks beating heart of a king salmon in alaska
    or
    Phil licks his lips. "Prime ribs are meat," I inform him. "Ucchhh," he says, his saliva making a sharp trajectory in my direction.

    LOL
    [your name] and me
     
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    Holly and me! Holly and me going at the bag piping show...thingy!

    [your name] poops :grin: